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Jason

@jayzonus.bsky.social
114 followers 115 following 471 posts

Senior Supervising Head Inter-Sub-Regional Chief Co-Presidemperor for JAY ENTERPRISES Co. Inc. Ltd.

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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not bad enough yet? Waiting for November? Got all the time in the world do ya? Why the waiting? 🦥💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The new face of the US military - a giant roided-out, kayfabing testicle in douche shades 👇
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some of you might be redeemable... but this map of the USA civil war from the !1860s! show that fuck all changed in over 100 years. American progress! The red cousin marriage zones need to be cut off from the rest of the modern world stat. Your experiment has been over for a while 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gowdy looks like if Tintin had a nasal collapse from his decades-long coke habit
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel these two ✊️
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More "valueable" embarassment. The world's on fire, people being killed, your military is neutered and your coffers robbed - but let's liken this to farting loudly in a crowded elevator?! How much embarassment fends off the barbarians at the gate trying to kill you and your loved ones?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has a trans athlete's participation in something somewhere not even near you ever prevented you from being able to : put food on your plate, keep a roof over your head or go to bed and wake up safely? Why the fuck do you care? Circus over the bread, huh? 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Expel, eject, remove, dismiss, banish, and discharge now.
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Never again choosing "Product of USA", be it alcohol, milk or <insert here>. Banned for good - it's just trash food for convenient and instant gratification endorphins, not actual nutrition or sustainability. What can you expect from the magic kingdom of Pop Tart walls. 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How much American "concern" does it take to change things?
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One great big festering neon distraction...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
By not changing direction, you should end up exactly where you are heading...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Our bacon is ham? You have entire "walls" of Pop Tarts in your stores! Cornerstone of a nutritious diet? What a culinary mecca! Enjoy your poo salad 💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stenographers and "journalists"...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🤪💩🧠🤡
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bet he never did even one grocery shopping his entire life... only queers and females do that kinda stuff!! "Dusty Johnson"... 🤔
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you believe it to be true... 💩🧠🤡
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
👍
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why go there anyway? Family - sure, okay. Business? Errrr... situational I guess. But otherwise? Why - and to see/get what? It's a big festering neon distraction inside a choking cloud of burnt coal and cow farts. 🖕💩🧠🤡🇺🇸🖕
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I worked it in I worked it in to look like that...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Unheard of and shocking if true...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dude's not fucking around - just mashed the start button during the character creator tutorial.
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Jiu-Jitsuing": making up words and appropriating Japanese methods of combat. Yeah I'm sure that's what's happening in Iran, Bessent Kwan Do 🤡🇺🇸💩🧠
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
🇺🇸🤡Hahaha🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Markwayne Mitchchad Randybob Dwightjeb Hankgene Kyledave JerryJim BurtRex Kwon Do
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
☠️
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A love pillory 🤢😢😡
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
👏
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We have evidence that you like to force yourself into many places, even if their ages are minor 🖕💩🧠🤡🇺🇸
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Way too sophisticated and deep...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
He has a handler already is why he's going... 🖕 this 🤡
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The Song Remains the Same
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My poll numbers are the greatest! Only morons don't like me. I would bet I have like an 87.29% approval rating!
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Generations let you build the biggest stockade of weapons under the pretense you're the world's protectors, but your system didn't "lock the door" allowing the worst of humanity to just walk in, use your own guns against you and take us all hostage. Only harsh and ugly ways out of this now
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
All of the... Oklahoman aid...? Is that right, Markwayne Mitchchad Randybob Dwightjeb Hankgene Kyledave JerryJim? 🤔👇👇👇👇🤔
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Trumpini Putini are gonna use your own stockade of weapons to annihilate yourselves. Even if we come out of this, the "sleeping security guard" that allowed it to happen needs serious introspection and revision.
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
🤔 ✊️🚫👑
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
✊️🚫👑
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Fake Reality TV Regime
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Maybe they'd also be interested in an island tour. Free lunches!
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You gotta keep riding that wayback machine, folks. Everything old is not new again, it's never changed...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Pencils AND dolls? That's too much of two things! Amuhrica, time to innovate...
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Jason @jayzonus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Good idea as history is repeating. "Resisting is already protecting your heart and your brain. But it is especially acting, doing something that gets positive results through useful and carefully measured action"
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