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Jay

@jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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Current Writing success level: 20% Pirate Party Foreign Relations chair 2021-23 Born 330ppm, Shetland. Two boys (born 384, 390) Climate | SocDem* | Pragmatism […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@jaystephens, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h
This lil fella on the stump of a felled tree in the heart of Brisbane between the river George square
An alert lizard on a stumpSame stump, zoomed out to show a multi-lane highway flyover and the Brisbane wheel on the other side of the Brisbane river in the background
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Cursed off-brand card game
Its Cnuno.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Boil the vinegar and water mix with a tablespoon of sugar and a teaspoon of salt and then pour the boiling mixture over the bay leaves, garlic and peeled hardboiled eggs.
Glass jar with the eggs and bay leaves in the vinegar and water mix.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Prick through the whites of the hard boiled eggs, just as far as the yolk, with a fork.
A fork stabbing into a peeled hard-boiled egg surrounded by other eggs.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
A generous half-handful of whole black peppercorns.
supermarket jar of peppercorns
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Crush some garlic and throw it in the jar along with the bay leaves.
Large garlic on chopping board
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Three leaves from our baby bay leaf tree.
Tiny saplingThree small dark green bay leaves about to go in a glass jar
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Hard boiled the eggs, peeled them, and popped them in the fridge.
Peeled eggs
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
8% vinegar diluted 50% with water.
A bottle of double strength, white vinegar
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Fresh eggs from our hens
Fresh eggs labeled with an 8 for the day of the month.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Australian headlines sometimes are exactly how I imagined Australian headlines would be before I moved to Australia.
 Gaurdian headline:

What field price is rise ahead of interest rate decision; whale carcass prompts shark warnings at Perth beach
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
A section of trunk with lichen, small epiphytes, and a climber I can't name, on the Northern side of a palm tree trunk. #mosstodon
Epiphyte is bright green.
Lichen is blueish green.
There is also some actual Moss.
Only a little of the palm trunk is visible under all the plantlife
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
... And an iced bhang before sunset to round off a constructive Sunday.
Same garden scene.
Iced bhang in a glass in my hand in the foreground
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Strong coffee. Spring sunshine. Cowboy Bebop soundtrack over the crowing of our new rescue rooster. Good morning #Nimbin
Coffee mug.
Grey metal table & chair.
Garden with OATH hive.
Blue sky behind.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
🎯 from @mspro here fnordon.de/@mspro/117331192363182559
You have to think of fascism as a machine made up of interconnected systems, a machine from which we can only escape if we say no. No, we don't want to let ourselves crash headlong into climate change. No, we don't want to side with a deranged fascist US Empire in its final throes. No, we don't want to take part in any genocide.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
news screenshot
"this is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me" says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Interesting gmail spam. Sender is from a US domain - listings@jobuliet.net. Opening the email shows "job listings" (lol) in Charleston, South Carolina. Clicking on any job opens identically titled "job listings" in Australia.
Email header
Applicants wantedEmail body
Jobs in south carolinaPage displayed after clicking on a listing - jobs in Australia
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
I've lived in Aus for years now. When I first immigrated, I noticed there is a particular kind of fake smile you see in ads here that would be seen as too fucking weird elsewhere. It's a subtle difference in advertising, but real. Exhibit A.
Bathhouse ad featuring a woman with an exaggerated rictus grin/laugh
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Subscription-model capitalism where you own nothing and just pay monthly fees forever (or until the corporation decides to make it unavailable) is especially funny after decades of "under communism you won't be able to own anything" propaganada.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I wonder if that food truck 's wrap is AI... ... Brazilian flag says yes.
 Brazilian food truck with acai berry and flags designBrazilian flag with Ordem e Progresso hopelessly mangled
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Brisbane café : I mean, obviously we'd never suggest you use this on a #BinChicken - they're a protected species.
Spray bottle label
"To discourage pigeons that approach"
Ingredients: "water, lemon juice" Spray bottle on round white café table
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
The Australian government should "discuss" instructing what's about to be the WORLD'S SECOND BIGGEST PENSION SYSTEM (smcaustralia.com/media/australians-…) to divest from these lawbreakers.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Changing the battery on the backpack sprayer in #Australia
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
change my mind meme

