Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 02/10/2026Not many people know that Pepsi-Cola got its start as a death metal band called Dyspepsia in 1893, simplifying their name to "Pepsi" before pivoting to soft drinks 120
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 02/10/2026Oh no I looked at the word "flood" too many times and now I want to pronounce it "flewed" 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 02/10/2026Reading about what Smit Machchhar went through to save the lives of 150 people on flight FZ 1073 is humbling. 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 02/10/2026Google is actively trying to "correct" me by introducing poor grammar and misspellings of a book title into my search query. Everything is enshittified. 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 01/10/2026Tricky! Swapping the "yes" and "no" buttons on that third question. Almost got me there. 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 01/10/2026Breakfast Squares were my favorite thing when I was a little child. I finally found an actual original box. This is definitely the oldest expiration date I have on a grocery item in my house. (Sadly, or luckily? the box is empty) 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 01/10/2026“Someday they’re gonna be out of brown people to put in those vans, but they’re still gonna have those vans. You shouldn’t be feeling comfortable about it, thinking that you’re not gonna be in it.” —Bill Burr 030
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 28/09/2026Can I get a discount on my rahmentum if I trade in a used joementum 000
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 28/09/2026I cannot get over how good these MTR ready to eat meals are. Especially pongal. My fav! 020
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 27/09/2026I am discovering today that I'm a Mendelssohn fan. I guess that makes me a Mendel-stan 100
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 24/09/2026Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only) 031
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 20/09/2026Because I watch a lot of British TV set in the ‘70s and ‘80s, I keep seeing characters drinking claret. That’s another word for a Bordeaux. So I decided to start trying some. Turns out I like left bank Bordeaux, and there are some great low priced blends. This one is very nice! 310
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 18/09/2026Jody Rosen, if you see this, I just wanted to share this (adult!) book by the creators of the Berenstain Bears. Oh You Kid still had legs in 1969! 100
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 18/09/2026Most people forget what a teen heartthrob Gordon Jump was back in the day 100
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 17/09/2026I can't get over how much better these $27 earbuds are than the AirPod Pro ones that I blew $250 on. 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 12/09/2026It took me a moment to realize there were four people in this photo 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 12/09/2026So how are you supposed to put a case on the iPhone Duo? Are these $3,000 phones going to be immune to being dropped? 000
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 11/09/2026My Facebook account has apparently been permanently deleted overnight while I was asleep. No explanation, and I'm not allowed to even ask. "Another review?" I didn't even ask for a first one. I assume this was a hacker? Anyway, this is where to find me now! 231
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 14/01/2026I've still got the first email that showed up in my Gmail inbox when I got my account. July 22, 2004. 030
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 02/01/2026This WIRED writer has a very confusing idea of what Luddite means. Or even what the difference is between wisely avoiding points of failure and being a cheapskate. 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 20/12/2025Every billionaire is a policy failure. The existence of Elon Musk is a failure of humanity as a whole. 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 10/05/2025Okay, Poshmark, I get that you use demographics to personalize your emails, but that's a little rude 040
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 30/03/2025Franklin is a big cat, but he thinks he’s still a kitten 060
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 24/03/2025Danny Trejo turned 80 last week and he looks fucking great 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 19/03/2025Nomination for abolitionist Congressman James M. Ashley as Best Congressional Hair, class of 1859 010
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 14/03/2025Read "Foundations of Geopolitics" by Aleksandr Dugin to see the Russian plan that was put into action. It's no secret, the plan to destabilize and isolate America is laid out in very clear terms, and has played out in (literally) textbook fashion since then. 000
Jауѕоn Еllіоt @jaysonelliot.com · 10/03/2025How convenient, data on how the economy has been doing is "discontinued due to budget constraints" 010
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Caption: "Loading new hyperspecific interest"
Character: "I hope it's socially relevant!"
Caption: "You're now obsessed with [edit]1970s British television"[/edit]
Character: "Dang."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:im2pdpsj4uohq2k2zonpabie/bafkreia6pws2ksjokxfetiun3lv6rzoaoisqx4zifudinlgwetsepmmyxq)
