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J’ai Les Clés

@jayleclay.bsky.social
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I have the keys BTC UTXO collector. CRE investor/operator. Asset manager. Ashtangi. Volunteer firefighter. Dog lover.

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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m confused. What does Monaco’s lack of an airport indicate? Due to the size of the country, there’s *physically* not enough space to put a long strip of asphalt, let alone an international airport. JFK, itself, is about 10x the size of Monaco.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What, what happened?
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NYT doesn’t have the comments section open on the article, but maybe you could reach out to him and explain? shawn.mccreesh@nytimes.com (This isn’t doxxing. His name and email address are at the bottom of the article.)
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perfection
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messenger611.bsky.social @messenger611.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*checks historical notes* Nods.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FACTS
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There are only 3 ways out of $40 Trillion in debt: 1. GROW your way out by increasing GDP, which is difficult 2. DEFAULT on the debt, which is catastrophic 3. PRINT more currency, reducing the value of the debt via inflation, which is easy Consider buying something that can’t be printed #bitcoin
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a word for what you’re doing Prairiehouse. It’s called “projection.”
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
$1 Trillion. Elon could spend $1M/day for nearly 2,740 years before running out of money. But let’s face it, given his lifestyle and expenses, it’s conceivable that he does spend $1M/day sometimes. So, just do the math at $10M/day and you get 274 years — older than America. #math #spacex #elon
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Scott Pelley had apparently never heard of Bari Weiss before her appointment at CBS, and that makes this takedown all the more brutal. No old Twitter grudges, no sides-taking in thediscourse wars. Just his considered observation of her incompetence, carelessness, venality and disrespect.
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Scott Pelley on His Firing and the ‘Massacre’ at ‘60 Minutes’ | The Interview
YouTube video by The Interview
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Somehow, I’m not shocked by this. And yet, I still facepalmed so hard I think I shifted one of my cervical vertebrae.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Forgive me, I was wrong. The new rule is now 5 days. finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
finance.yahoo.com
SpaceX IPO could hit popular index funds — and your 401(k) — in as little as 5 trading days as indexes relax their rules
The fastest path doesn't run through the Nasdaq fund everyone's watching — analysts say a plain total-market fund in millions of retirement accounts could be positioned to buy within a week of the IPO...
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sen. Wyden: As of now, every American is subject to audit except for Trump and his family.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I don’t think people understand that the rules changed on this, specifically, to allow ETFs to invest in SpaceX “after 15 days of profitability,” as opposed to the previous “4 quarters” rule. Your 401k is going to be investing in this whether you like it or not. …Public Service Announcement.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
To @djdynamic.ca’s point, Only Anthropic is showing positive returns at this time (and recently). Everyone else is spending billions in CAPEX b/c, if they don’t, investors will punish them for not skating to where the puck is heading. Google just raised another $80B privately, and they’re public!
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
This too harkens back to my point about 1,000 millionaires being better than 1 billionaire because it’s about spreading the wealth around. I fear that imposing taxes and regulation as solutions centralizes power which is as corrupting as centralizing wealth. There is a better way:
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Are we talking about the IRS dropping all audits for him and his family? ….or, are we talking about something else? Sorry, I can’t keep track…
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Always with the double standards: bsky.app/profile/jayl...
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This just simply isn’t true. California, alone, imports about 20% of its oil (petroleum, gasoline, jet fuel). www.opis.com/blog/califor...
opis.com
California Refinery Transitions | OPIS Insight
The planned closures of two California refineries are expected to reduce the state’s refinery capacity by 17% over the next year. Learn more...
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m not familiar with X warnings or how this screenshot he shared is from X. Is the warning from X, itself, or is it from his own AI Agent, who also wrote the post. Know what I mean?
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can you clear up some confusion for me? This looks REALLY bad, but it seems like Jeff’s own bot is the one who flagged the content, and not X. So, it’s still bad, yes, but in a slightly different way.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There’s a really weird horseshoe phenomenon between supposedly freedom-loving right-wingers and communism (e.g. Tucker fellating Vlad in front of millions). Make it make sense.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
That would suck. My limited local knowledge there tells me that the country is quite divided, similar to U.S., though the battle lines aren’t left vs right, per se. They’re more Iike pro-Euro vs pro-Communist, because some people have short memories WRT what living under communism was like.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I mean, Slovakia is certainly leaning pro-Russian under Fico. What sense do you get that the GOP will want to get involved? (Genuinely curious Zed, were you just picking any little country in Central Europe as an example for the Trump-GOP to meddle with, or am I missing key info?)
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Collective punishment is wrong! You can’t hold all Palestinians responsible for terrorism Hamas does! HOWEVER, when Israel does fights back, all supporters of Israel are wrong and you MUST hold all Jews responsible for what the Netanyahu government does! I mean, seriously?
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Funny how people reply to this with responses that a majority Israelis support Netanyahu, which makes Israel, the county (and, by extension anyone who supports Israel), evil. Yet, these same people rail against “collective punishment.” Remind me, WHICH POPULATION VOTED, OVERWHELMINGLY, FOR HAMAS?
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Our confirmed war dead thus far surpasses Desert One and Benghazi combined.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@ me nExT tiME yOU fuKinG cOwARD!!
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
RAMEN!
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I was laughing so hard and replayed it 2x. Not many people can make me laugh that hard by simply walking past an open door. No words, just full, embodied reaction to what he just glanced at. Noah Wyle is impeccable.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
What’s a post that will reveal I don’t realize that music is for dancing, celebrating, participating, and connecting with oneself in the moment and with a group of people doing the same on a dance floor… as opposed to selfie-ing, recording, and watching through a small screen?
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 13/02/2026
I’m just going to leave this here
A screenshot of a Senate Finance Committee press release from October 24, 2024 that reads:

