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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Nothing Thursday Night Football loves more than turning an otherwise decent sounding matchup into a blowout. Only short week games they should have all season are the Thanksgiving ones. Quality of TNF is suspect year after year. #NFL

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did ESPN seriously just zoom in on Matthew McConaughey and not say a damn thing about Woody Harrelson sitting right next to him? Are the people in the booth toddlers? Cause WTH was that? Let's acknowledge the famous Emmy winning, Oscar nominated actor in the shot as well #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hope lessons are being learned, cause wasn't a damn thing wrong with Conor Lamb. We're stuck with this shitstain til 2028 because y'all wanted to get cute and act like red flags were okay to ignore

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think I've now seen every color and style variation that Nike has at the US Open this year and Sabalenka really does have the ugliest kit of the bunch. The other designs actually look pretty good on most players, but Aryna's, no matter the color, is a the least flattering style. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Now that Andy Roddick is open to calling matches, ESPN needs to fast track him and Chris Fowler to A Team status. I'm sure we're not going to be lucky enough to get for this year's #USOpen final, but hoping they make the change at all the majors next year. Massive upgrade

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's great that for most of the tournament you can get the alternate commentary team broadcasts thru the ESPN app and mostly avoid either of the McEnroe brothers. But saddling us with Jimmy Arias' constant nitpicky, negative commentary needs to not be the alternative. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

US Open weather gonna be iffy til Friday with this Ring of Fire storm pattern that nobody asked for. Just plan on rain delays the next 3 days. Friday and Saturday catchup should get us an incredible schedule of matches to choose from #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Patrick McEnroe has amnesia about Zverev. Sascha was almost scrawny when he first started til Jez Green whipped him into shape. He had a great start at the Masters but hit a double fault era to rival Sabalenka's. And stop forgetting about Thiem, Big 3 wasn't his only hurdle

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I understand the excitement behind the USMNT, but the way they forgot they needed to develop Tim Howard Jr in addition to improving the offense by this World Cup feels like coaching malpractice on both Berhalter and Pochettino.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Happy Coco finished her match but Wimbledon's fussy rules are truly obnoxious in this day and age. Even if you're gonna set a curfew, what senior citizen panel settled on 11 PM? Let's do Midnight at least, but 1 AM even better. It was an obnoxious rule 10 years ago and still is.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

ESPN is annoying me already. In what world does the barely interesting Fritz match need to be split screen with Ben Shelton's highly competitive 3rd set tiebreaker? ESPN stays making questionable production decisions. I miss HBO Max already and we're only 2 days in. #Wimbledon

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

@jeremytache.bsky.social FYI, yinzer is 100% traditionally a derogatory term. Anyone claiming otherwise doesn't know real Pittsburgh. Yinzer never meant strictly someone from the Burgh, this thing where people are throwing it around in everyday convo like that's the actual meaning is recent.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Misrepresented Jess! The bad tap out was not leaving the event early. SC were fighting each other to sub out of the games because they were so gassed. If they hadn't objected to you currently being the most athletic, then no issue, but they did and then had this showing.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Really hope you listen to the beginning of Monday's Hour 1 and roast Shipping Container at some point this week. It was only a few weeks ago they claimed they could keep up with you in a competition and here they are fighting to tap out of a street hockey game minutes in.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social @jeremytache.bsky.social Richard Hamilton was the MVP of the tournament when UConn won. Whatever you're thinking Christian, Carmelo, and Kemba were in the year their team won, Rip was in his. Did him dirty on Mystery Crate.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Really hope Alysa Liu starts another trend for Olympic success that I haven't seen mentioned. Don't be afraid to refresh an older routine if it showcases the skater better. It's absolutely been a reason some have missed out on Olympic medals in the past, skating a lesser, more lackluster program.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

So thrilled for Alysa Liu. Beautiful skater, and the perseverance she's shown in returning to figure skating and becoming the World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist after all the Beijing Olympics bullshit, has got to be the best part of the story. It's been a joy to watch.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Hersheys with the best Olympics commercial this year and it's not particularly close.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Skills Challenge wasn't the best thing ever, but it was better than this corny Shooting Stars nonsense #NBAAllStar

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

NBC really messed up this NBA All Star Weekend Schedule. Starts at 5 PM. Three-point contest in the first hour? What is this nonsense? NBC can't plan for shit. Why bid on all these sports if you can't juggle them better on your schedule? I miss TNT.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

NBC getting hit by karma for their Nathan Chen erasure. They've barely mentioned him despite all the parallels. Why have they been acting like he wasn't busting out quads in his programs? They've promoted Ilia as if Nathan didn't do almost everything Ilia accomplished first. It's bizarre #Olympics

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Every single sport has some behind the scenes soap opera going on. Love the biathalon commentators casually letting us know this French athlete Julia Simon is a freaking criminal that stole from her teammate, was suspended, and convicted of credit card fraud. #Olympics

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

NBC misses Dick Ebersol big time. What's this TV schedule? Why is all of Today Show airing when it's afternoon in Italy? The "it's on Peacock" is great, but streaming is literally not how you randomly discover snowboard cross, slopestyle, short track, moguls, etc are fun to watch. #Olympics

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Nice to see Ashley Wagner, but confused why she's being styled like a 50 year old attending an Awards Gala. It's also poorly tailored, making it look even less flattering. But at least her legs look killer on the wide shots I guess.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

NBC inserting a downright obnoxious level of commercials as I try to watch the replay of an event finals. It's the same in the Peacock or NBC Sports apps. Do you want people to watch the Olympics or not? This strategy says no, cause WTF wants to see an ad every 5 minutes?

