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JaytheOstrich

@jaytheostrich.bsky.social
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Canadian Neeblet, gamer, layabout, ostrich in a bad human suit. #WorldPeace #Diptitinmilk

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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHY is the story always 'Will it work?" when he does clearly illegal things?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What Drunk said!
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your country needs the 'stigma and embarrassment' of the people that still support this administration's attempts to destroy your country for personal profit. Sadly they seem immune to embarassment.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You do a great job standing up to the insanity of people like Jennings, keep it up!
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BlinkBlinkGames @blinkblinkgames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Playing more of this charming survival/crafting + terraforming game tonight! And I've got an extra Steam key for the game to giveaway!
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah.. who needs people to be able to do math, or read, when they can rent a service from Sam to read to them and do the math, right?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We'll have to get you a sticker!
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Geez.. they look like people Haley Joel Osment would see in a graveyard.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bizarro World, where they both come from.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Simon's brass knuckles?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never going to forgive Macklemore for making me have to see Ed Sheeran all over social media. Ugh. Never.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's amazing they're still allowed to run, isn't it?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, for them, the kind where he's alive and they can use his vote but they don't have to LISTEN to him.. IS the best.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Via magic Sharpie?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And a crime, but that doesn't matter at all anymore in the USA. I'm surprised he hasn't made robbing banks legal yet.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Too bad it took them so long to get around to it.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Most often used actual reason:
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She had the perfect, correct reaction that EVERYONE should have.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At this point it's more like 'enemies to humanity' than political enemies. They're actively working on a thing they think has a 50/50 chance of WIPING US ALL OUT.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm just mad I never found a House Hippo.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, remember when election interference was a crime, no matter WHO did it, and your country had people whose JOBS it was to arrest and prosecute these people for the crimes they did? I sure do.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, you have no functional laws anymore.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because why run a campaign when you can just BUY your votes, right?
Screenshot from AP NEWS: Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes pledge to pay every US Adult $5k if GOP wins
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The President is well aware of the fraud he's committing.. why do you think his family is so into Crypto in the first place? I mean come ON, connecting the dots is a straight line between corruption and money in his bank account. This isn't rocket science."
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, remember when MGT brought a pic of Biden's son's prong into Congress? That was wild, huh?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heavy drugs or brain damage?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh great, another opening for a Trump cultist or Christian white nationalist who will happily follow illegal orders when the coup comes up.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So, having a baby from outside the USA is now equivalent to a 'spreadable disease'. Got it. Total white supremacy garbage, not surprising from Mullins.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also, nobody gives a shit what you play, Elon, because apparently you're horrible at it and cheat anyways.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It'll be very amazing to the rest of the world if 2 terms of Rump and MAGA isn't the END of the Republican party. Because they're not THAT much more extreme than 'moderate' Republicans, in some ways. Just way more openly vocal about what they wanted.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The fun thing, Mr. Musk, is that the regulations WERE OFF until people decided things like SAFE food SHOULD be regulated, then they were ON. When they made the regulations. Which you cancelled, and directly made your country much LESS SAFE. Idiot.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BIG stretch! ;)
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sort of amazing he's not trying to rename it 'Lake Dump'.. I mean Trump.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Teamed up with" implies a DIFFERENCE between 'rightwing extremist' and 'racist', which i'm not sure exists.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You KNOW you're on the right side when Spider-Man shows up to literally start beating you on sight, huh?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Isn't that the path to being a RIght-wing grifting podcaster?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
GAWDS no, they're insufferable.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I call my bathroom 'the bog', to myself, but luckily i don't have portable devices to email from there.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It was weird watching Naziferatu Miller scream about lefties 'look weird', wasn't it?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Don't even get me STARTED on 're-butt-al! ;)
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well, at least it could have been worse.. I know a guy who was backed into in a parking lot and LOST A LEG. Now he has an electric one.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's quite unfortunate, hope you feel way better tomorrow!
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
DO IT DO IT DO IT
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Haven't heard about a problem, but best of results, BlinkBlink!
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember, nothing is illegal for Rump unless and until it's been declared illegal, appealed, refiled, lost, found, filed again, declared illegal again, appealed again, filed in Federal Court, appealed to the Supreme Court, and even then it's a weighted coin flip.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It wasn't the magnetic pole that has switched.. it was the merit pole. Now, the worst humans alive are somehow revered, and the human virtues like empathy are somehow reviled.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, bsky.app/profile/blin..., every tried this? www.facebook.com/reel/3998660...
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Party of 'Back the Blue'.. as long as they're white.
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