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JayTea

@jaytea76.bsky.social
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Welshman in Canada. Terrible jokes and … well, just terrible jokes

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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 6h
How else will she go round the bend?
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You had to noodle over that for a while, eh?
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m sorry, but this is how 7 out of 10 of you are. 32% voted for the evil narcissist, 37% were so ignorant or apathetic that they didn’t vote. The 31% that I will assume you are in have a lot of work to do.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If he was sleeping, he’d be more endearing to the public than his conscious, three-word-sloganeering, antivaxx-embracing, Trump-bootlicking self.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And another 37% were so apathetic or ignorant that they didn’t want to express an opinion. 7 out of every 10 Americans are to blame.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hope you’ll feel better soon
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a mug
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be cruller to leave it.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still, and always, Lake Ontario
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The USA is plumbing the depths (and going deeper by the day).
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Before the cadburial service?
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We don’t trust you - 32% of registered voters voted for Trump, and 37% were so apathetic/stupid that they couldn’t make a choice between the evil narcissistic shitgibbon and the brown lady with the strange laugh. 7 out of 10 USians cannot be trusted. Let’s see if that moves in the midterms.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Straight out of your puss?
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gewürzgurkenknappheit
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just when Canada feels significantly united (Maple MAGA excepted), you come up with this potential divisiveness?!?! 😁 Cheesy chips - always delicious. Poutine without cheese curds? No whey.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep your ohare on
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even his fancy French pair? But that was his show set…
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We Camembert such egregious behaviour!
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You’re being a little starchy.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, the orange shitgibbon only said ONE of the worst. I say we try a little harder so we are unequivocally on top.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No you don’t
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Life can be so cruet
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On March 26, 2000, the song Blame Canada from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars. But that night something also debuted that became an immediate hit. The I Am Canadian Rant. This is the story. 🧵 1/10
Joe Canada standing center stage, singing into a microphone with mouth open and arms slightly outstretched before a large red maple leaf on a white backdrop.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think you need to go to court - get an araignéement
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Canadian support for Hungary, for example, goes back a long way - www.international.gc.ca/country-pays...
international.gc.ca
Canada-Hungary relations
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jayt... I hope you’re one of the 31%.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Che Bella
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, 31% voted for Harris, 32% voted for the evil narcissist and 37% were too apathetic or stupid to tell the clearly-telegraphed difference. So that’s 69% of USians that the rest of us can’t trust. 7 out of every 10 of you all.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It can still be - come and spend some money. Leave the MAGAts behind. And don’t expect us to reciprocate.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
H2o H2o No!
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amateur - I’d have found at least two in that time.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You, and RIP van Winkle.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When. Particularly if England doesn’t deal with their little Englander nonsense.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t call her thick.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a rocky road in more ways than one.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was just to show that we will not be beaten.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There appears to be some left - tsk tsk.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s have the remaining byelections with the useless effer in place.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, no - Skippy’s divisiveness and incompetence are helping the 70% of us that support Carney and keeping the centrists and the rational left focus on the Canadian government.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Newspaper referring to him that way was a bit uncalled for, though.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t be hard on yourself - maybe it’s just the tonic you need
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think you mean “One of the best ever at taking a charge.”
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s what he deserves for embracing the antivaxxers and the kooks/racists in the convoy to begin with.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yep - Black was convicted of fraud. Pardoned by Trump in his first term. He’s never been worth listening to.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Throw them out.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pass the doobie-oh, Rubio.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He’s not welcome in any of our villages (or towns/cities).
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can follow up with “so all they have left is a bunch of zeros”
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s because they’ve burned all of the crosses.
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JayTea @jaytea76.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hopefully the reaper is following him really closely these days.
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