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JaytheOstrich

@jaytheostrich.bsky.social
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Canadian Neeblet, gamer, layabout, ostrich in a bad human suit. #WorldPeace #Diptitinmilk

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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never going to forgive Macklemore for making me have to see Ed Sheeran all over social media. Ugh. Never.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, remember when election interference was a crime, no matter WHO did it, and your country had people whose JOBS it was to arrest and prosecute these people for the crimes they did? I sure do.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Because why run a campaign when you can just BUY your votes, right?
Screenshot from AP NEWS: Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes pledge to pay every US Adult $5k if GOP wins
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So, having a baby from outside the USA is now equivalent to a 'spreadable disease'. Got it. Total white supremacy garbage, not surprising from Mullins.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also, nobody gives a shit what you play, Elon, because apparently you're horrible at it and cheat anyways.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It'll be very amazing to the rest of the world if 2 terms of Rump and MAGA isn't the END of the Republican party. Because they're not THAT much more extreme than 'moderate' Republicans, in some ways. Just way more openly vocal about what they wanted.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The fun thing, Mr. Musk, is that the regulations WERE OFF until people decided things like SAFE food SHOULD be regulated, then they were ON. When they made the regulations. Which you cancelled, and directly made your country much LESS SAFE. Idiot.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sort of amazing he's not trying to rename it 'Lake Dump'.. I mean Trump.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Teamed up with" implies a DIFFERENCE between 'rightwing extremist' and 'racist', which i'm not sure exists.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You KNOW you're on the right side when Spider-Man shows up to literally start beating you on sight, huh?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Isn't that the path to being a RIght-wing grifting podcaster?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember, nothing is illegal for Rump unless and until it's been declared illegal, appealed, refiled, lost, found, filed again, declared illegal again, appealed again, filed in Federal Court, appealed to the Supreme Court, and even then it's a weighted coin flip.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It wasn't the magnetic pole that has switched.. it was the merit pole. Now, the worst humans alive are somehow revered, and the human virtues like empathy are somehow reviled.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, bsky.app/profile/blin..., every tried this? www.facebook.com/reel/3998660...
facebook.com
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Then name 10 right-wingers whose careers BEGAN by being 'anti-woke' for the grift. Or 50.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"And if they don't we should be able to whip them" is the quiet part she (maybe) didn't say out loud.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is your brain on the Daily Wire.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's kind of amazing that everyone know that NOTHING he said in that entire process could ever take him out of the position. Very sad, but also amazing.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WHAAAAT? The ultra-narcissist surrounded by butt lickers thinks he's done a GREAT JOB???
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@reverendpickle.bsky.social It's you in dog form!!
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This from a guy that looks like a mix between Nosferatu and evil Dobby the House Elf.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm going to assume he fell asleep halfway through a rant.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Next, on 'will it blend!' "
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm sure he'd have said "two-thirds of a person" if it was Obama.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Inside of me are 3 mice.. and they're all screaming mindlessly.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Your health service working, Americans.. but for whom, exactly?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Republicans ask Supreme Court if they can just feed illegal immigrants into wood chippers"
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's almost like BEING an engineer and having a computer READ about engineers isn't quite the same, huh.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So, when do you report for deprogramming? ;)
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Then I admit I strained it further by kidnapping my ex..."
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So, the same thing Reps have been running on for decades before MAGA. You know what to do, Left Americans.. vote these suckers OUT.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I love how every post adds 50 feet to this 'gash' that he thinks what, someone had on their shoes sliding along the pool?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Mistakes are made" when you're totally incompetent, and don't care, and neither do any of the people under you because you fired everyone that WAS competent or cared.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Then say "Here's a gun, and no accountability." Bad mix.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Why won't anyone think of the traitors!" says the traitor.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Well, considering that Rump can't entertain more than one thought at a time.. he's partly right.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Literally the ONLY criteria to be endorsed/nominated.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
How long before he 'wins' another tournament at one of his own clubs, this time?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Gee, I wonder where the other $600k is going to end up...
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Almost have to admire their ability to stick to a narrative, no matter how stupidly wrong it is in actuality.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Must be expensive to feed his eyebrow habit.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Didn't care, he gets to cosplay Secretary of Defense, and pretend he's G.I. Joe.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Taking the usual law enforcement route, huh?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Defending our country.. from children like this!"
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not loving how the most blatant crime family EVER is still prompting 'Concerns' and not, say prison sentences.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hey, remember that really cool law, signed by Donald J Trump, to force release of EVERY Epstein file? Whatever happened to that?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Raising Epstein from the dead?
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pretty sad it was tried in the first place, honestly.
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JaytheOstrich @jaytheostrich.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Republicans showing their selves again: No Heart.
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