J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tomorrow my middle kid becomes an official kindergartener. It’s FINE. I’m FINE. She’s going to be AMAZING and have an AMAZING year. Diabetes can’t stop her. Gonna go cry now. 130
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is INSANE. My kid’s Dexcom fell off today, 4 days in. Ok fine. Switched arms, cleaned it, dried it, put a new one on. 2 HOURS LATER: she MOVED HER ARM and the new one popped off. Just, pop. I am so fucking tired of Dexcom and their fuck ass bullshit. 120
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I did a cartooning class with my 8 yo and we drew a little dude. My son (4) asked if he could have it and when I said yes, he goes: “aww mom! That is so kind of you!” 🩵🥰 020
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Listen. I hate diabetes, I do. But sometimes it comes in handy. I was supposed to be on a 4-day recouping stay and the hotel I was in was not the vibe. My bg would NOT come down when I was in the room, but would drop as soon as I was in my car. Came back to the room, immediately shot up. 120
Reposted by J🧃💙anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 247183884027
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This World Cup got so boring so fast. Argentina v England? Fucking yawn. 000
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cabo Verde left it all on the field, as it should be. Mad respect 🇨🇻🩵 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The dick riding for Messi is embarrassing. He’s an overrated player. I said it. 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026There is a phenomenon that needs to be studied. Because why is it, that in a house of 5 PEOPLE, I am the only one who finds anything. 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026You guys. I’m slowly introducing my 8yo (who, “hates reading”) to some of my favorite kids’ series and she is loving them 🥰 Reading is for everyone, and audiobooks count as reading 🩵 140
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This is my 5yo’s graph currently (she’s asleep). So of course I checked her bg with a finger poke (complete with alcohol swab scrub down); it’s 338. Dexcom, this is unacceptable. 250
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My middle kiddo is 5 today and holy shit I can’t believe it. From having to be vacuumed out during a c-section to being diagnosed at 3 with T1, this kid is an absolute powerhouse. We went to the zoo and saw all the fun animals and she had “the best birthday of [my] life!” 🩵💕 240
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Every time I bust out some sour patch kids to avoid a low, I’m reminded of how deeply unserious this whole disease can be. 580
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026This is exceedingly shallow, but a skinny girl called me petite today and I’m going to be riding that high for a while 030
Reposted by J🧃💙Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 14/03/2026All I want is to read my favorite genre: what if women, but worse 4666
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Before bed every night, my son (3.5) asks to watch “honkey” (hockey). When I ask him if he wants to watch boy or girls hockey, 100% of the time he says girls 🥰 His current favorites: @bostonfleet.com @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social I’m a @seattletorrent.bsky.social fan myself, but it’s all love here🥰 030
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I cannot WAIT for the end-times Christians to freak the absolute fuck out. 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026LOOK AT THESE BUNS. First attempt at bierock. Unconventional filling, but overall I’m actually really pleased with them! Go me 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Doing my part to try and keep the threads of sanity from fraying altogether 060
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I love reading because I enjoy reading, but I hate getting emotionally involved and feeling weird when a book is done. 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You know what would be a great birthday gift @seattlekraken.com ? A big win 🩵 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 04/01/2026“I said, now, watch what you say, they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal” - Supertramp, Logical Song 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Listen, the Torrent might not have won, BUT the important thing is it wasn’t a shutout! Let’s gooooo 🩵🥳 000
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Getting my gum graft stitches out todaaaaaaaay thank heavens. I’m tired of this shit. 120
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I have no time or space for racist bigots. Not sure why that’s a hot take. 020
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Currently fighting tooth and nail to keep my 4yo out of DKA. Let me tell you. This is awful for everyone 030
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This is not going to be news to anyone: Women’s sports are just better 000
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The only thing that’s keeping me going forward is the hope that there will be a Nurembergesque trial at the end of this. What will likely happen though is they will all drift off into weird Fox News obscurity and the general public will want to just move on. Because that’s what we do here. 000
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025It’s @pwhltorrent.bsky.social game day - let’s goooooooooooooo 🩵🩵 000
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 15/12/2025This man has re-wired my nervous system in ways I never thought possible. And for that, I will always be thankful. 010
Reposted by J🧃💙derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Two victims of previous school shootings — Mia Tretta, who was shot in the stomach in 2019 at Saugus High School, and Zoe Weissman, who survived the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School — are now at Brown. Gun violence is out of control in this country. 185107562300
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Most of my “holy shit that is fucking weird” moments have come from mouth surgeries. 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Diabetes is so freaking weird sometimes. Because seriously, how the hell do you expect me to explain to a 3yo that sometimes mommy needs to shove candy into her mouth so she doesn’t die 🤦♀️ weirdest fucking disease. 180
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Gum graft that I’ve been putting off for almost 20 years was finally done today. Brb, going to eat my weight in pudding! 010
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’ve somehow become the cool mom for my kid’s first grade class. So y’all better watch or my mini army of 8 year olds will get you 🤣 010
Reposted by J🧃💙Wurmpth Furdber @purelava.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I know I'm showing my whole age here but remember that thrill of getting a mixtape from someone? A mix of music that they made just for you? 3835769302
J🧃💙 @jayritz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I’m not allowed to go to the pet store anymore 😂 This is either Marceline or Lenore, not sure yet. Very sweet; but kind of spicy too. 141