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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 15h

“Hey! That cloud looks like a vibrator with clitoral suction and g-spot stimulation!”

A cloud at night. It kind of looks like a sex toy.

Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 20h

What's the name of that recent horror movie that was written and directed by an internet guy and that featured a scene where a woman wears another woman's scalp?

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally saw Obsession. My take: It's a brilliant horror movie that (intentionally and subversively) follows the wrong character. Nikki is the victim, full stop, and Curry Barker knows that.

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wakefield was a fraud who engaged in deliberate data falsification. Investigations revealed that he had altered patient medical histories, fabricated data, and reported false onset times. He lost his license to practice medicine in the UK in 2010. www.immunize.org/clinical/vac...

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: I tried to like the new Taylor Swift song, “Cleveland!” but it’s not good. Wife: I don’t like it either. Me: I guess there’s something we can all agree on!

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Slight of hand or twist of fate/ On a bed of nails she makes me wait/ But enough/ About my sex life" #BadFirstDraftLyrics

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 25, 2026: Neil Diamond - Stones (1971) MCA Records; 1974 Mexican edition. (I had to write a new entry on Discord for this one! The song titles are all in Spanish.)

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The cover reads a lot funnier if you change the exclamation points to periods.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There’ no rule that says a dog can’t play God.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why would she name her kids that? What is she counting down to???

Screen cap of an InStyle headline: Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris Make a red Carpet Debut With Her Kids, 5 and 4.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me, at Trader Joe’s: 🎵It’s the tiiiime Or the see-ee-eason Of pump-kiiiin🎵

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Speaking of City of Heroes, Lightbringer Jaynova has a new costume:

City of Heroes charavter "Lightbringer Jaynova" dressed as Golden Age Green Lantern Alan Scott.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Made a new City of Heroes villain. Presenting my drug-addicted beat writer/crooked police detective Inspector Lee.

Inspector Lee in City of Heroes, standing in the sewers. Jay tried hard to make him look like William S. Burroughs.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh yeah? Well I'm banning "Trump TV" from covering me in my condo! Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If Samwise had explained "taters" as vodka to Smeagol, he would have never betrayed them.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We bought an Atari 2600 shortly after that.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Since we're doing 1st video game experiences, I think the first video game I ever played was Pac-Man in a grocery store. My parents had to lift me to play it, and I had no idea what I was doing. I was 3 or 4 years old.

A Pac-Man arcade machine. But not THE Pac-Man arcade machine Jay was talking about.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 24, 2026: Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan (1963) Columbia, 1986 Carrollton reissue.

The cover of The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan. On the cover, Dylan and Suze Rotolo walk down the middle of the street, Rotolo clutching Dylan’s arm. It would not last.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“THEY say that AI might kill us all in 10 years. Our AI can do it in 5. Your move, Anthropic.”

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yesterday, I played a 1v1v1 game of One Page Rules: Grimdark Future/Age of Fantasy. My Knight Brothers tied with some Orcs, but we both kept the Fantasy Wood Elves from scoring!

A game of One Page Rules. A small band of Knight Brothers are squaring up angainatvsome sort of Orc vehicle. An APC, maybe?

OPR game. Some wood elves and a Treant prepare for combat in the trees.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 22, 2026: Alice Cooper - Welcome to my Nightmare (1975) Atlantic; Specialty Pressing.

Alice Cooper’a Welcome to my Nightmare cover featuring a Drew Struzman painting of Cooper in a tuxedo and top hat.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'll admit, I've only seen it (as well as Southern Cross and Mospeada) as Robotech, but yeah! I just rewatched it a few months ago, and it's still great!

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yeah, I've been warned that the character creator is more fun than the actual game. I really doubt that's true, but they give you, literally, 1000 character slots. I'm currently making every character I've ever played in a superhero TTRPG and DCUO.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I started playing City of Heroes the other day. Here's my main Hero, Lightbringer Jaynova:

Lightbringer Jaynova in City of Heroes. He is wearing a glowing Green costume with some sort of beacon on his chest.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nine anime that shaped me: Note that these aren't necessarily my favorite (looking at you, Southern Cross...), but they either shaped my tastes or came to me at exactly the right time. Alt text for titles.

A grid of nine anime: 1) Akira, 2) Neon Genesis Evangelion, 3)The End of Evangelion, 4) Princess Mononoke, 5) Macross, 6) Genesis Climber Mospeada, 7) Southern Cross 8) Appleseed, and 9) Ghost in the Shell.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Man, seeing Elizabeth Holmes in the "You Can See Everything" trailer, being all weird and giving Nathan Fielder crazy eyes, I'm like, "30-year-old Jay would have been in love."

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 21, 2026: John Lennon - Walls and Bridges (1974) Apple Records; Jacksonville pressing

Cover of John Lennon’s album Walls and Bridges.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 18, 2026: Jefferson Airplane - Surrealistic Pillow (1967) RCA Victor; 1975 Reissue

Jefferson Airplane’s Surrealistic Pillow cover.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

By "Made", I mean I took a screen cap, re-colored it, and added the caption.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I watched that dub so many times I have it memorized. For instance, what Tetsuo says in the scene is, "Ceramic, double-rotor, two-wheel drive! Man, it even has computer-controlled, anti-lock brakes! 12,000 RPMs!"

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Clearing off files from an old computer and found this banger I made, which is only funny if you are a fan of @themountaingoats.bsky.social AND the 1989 Streamline Pictures dub of Akira.

Tetsuo on Kaneda's bike, which is recolored yellow-and-black. The subtitle reads, "Man! It even has 900 CCs of raw, whining power!"

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 17, 2026: The Beatles - Yesterday and Today (1966) Capitol Records; mono Jacksonville Pressing.

The Beatles -yesterday and Today on the record player. The Beatles appear sitting on, around, or in a trunk.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*This post is not an endorsement of Christianity*

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You're telling everyone that the rodent is planning to commit crimes? Who's the real rat here?

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In a shocking turn of events, Cold Slither have decided to join Ed Sheeran on his tour!

Zartan and the Dreadnoks disguised as the band Cold Slither. Screenshot from an episode of GI Joe.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am no longer joining Ed Sheeran on his tour. Not because of the whole Macklemore/Palestine thing, but because eww he's a ginger.

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What’s Jay Spinning? September 16, 2026: Cough - Still They Pray (2016) Relapse Records; Limited Edition Black/Bronze 2xLP

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Jay Novak, genius [citation needed] @jaynova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Tech Bro: "We've created a device that will bring people together, that will tear down the boundaries that separate us and will allow us to truly understand each other for the first time!" Reporter: "Sounds...great? What's it called?" Tech Bro: "We call it...The Last Half Hour of End of Evangelion."

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

MurderBryan teams up with sick, anti-autistic Grateful Dead groupie and disgraced EVA pilot, David French, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

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