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Hockey already starting I'm not surprised by, but snowboarding too? NBC needs to dial up the promos with dates included because I didn't know there would be several events beginning before the Opening Ceremonies. #Olympics2026

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

John McEnroe hitting that Z hard and turning Zverev's name into 3 syllables. He should just call him Sascha if he hasn't mattered it yet. I'm probably gonna have to mute soon. I hate that ESPN removes the alternate commentator broadcast from the app after the Round of 16.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Evan Washburn looking like he's in character with that snow covering his hair on the sidelines. It's giving Stanley Tucci in Hunger Games. I don't hate it. #AFCChampionshipGame

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Before you spend on ESPN Ultimate to watch the Australian Open, absolutely check if you get it thru your cable or streaming package. A decent number are including it. I have it that way thru DirecTV, but I saw Fios, Hulu, Spectrum, Fubo and others would be doing it as well. #AusOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Before you record Mystery Crate this week (tomorrow?), please double check on whether A-list celebrity comedian was on LBS. The guess that makes the most sense was on last year, but not sure you were in. If true, maybe give SC time to guess again with that to consider.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social Your Mystery Crate clues were fine, SC wasn't asking the best questions and they are severely geographically challenged. I'll guess Common. Especially because I've run into him more than any other celeb and not just in Chicago. Very easy to come across for whatever reason

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social I know you said hotel prices were high in Pittsburgh because of the game, but I wasn't thinking about what that really meant. Good number of Steelers fans said screw it and took the money. Surprising amount of cheers for the Packers. Not sure I blame them in this economy

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

MLB is so unserious about their playoffs. Division games on FS1 and FS2?!? Where's Fox or TBS or ESPN? The Wild Card round was easier to locate. FS1 should be used as the second option only and using FS2 is a joke. #MLBPlayoffs

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social ND should make Al Golden a good offer he can't say no to and everyone can pretend he never left. Bengals look a mess and are much too cheap to be paying him top dollar. Only reason to stay is if there's a chance of getting named head coach if Zac Taylor gets fired.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

@jeremytache.bsky.social Y'all need to think on why you take every opportunity even when there's something positive to say, to crap on Russell Wilson. Why Caleb Williams is often criticized, but Trevor Lawrence continues to skate by with bare minimum criticism for his mediocrity. It's disappointing

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Hate the start time of the Men's Final. Ignoring that it's the first Sunday of the NFL season and just putting it smack dab in the middle of the first window of games feels idiotic. I'm guessing ABC thinks this is good counter-programming, but it's a screw you to those that are fans of both. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

The NFL off-season is so long, I forgot Tom Brady does not have a good voice for commentating at all. His face needs to be on screen to pretend that voice works and that's obviously not gonna happen.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Can this please be the last Grand Slam we're subjected to John McEnroe? How are we still stuck with him? Did Jim Courier turn ESPN down? He's head and shoulders better at commentary than anything John has had on offer for a very long time. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Alcaraz's hair is growing Chia Pet fast. If he reaches the final, the photos will barely be embarrassing 20 years from now. Alvaro must have said so many Hail Marys to make it happen because somehow the ill-timed botched haircut has turned into a blip on the radar. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Why are they giving us so much Mary Carillo as a commentator? Why do networks keep forgetting how many times fans rallied to get rid of her? Chanda and Lindsay do not need her at all and Jim Courier and Jan-Michael Gambill would've been better off without her as well. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

This is the best, most flattering kit Rybakina has had since leaving Adidas and signing with Yonex. Hope they keep putting in this kind of effort with their designs. #USOpen

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

@jeremytache.bsky.social So glad you mentioned the streaming conversation coming off as privileged. They were surprisingly dismissive about cost being a factor.

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

First round of Cincy started, but Canadian finals are tonight? These extended Toronto, Montreal, & Cincinnati schedules somehow overlapping are as ridiculous as it gets. What the heck was wrong with the week-long schedules? Who thought this was a good idea? #ATP #WTA #CincyTennis

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Did I just see Justin Gimelstob in the Royal Box??? How the heck is Mr. Aggravated Assault sitting there just as casual as can be? LTA stopped vetting who can sit there these days or what? #Wimbledon

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

The pass Darren Cahill is given remains astounding. He's on ESPN talking about Anisimova and her journey, as if part of that journey isn't when he ditched Amanda on the eve of Indian Wells claiming mental health struggles with travel only to constantly travel with Sinner 5 months later. #Wimbledon

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Commentators must have amnesia about Bencic if they think some grumbling and yelling at her box a bit is something of note. She used to light into her dad aggressively when OCC was still going on. It was not pretty, not a good look at all. So far, this is tame for her #WIMBLEDON

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

We apparently can't have nice things. This is a cruel, cruel world. #Wimbledon

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

@jeremytache.bsky.social Think if you brushed up on your 2007-2010 Phillies lineups you'd win Pitch Clock trivia more often. Multiple times now you've missed Ryan Howard when he's been an obvious choice. Maybe as a Marlins fan you've blocked out how good they were, you should refresh your memory

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Kartal acting all Jack Draper is a problem as well in that Hawkeye malfunction that screwed Pavs. She could've and should've conceded the point to end the nonsense as well. #Wimbledon

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Jazmin @jazminbarton.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Since when can't the ump's line call be the deciding one when the Hawkeye tech goes down or malfunctions? Isn't that part of why they still have the chair umpire and linespeople there? Pavs getting screwed there for no reason. #Wimbledon

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