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Jazmin

@jazminsmith.bsky.social
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lawyer in an office somewhere | politics on My Old Kentucky Podcast | jokes at a comedy club near you | she/her

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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Campaigning in 2026
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A slightly more hope-pilled chud
72% woke, 28% chud 
27% tech bro, 73% neo-Luddite 
58% hope-pilled, 42% doomed 
72% davos, 28% Dubai Your closest match: Claudia Sheinbaum
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Funniest Person in Louisville is a really fun summer event that I started going to even before I did comedy! Check it out Sunday! redpintix.com/events/june-...
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Busy week
Sleeping dog Ricotta gnocchi with pesto, parm, and prosciutto Bilmuri concert view from balconyJazmin on stage doing comedy with Starry Night background
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
trying to do the most
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Any old Hilltop people go to the new place? They’ve started a Thursday comedy mic and I’m on the show tomorrow?
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Someone in the group chat accidentally summoned an AI chat summary and it was just me harassing my friend about not having a library card. On brand.
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bahaha
ESPN notification stating Vikings are favorite to sign Kyler Murray, Kirk Cousins also on their radar
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Louisville friends, probably my last time hosting at the Caravan at Midcity Mall!
Caravan Comedy Club open mic, March 11 at 7:30 
Host: Jazmin Smith 
Special guest: Ty Leach 
1250 Bardstown Rd
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I mostly only do lil reposts on here but I’m doing some fun mics over the next month if any Kentucky/Cinci people here want to enjoy some local comedy
Flyer with Jazmin Smith’s stand up comedy dates 

Feb. 11 - Pro-Am Night at Go Bananas
in Cincinnati @ 7:30

Feb. 15 - Clean Comedy Mic at Ten20 Butchertown @ 7:00

Feb. 23 - Planet of the Tapes Open Mic @ 7:30 

Mar. 4 - Caravan Open Mic @ 7:30

Mar. 11 - Hosting Caravan Open Mic @ 7:30

Mar. 19 - Clean Slate Comedy at Thoroughbred Theatre & Wine Bar in Midway @ 7:30
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A thing I’m doing for the third year in a row. It’s a pretty short and family friendly adaption if you want to bring children to experience live theatre! Sensory friendly show on the 13th and industry night on the 15th is pay what you can!
Christmas Carol at Highview Arts Center flyer 
December 12-21
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Post you from a different era Mission trip era
Jazmin sitting on 2x4 boards atop a rubble home foundation in Haiti
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Receipt of $25 donation to LPM
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I can now put Funniest Person in Louisville semi finalist on my resume and no one can take that away from me!
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I know it’s a terrible fucking time for literally, like the whole world, but this happened to me this week
Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club playbillOh, Mary playbill
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When I got to New York, the first person I spoke to was a comedian who just moved from Louisville and then a couple days later I run into @austinwalker.bsky.social on the train 🤯
Selfie of Austin and Jazmin on the subway
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Chest pressed to Creed for the holiday
Mirror selfie at the gym 🤘🏻
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Working on new stuff
Jazmin Smith upcoming comedy shows: 
5/4: Ten20 at 7
5/8: Louisville Comedy Club at 7
5/10: Femtastic Weekend at the Caravan at 7:30 
5/21: Caravan open mic at 7:30
6/21: hosting for Keith McGill at the Caravan at 7:30 and 9:30
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Double double toil and trouble
Playbill from Shakespeare Behind Bars’ Macbeth at Luther Luckett Correctional Complex 
Playbill from three witches Shakespeare’s Macbeth
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Louisville Bluesky peeps, I’m hosting at the Caravan on Wednesday. Come have a midweek weird night!
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Our weekend
Ellie, a fluffy black dog, asleep on a gray couch with her head on a pillow
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Stress cookies for the second half
Box of Insomnia cookies
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
February joy
Jazmin on stage doing standup comedy 

Strawberry old fashioned in Hop Atomica rocks glass Picture of Jazmin and her Shred415 instructor Ashley holding up the number 50 wearing workout clothes in front of balloons Chili’s triple dipper in the foreground with chips and salsa in the background
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Cool new open mic in Louisville, I’ll be at the first one next week
Open mic at B-Side 
Every fourth Thursday 

