Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13hThis lil fella on the stump of a felled tree in the heart of Brisbane between the river George square 001 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Boil the vinegar and water mix with a tablespoon of sugar and a teaspoon of salt and then pour the boiling mixture over the bay leaves, garlic and peeled hardboiled eggs. 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Prick through the whites of the hard boiled eggs, just as far as the yolk, with a fork. 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026A generous half-handful of whole black peppercorns. 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Crush some garlic and throw it in the jar along with the bay leaves. 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Three leaves from our baby bay leaf tree. 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Hard boiled the eggs, peeled them, and popped them in the fridge. 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Australian headlines sometimes are exactly how I imagined Australian headlines would be before I moved to Australia. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026A section of trunk with lichen, small epiphytes, and a climber I can't name, on the Northern side of a palm tree trunk. #mosstodon 084 8
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026... And an iced bhang before sunset to round off a constructive Sunday. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026Strong coffee. Spring sunshine. Cowboy Bebop soundtrack over the crowing of our new rescue rooster. Good morning #Nimbin 101 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026🎯 from @mspro here fnordon.de/@mspro/117331192363182559 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026Interesting gmail spam. Sender is from a US domain - listings@jobuliet.net. Opening the email shows "job listings" (lol) in Charleston, South Carolina. Clicking on any job opens identically titled "job listings" in Australia. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026I've lived in Aus for years now. When I first immigrated, I noticed there is a particular kind of fake smile you see in ads here that would be seen as too fucking weird elsewhere. It's a subtle difference in advertising, but real. Exhibit A. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026I wonder if that food truck 's wrap is AI... ... Brazilian flag says yes. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026Brisbane café : I mean, obviously we'd never suggest you use this on a #BinChicken - they're a protected species. 010 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026The Australian government should "discuss" instructing what's about to be the WORLD'S SECOND BIGGEST PENSION SYSTEM (smcaustralia.com/media/australians-…) to divest from these lawbreakers. 112 2
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Changing the battery on the backpack sprayer in #Australia 101 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Sddenly a LOT of this on my feed. German coz VPN there rn, but it follows me wherever. Wondering if it's somehow linked to my hate-mentioning them. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026These Pornhub Laundromat fantasies are really scraping the barrel 002 2
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026We got here one tiny step at a time, but now you need to show ID to enter the monopoly bookstore in this fash dystopia 101 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026Found this 1954 Scrabble variant in the op shop and had to try it. 010 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026Gluten free and halal but very much not vegetarian. Dammit I wanted to steal the kids' lollies. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026Why is Microsoft like this? So I made a typo in my Link, now I have to delete and go again? 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026Clicks through on a chess video a friend sent. YouTube immediately fills the other 2/3 of the screen. 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026When monopoly government owned providers of a core service like letter delivery, want a Net Promoter Score, our society is in thrall to a bizarre ideology that has no bounds. 110 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Bonus - I also set aside 9 seeds to see if I can germinate a cumquat sapling. 9/8 000 0
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Into sterilised jars, plus some straight into ramekins to eat this week. That's it for today. 8/n 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Let it cool a bit so the peel unclumps 7/n 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Pips in a tied - off scrap of Chux cloth 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026The lovely couple we buy our winter firewood from gave us a couple of kilos of cumquats and I'm home alone procrastinating about filling in the Australian census form... So, it's marmalade time! Quartered into the water, pips reserved 1/n 100 1
Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026Amateur Theatre troupe asked me to search Temu for a fake hand as a prop. 011 1