Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 01/09/2026existence is so painful in so many ways. I spend half of my time wanting it to end and the other half desperately trying to distract. I'm grateful to the people who've brought me joy in this life, you are my only reason. 030
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 22/08/2026She stated the most ineffective transmedicalist take and deserves no praise for it. 011
Reposted by EnsembleZach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... 24288928671
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 12/08/2026PSA to all twitch streamers: Nothing short of fucking disgusting that this setting is on by default. Go to settings/ security and look in the privacy section. if you have not changed this setting, it will be turned on be default. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I mean honestly, who could have possibly guessed that. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026So it turns out producing the worlds largest rocket and repeatedly blowing it up is a terrible business model. 100
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I am very glad you are back on it. Did they clear your debt too? I hope so. 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Yeah... I was really unwell. I still am, but I'm trying to take care of myself. I'm just getting really shafted by austerity measures lately, my food stamps were reduced dramatically because I don't work 20 hours a week, but if I do work 20 hours a week I lose my disability, it's a catch 22. 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If my headstone says my deadname, and also mentions that I like trains, that would be so funny. 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Stop blaming the sun when it's exxon mobil's fault. Thanks. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Hoping I catch a stray during the troglibration this coming 4th. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This years world cup has the same vibe as the 1936 olympics. If you're a European visiting here for the first time, there's this thing you can try called going into a walmart, buying a gun, and shooting yourself. You'll only be fined like 10k and you'll even have Your ashes deported at our expense. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 08/05/2026With any luck we can push for change now that cars are less viable. 010
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's often said that the bike doesn't matter, only who's riding it, and this is more often true than false. You don't need to be a pro either, you can genuinely get 80% of the way there with 20% of the work. Learn what you can on youtube and ignore industry plants like GCN. Cycling is for everyone 020
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's really easy to fall into the trap of high end bike marketing and come out thinking you won't have the money to pick up cycling. You can get 95% of the way there with 10% of the cost That last 5% in performance is costly because of professional cycling. Your daily commute is not that. 100
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's not a big deal if you didn't overspend on the bike. Fixed gears are also an option but there's a learning curve to riding them, if you master that learning curve, they are extremely simple to maintain. 100
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Avoid walmart bikes or cheap mountain bikes like the plague. Hybrids on the other hand, honestly please consider them, they are gravel bikes without all the marketing upsells and a fraction of the cost. Make sure you get a U-Lock with a cable so it doesn't get yoinked, and even if it does... 220
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026A decent bike costs less than a full tank of gas now. Find what size bike is recommended for your height and then check your local craigslist for a bike in that size. Classic raod/racing bikes are affordable and easy to maintain. Hybrids are comfortable, inexpensive, and good bang for buck. 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 07/05/2026So uhhh, since gas prices are doing that... I'm going to start talking about bicycles. Many folks would actually be able to do more than you'd think with a bicycle. If your daily commute is 20 miles or less, you could probably train to be able to do this within a couple of weeks. 381
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Sorry for genuinely tweaking about GDQ games list lmao. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It sends the message that the best way to succeed in speedrunning is to find some untouched, uncontested game, make a basic route, polish it with some moderate effort, and then use your connections and nepotism to beat out the tryhards who spend years refining their skill. 010
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026People might not think this matters, not every run needs to be all that serious, sure. But the thing is, there are games getting rejected that are that serious and deserve the recognition, and it kind of feels like GDQ has a hate boner for sonic runners and view sonic as this meme joke character. 210
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Sometimes small communities form around a niche title and push it really far and their passion deserves a spotlight. I don't believe that's the case here. The game is from 2023 and has 5 runners. This isn't really enough time for a small community to even push a game into form. 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Some game most sonic fans haven't even heard of on a game system most people don't know exists, and 5 people have ever submitted a run to the leaderboards. We're getting one competitive title and 2 meme games... At a time where sonic speedrunning is actually in good form too. 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I genuinely think the sonic block for this years SGDQ is baffling. There were some absolute banger submissions from really competitive games. Speedrunning can absolutely be a high art form when communities are collectively pushing a run to it's limits. Instead of that though we're getting... 110
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 30/04/2026One of which stated "we need to throw these damned gobbies over the wilderness ditch" Another stating "If one more woman rejects me I'm going to lure her north of my house" The area north of his house is known to be a a region of high murder rates. The jury convicted Dave unanimously this morning. 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The convicted had faced previous charges of domestic violence, as well as a failure to comply with court mandated showers. The other villagers noted a foul smell coming from his mother's basement, as well as a particularly vicious family of mutated rats. The prosecution also found racists tweets. 100
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Evil Dave, otherwise known online as asmongold, was found guilty this morning of poisoning edgeville's water supply. He initially plead not guilty to the crime, arguing that he did not intend to do it, but the prosecution claimed that he allowed his living space to become bio hazardous. 100
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Descent is crazy, this was the most explicitly and obviously genocidal agenda from the very start. 082
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Bootlickers are the downfall of humanity, I swear to god. 030
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I genuinely think this game deserves someone who cares about it in charge, like mod Ash. Someone who genuinely wants to see the game and it's community flourish. 020
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Will YOU american PATRIOT show your support for OUR GLORIOUS LEADER with a modest donation of $100? Together we are TAKING AMERICA BACK from the VILE SUBHUMAN LIBERAL scum. Your generous support will help trump build gas chambers, or ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? The RADICAL LEFT DEMONCRATS? 000
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'm already seeing bootlickers defending the decision too. My brother in Christ this will kill the game. Do you want servers to shut down due to inactivity in 3 years or do you want an active game? 130
Ensemble @jazzensemble.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Queer OSRS players are gonna be saying "we warned you all about mod north" He was never for the playerbase, we were the canaries in the mine, and so many chose to ignore us. These short term profitable decisions will kill the game in the long run. It's already so hard for newbs to justify members. 1110