February 27 at 7:30
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Saw one of my favorite bands last night but Louisville concert crowds are still the worst 🙃
Shane Smith and the Saints on stage at Mercury Ballroom
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Real big on just doing the things I enjoy right now
Fourth Wing friendship braceletsPhoto from Fourth Wing release party of an envelope with a slip of paper saying I have been chosen by an orange dragon Selfie of me wearing a brown Shred415 sweatshirt Me on stage doing standup comedy at Louisville Comedy Club
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I don’t think anyone on my Instagram will know what this is so I’ll show off my Hunter x Hunter shirt here
Selfie of Jazmin wearing a Gon and Killua shirt that says “Book!!”
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When I sign up for the Taylor Swift/Sabrina Carpenter/Gracie Abrams ride
Text exchange 
Me: gonna cycle tonight for the first time in months 
Them: what time?? 
Me: 6:30
Them: you little swiftie.
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Morning after opening night beans
Selfie with an iced latte
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The most perfect card. IYKYK.
Leah Kateb Spare Me greeting card
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Did comedy and watched Muppets this weekend
Jazmin on stage at the CaravanMuppet Christmas Carol on tv
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Me trying to have conversations about subrogation at work the last two days
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
How my day is going
“Just a moment” loading screen on laptop
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I know my people here are informed but just in case
Putting out my usual offer to help anyone with their ballot. I know we have the big one this year, but there are a lot of extremely important state and local races, some partisan and some nonpartisan, that could truly have an effect on our every day lives. We also have two constitutional amendments on the ballot. I am very familiar with most state rep and state senate races, as well as the judicial races and council races in Louisville and Lexington and I’m happy to share my thoughts.
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Should I come back here? Here’s what I have been doing
Banner for Titus Andronicus at Highview Arts CenterWitch’s brew margarita at Chili’sSelfie of Jazmin and Andrew at Louder than LifeJazmin doing stand-up comedy
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I will not be talking about the Supreme Court, here’s some good ramen and tteokbokki I ate this weekend
Bowl of duck fat fried chicken ramen with spicy miso broth, corn, and a soft boiled eggCacio e pepe tteokbokki garnished with parmesan, pickled onion, and green onions
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
A 30-something woman’s road trip
Pink Stanley cup next to pink pepto bismol in car cup holders
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
My 2024 ins and outs for the non-Twitter folks
IN
Being in your reputation era
CYCLST8
Disco frog gas station 
Molly Baz cookbook
Earl grey 
Local comedy 
Fringe bandanas (@velvetoutlaw) 
New piercings (inexpensive) 
Thrifting 
OUT
Hating on Taylor Swift (always out)
Fitness classes with a leaderboard 
Buc-ee’s 
half baked harvest cookbook 
Starbucks 
Matt Rife 
Gold necklaces 
New tattoos (expensive) 
Fast fashion
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Screenshot of my own tweet from 9:51 pm on 12/13/23 that says: Found my favorite Hallmark movie of the season: Round and Round. A Hanukkah time loop movie with great nerdy references and Jake Jagielski from One Tree Hill?!
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
No sign of blondie last night
Side by side photos: on the right is the Pete Davidson swiftie meme where he is reporting from the sideline in a Taylor Swift crew neck with a pink cowboy hat and friendship bracelets. In the left photo, Jazmin is wearing the same outfit.
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I am an artist now
Very amateur Bride of Frankenstein paintingJazmin and Andrew holding up Bride of Frankenstein and Frankenstein paintings
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Damn I was going through it 11 years ago today 😂
Two Facebook statuses in a row from October 4, 2012:

“I think it’s time to make a tattoo appointment.” 

“But you, O Lord, are a shield about me, my glory, and the lifter of my head.” Psalm 3:3
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Team Kentucky
Photo of Cat, Andy Beshear, and Jazmin at IBEW
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Spotify screenshot of the song Me + Mine (Lamentations) by American Aquarium
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
I have been doing HelloFresh since recovering from surgery to make life easier and I got on the subreddit to see which recipes people liked and
Reddit post: OP accidentally baked the instruction sheet under a baking sheet
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Went to the desert
Selfie of Jazmin and Andrew with the view from Keys Point in Joshua Tree National Park in the background. Jazmin is on the left wearing pink sunglasses and a pink baseball cap. Andrew is wearing a patterned button down shirt with sunglasses and a navy Joshua Tree Coffee hat. A Joshua Tree with mountains and blue sky in the background A rectangle unground pool with a sparkly tube pool float floating in the pool. The San Jacinto mountains and trees are in the background and there are pink floral bushes to the right of the pool. Jazmin in a beige linen dress standing with a large red sign that says “PS ❤️u” 

There is a hotel and palm trees in the background.
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
This was something my nurse practitioner said to me today
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Jazmin @jazminsmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
The one where I just had surgery but still had to go bridesmaid
Selfie of Jazmin on the left with a bouquet of white roses and baby’s breath. Chelsea is on the left in her wedding gown. Selfie of Deanna on the left and Jazmin on the right in black bridesmaid dresses with pearl jewelry Photo of all the girls in the wedding party with long black satin dresses Selfie of Cortney, Chelsea, and Jazmin smiling and holding their bouquets of white roses and baby’s breath.
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