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@jayzonus.bsky.social
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Senior Supervising Head Inter-Sub-Regional Chief Co-Presidemperor for JAY ENTERPRISES Co. Inc. Ltd.

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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 15h
Ok David... you don't like the label, right? But you're fine with all the reasons said label has been earned? So to quell your fee fees about it, how about you tell us what you'd like it called because, again, they've earned it, and there will be no shutting up🖕💩🧠🤡🇺🇸🖕
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Are We The Baddies Bad
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
... and remember ALL of your other investment opportunities throughout the year, children!! 😈💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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I Am The Tooth Fairy, My Child
ALT: I Am The Tooth Fairy, My Child
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your kid died, whatever! Look at all my "cool" toys... 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Uncle Tim Uncle Tim Rants And Reviews
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not bad enough yet? Waiting for November? Got all the time in the world do ya? Why the waiting? 🦥💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It took them about decade to dismantle 250 years of US hegemony. To my french QC frères et soeurs : how long do you think your language will last getting into bed with the US? Or is the promised big pile of money, the usual sellout card of any North American "conviction" claims, more important?
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Bob Gratton Elvisgratton: Think Big!
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We'll vote them out! Protest in X months from now! That's not constitutional! We put a STOP sign, so there will never be accidents on this street... The vaccuum went 24/7 while y'all pussyfooted around with your democracy trying to find the easiest and convenient ways to keep your country 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Money Shower Anime
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎵A copy of tonight's setlist🎵 1- Drainin' that Swamp (accoustic) 2- Fake News Blues 3- Drill! Baby! Drill! 5- Never Seen Anything Like It 6- SAD! 7- Too Big To Rig 8- Freestyle Nickname Rap 9- A Strongman's Tears 10- Witch Hunt Hoax 11- The Late Great Hannibal Bop 12- Bigly Braggadocious Medley
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South Park: Donald Trump Combing Hair
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IMO the truest hiphop GOAT. I've watched this so many times it's f'n magic :
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BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLES ON FLEX | #FREESTYLE087
YouTube video by HOT 97
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
... and that's how the door to Uncle Tickle's naked candy basement was closed for good. A rehabilitation sensation!! 🖕💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Wren Corridor: Have You Learned Your Lesson?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What about the writers and warehouse workers and wildlife wranglers and window washers and watch winders and water warmers and wax waners and wiggle wagglers and whistle while you workers and...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you know how many people want insurance refunds because they "didn't" use it? Are you a trapeze artist asking for your safety net money back after your act because you didn't fall? You DID use it... the safety was provided! 💩🧠🤡
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Muppet Show: Kermit's Trapeze Fall
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💩🧠🤡🤡
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Energetic Singing Duo Stage Performance
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just give him a dry erase name badge so he can get his jollies tagging his name all day every day 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Hello My Name Is Princess Tag
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your country clearly has an abundance, and many are in the room with you right now... shouldn't be difficult there MitchChad RandyBob DwightJeb 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Wut Shocked: It's So Many of Them!
ALT: Wut Shocked: It's So Many of Them!
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The new face of the US military - a giant roided-out, kayfabing testicle in douche shades 👇
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love me right What's the matter with you? Hold me tight Why must I tell you what to do? 🤘
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Kirk Khan: Iconic Rage
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👏💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Teddy Duchamp (Corey Feldman) in Stand By Me
ALT: Teddy Duchamp (Corey Feldman) in Stand By Me
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's almost like, out of nowhere and without any possible warning or prior repeatable patterns, that he decided to move on canada like a bitch and grab us by the pussy... 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👏💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Vintage 80s Cricket Talking Doll
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wrote, took AND graded my own test... and against ALL odds, I got an A+!! 🖕💩🧠🤡
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So we ask again: if they WERE trying to do extensive damage and hurt many people, what would they be doing DIFFERENTLY?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"What are the four points of the Miss America crown, and which one means the most to you?"
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You'll find the corpse of Mitch McConnell, now called "Michelle" McConnell, in one these school's secret operating rooms...
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Cody Johnston: Is There Evidence?
