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If you let him do the jump off the top rope onto the dead body like on his favorite wrestling show.

We’ve been watching the government execute American citizens on the streets for a year now. $10 says Trump brought up getting advertising money from the execution. My Pillow presents a Donald Trump Production, with musical guest Lee Greenwood!

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He only downloaded Grindr to do research to why it would reportedly crash at CPAC conventions. “Big Johnson from LA” as his user name just means he’s a big deal in Louisiana, it’s what his friends call him, well his friends from the next town over, you wouldn’t know them, they’re really cool.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He’s going to get worse. There’s all kinds of AI bot Instagram accounts spewing some serious racist shit. They’re firing up the inbreds.

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It’s going to get much worse in the next 30 days, buckle up, he knows he has to die in office to stay out of prison. He’s going to try anything to get a riot started so he can unleash the military. Please, everyone protest peacefully. Oh, as always, fuck Trump.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Devastating 💔 Abolish ice www.instagram.com/reel/DePkMcN...

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Artificial intelligence

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What the fuck is going on with the woman in the red dress?

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mile high club in business class

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🚨BREAKING: GOP lawyer Cleta Mitchell and convicted election denier Tina Peters are pushing a scheme to have Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick seize voting machines, as part of a broader effort for the Trump administration to interfere with the midterm vote. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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Election deniers Cleta Mitchell and Tina Peters want Trump’s commerce secretary to seize voting machines

The problem? No federal official can seize control of election administration from the states and counties, who hold the power run elections under the U.S. Constitution.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At this point, the Cornell rapists will only be able to get hired by the current White House.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And listen to Frank Zappa. Headphones on last night…fuuuck

J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

An eel? What the fuck. Not that horse is good, but an eel? Please don’t try to explain it to me.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He’s never going to sue on that 1, the discovery would be epic. 😂

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But wouldn’t that turn Trump on? I’m surprised he hasn’t sued for the money.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nobody knows about Karl’s brothers, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo, Harpo and Groucho.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Elon is returning to get those ketamine prices back down!

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But how will they be able to start a conversation if they can’t drop Harvard into the sentence?

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With tears in his eyes.

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The official Red Hot Chili Peppers socks!

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Eric Schmitt: “My bad, you’re really an illegal from England fronting the post punk, pro vaccine band The Cure! ICE, detain this man!”

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Now you know why 75 million Americans look to him for medical advice. Aspirin sales probably jumped %500 in The Villages.

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When I was a little kid, my friends were mainly in the next neighborhood that was much nicer. At Christmas my liitle shit friends scored much more than me, my parents explained to me that Santa sent a bill.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

She wants the alimony, he’s making enough to have 15 houses with his current government job, he looses, she looses a lot of money.

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Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Alf! Vaguely remember hitting the bars, coming home and watching Alf that we had recorded on VHS 😂

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For $100,000 you can get a 30 minute heads up. Be patient.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MAGA calls it the most perfect interview ever.

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J.R. @jayschaff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

CBS has standards, DWI you’re out. Support a rapist President, you’re the new reporter on 60 Minutes.

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How high do you rate a paper cut? That’s pretty painful. Do I get moved up the list? No. Ok, my appendix doesn’t hurt as bad, so I’ll just wait.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster is not happy with Pete. Pete needs to accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster into his heart. R’aman

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What percentage of MAGA would agree with someone saying she’s an Olympic champion?

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Wouldn’t Pete Hegseth be very upset with someone saying our troops need hormone replacement therapy?

But they’re getting hormone replacement therapy.

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Cut Schmitt some slack, how would he know about evidence? Geez, his previous job was Missouri Attorney General, his job and experience is defending a rapist and insurrectionist.

It’s not like Schmitt would know anything about evidence, he’s the former Missouri Attorney General. His sole job is protecting Trump, he’s proven there is no bottom to how low he’ll go to protect Trump from rape and insurrection convictions.

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The same Senators who cried about their calls with Trump on 1/6 being logged as evidence.

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When you’re so devoted to protecting a rapist and insurrectionist that you make a total jackass of yourself in a Senate hearing. We should cut Schmitt some as lack, he doesn’t really know the law, he’s only the former Missouri Attorney General.

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Nice picture of Frank Burns.