Table text:
Alien/s is the most important movie of the 20th century

Footer text:
It contains a compressed instruction manual for resisting corporate tyranny
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
@noseatbelts.bsky.social
Cthulhoid orange tongue beastLarge shaggy blue Australian pension fund mascotRemnrandt as rendered by TypexStan Lee
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Sddenly a LOT of this on my feed. German coz VPN there rn, but it follows me wherever. Wondering if it's somehow linked to my hate-mentioning them.
Ad for 2nd gen Meta perv sunnies
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
These Pornhub Laundromat fantasies are really scraping the barrel
Laundrette ad:
Double load $7 
Free detergent injection
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
The new "differently abled"
A poster that mentions "differentially-abled students".
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Good morning world
Me and my coffee cup reflected in a moka pot
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
We got here one tiny step at a time, but now you need to show ID to enter the monopoly bookstore in this fash dystopia
Microsoft Store. Age verification required to update Kindle app on my PC
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Good morning #nimbin
A shoeless man dressed in black stands at a cafe table, under dappled shade from the trees behind. His black dog stands alertly in front of him on the table.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Found this 1954 Scrabble variant in the op shop and had to try it.
A vertical board with a grid  featuring words such as hop,  urn, gasp, blows, and hexThe same vertical board, seen from the other side.
From this side, the board contains words, such as toke, equally, Jew and zip.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Gluten free and halal but very much not vegetarian. Dammit I wanted to steal the kids' lollies.
A packet of colourful mini marshmallows marked halal and gluten free.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Why is Microsoft like this? So I made a typo in my Link, now I have to delete and go again?
In a SharePoint online document library, you cannot directly edit the target URL of a link object...
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
headline:
14 years in jail for quoting Hamas. New law could criminalize journalists.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
A two-part image at the top there is a futuristic dream city labelled how I imagined 2026 as a kid. At the bottom there is a two-part Wojak meme where one guy says that babies should have food, and a bearded angry guy in glasses asks if he is a communist.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Bris... Veges.
May some what naive painting of a sailboat under the Brisbane Story Bridge. 
Two of the sales have weirdly vertical union flags on them, one of them has the words, Bris Vegas.
The boat has a similar name on the prow, but it is Bris Veges.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Clicks through on a chess video a friend sent. YouTube immediately fills the other 2/3 of the screen.
Massive preview of another YouTube titled who is responsible for the Islamization of Europe
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
When monopoly government owned providers of a core service like letter delivery, want a Net Promoter Score, our society is in thrall to a bizarre ideology that has no bounds.
Phone screengrab with an NPS survey.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Bonus - I also set aside 9 seeds to see if I can germinate a cumquat sapling. 9/8
3 small plant pots in a Sistema tupperware, labelled  cumquats Aug 11
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Into sterilised jars, plus some straight into ramekins to eat this week. That's it for today. 8/n
A jar of marmalade, lid on but not yet labeled
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Let it cool a bit so the peel unclumps 7/n
Pan is on a metal trivet.  Fruit can be seen floating in the mixture
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Stir and boil 6/n
Strutting with wooden spoon
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
A kilo of sugar... 5/n
Aquila sugar in the form of one huge lump has been placed in the pan with the fruit.,
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Juice of one lemon... 4./n
Using my hand to squeeze a Lennon
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Simmering, with the pips
Pan closeup, bag of pips in  with the fruit & water
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
Pips in a tied - off scrap of Chux cloth
Red Chux cloth, rubber band
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
The lovely couple we buy our winter firewood from gave us a couple of kilos of cumquats and I'm home alone procrastinating about filling in the Australian census form... So, it's marmalade time! Quartered into the water, pips reserved 1/n
Pan with water and the chopped fruit, cutting board in front
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
social media post
What you don't get is that our succumbing to
frustration, thinking of you as stupid, may
very well be wrong, but it's also...hear
me...charitable.
Because if you're NOT stupid, we must turn to
other explanations, and most of them are
less flattering.
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Amateur Theatre troupe asked me to search Temu for a fake hand as a prop.
The word fake has triggered a no counterfeits warning as a banned term
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