ALT: Cody Johnston: Is There Evidence?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Victory laps for hypothetical alternate histories! How are you continuing to be ruled by trust me bro statements and what if scenarios? Expect the unexpected but don't face reality in front of you. Be curious about shit that matters, not if it's cake or who's singing in the mask. Pathetic 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Masked Singer Judges' Shocked AHHHHHHH Reaction
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some of you might be redeemable... but this map of the USA civil war from the !1860s! show that fuck all changed in over 100 years. American progress! The red cousin marriage zones need to be cut off from the rest of the modern world stat. Your experiment has been over for a while 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
also an important expansion in my musical tastes
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Ewen Bremner Pooping
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh boy here comes the embarassment!! I bet if I muster up enough embarassment, I could feed my family... keep the lights and heat on. Might even have enough to cure my illness or fashion a bulletproof vest! Embarassment - the pinnacle of first world innovation and resistance! 💩🧠🤡
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Elmo Hides and Peeks
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Muted, her body language alone is aggressively speak-to-the-manager and cringe af. I doubt Dr. El-Sayed and Dr. Jukaku are worried this barking chihuahua. Hey Lisa, if you're really a supporter of this pedo regime, why don't you publicly grope a minor for solidarity? 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Chihuahua Angry
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did you hear that an asian woman broke up the Beatles? Big if true... 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really, very, seriously, really, particularly, especially, really, totally, extremely, really, really...
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Spice Girls: Really Wanna Zig-a-zig Ha
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The state of affairs is that your state of mind is lacking a state of grace, which is putting us all in a state of emergency and your country is state of the art at being in a state of disrepair. Look at the state of you! You have enough states already 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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David Mitchell: A State of Perpetual Terror
ALT: David Mitchell: A State of Perpetual Terror
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gowdy looks like if Tintin had a nasal collapse from his decades-long coke habit
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Oh Google don't be bullied!" Seriously?!? You know that the broligarchy isn't getting bullied, right? Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, Thiel, Pichai, Andreessen, Sacks... at a minimum you're looking at 7 Lex Luthors. Real life supervillains while you wait on fake life superheroes to save the day 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Lex Luthor Gene Hackman Wig Reveal
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Date prep: - Down a glass of my own asparagus-garlic piss - Comb out my aged cheese and onions armpit curls - Irradiate my salted vinegar crotch - Remember her brain is *probably* the same size as mine and she can choose any of the meal deals even the expensive one. Imma get laid! 🤢
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Milhouse Sopracciglia Milhouse Eyebrows
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🎵Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused Sweet dreams are made of this🎵
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Eurythmics Annie Lennox - Sweet Dreams Music Video
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Booze, produce... doesn't matter. "Product of the USA" is the stigma of moral corruption, vapid narcissism and malevolent gluttony. We shouldn't consume anything from RFK Jr's deregulated dysentery buffet. 🖕💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Demo-Lotion Man
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Chang Dancing in Community
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel these two ✊️
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This their deal : I can rape you "nicely" with flowers and chocolate, or I can rape you nastily with a punch to the face. The choice is yours as I'm gonna get what I want regardless.
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🍑💦
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Im Jacking That - Christian Bale Face Morph
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Putin is doing the same to Japan with their Northern Territories (Krasnov / birds of a feather). How long until Canadian fishermen, or in fascist speak, "fentanyl traffickers", get blown out of the water like in the Carribean Sea?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't choke on the chanterelle - slurp it all the way down, Jimmy.💩🧠🤡🇺🇸🍄
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Chad Brownlee Eating Mushroom
ALT: Chad Brownlee Eating Mushroom
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If angels or saints exist I can think of very few more worthy. With humanity increasingly failing on systemic, environmental and psychological challenges, she's a shining example of what's possible if you are mindful of your world. Remember to wear the coat of many colors Dolly made for us ✌️💔🕊
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can't sell hamburders without the clownish mascot all over the ads. One Double McPedo King Deluxe Valueless Meal to go sir, I ask for, with tears in my eyes... 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Donald Trump Waving from Drive-Thru
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More "valueable" embarassment. The world's on fire, people being killed, your military is neutered and your coffers robbed - but let's liken this to farting loudly in a crowded elevator?! How much embarassment fends off the barbarians at the gate trying to kill you and your loved ones?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Maybe Brazil? LMA brings some info 👇
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BREAKING: Trump's 300,000-ton beef mystery EXPOSED
YouTube video by Large Man Abroad
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
McMystery Meat-ish Stackplatter Chunkshank.... like grandma used to make! 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸 🤢
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Soylentgreen People
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Levelling : Bringing different groups, scores, or amounts to the same standard. Lisa, you lying, blinking, bobbleheaded trash bag. Your only "deal" on offer is always zero-sum. No "levelling", no mutual wins. Only your own gains from someone else's loss. Your cartoonish mob racket is weak. 🖕💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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