Wyden, Raskin Call for Department of Justice to Appoint a Special Counsel to Investigate Jared Kushner for Acting as an Unregistered Foreign Agent

Kushner Acted as a “Shadow Diplomat” and Political Adviser to Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman Who Directed Billions in Saudi Funds to Kushner-Owned Affinity Partners
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 13/02/2026
Visitors to our country should not face a digital shakedown. @wyden.senate.gov and I are calling on CBP to reverse its invasive proposal to collect five years of social media history from travelers from trusted partner nations.
Screenshot of letter. Full text linked in reply.Screenshot of letter. Full text linked in reply.Screenshot of letter. Full text linked in reply.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Meta thinks now is a great time to launch facial recognition surveillance tech in their creepy glasses because EFF will be too distracted by fascism to notice. We noticed. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
eff.org
Seven Billion Reasons for Facebook to Abandon its Face Recognition Plans
Meta’s analysis that it can avoid scrutiny by releasing a privacy invasive product during a time of political crisis is craven and morally bankrupt. It is also dead wrong.
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
nytimes.com
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Did not have "Trump DOJ publishes CSAM to internet" on my bingo card of wild news this weekend. Terrible for the victims.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 27/01/2026
I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Nice work, Paul.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Never heard of it, but just looked it up and am excited to dig in. Thanks!
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shleemypants. His head is, literally, a testicle. This will never not be funny.
Shleemypants is an immortal and omniscient Time Cop with the ability to time travel, who appeared in the episode A Rickle in Time. He is an alien who works as a multidimensional police officer, keeping the multiverse safe from all benders of spacetime. He confronts Rick about a stolen time crystal after Morty and Summer's indecisiveness splits time and brings them to uncertainty. His weapon of choice is a live, slug-like creature named Chris.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As I was saying…
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Chin testicles. Why must I repeat myself?
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Here you go: youtu.be/LkFcFVZuBI0
youtu.be
Analysis of Alex Pretti Shooting in Minneapolis
YouTube video by Bellingcat
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
TBH, there are way better aliens from Rick & Morty that you could have picked (say, something with testicles hanging from its chin?), but that gif is rad.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nailed it. Unfortunately.
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 02/01/2026
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
bloom.bg
Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
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J’ai Les Clés @jayleclay.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
There is ven diagram of high finance nerds and true crime nerds and who will enjoy a thoroughly fascinating deep dive on this topic. Read The Billion Dollar Whale: The Man Who Fooled Wall Street, Hollywood, and the World by @wsj.com correspondents Tom Wright and Bradley Hope
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 21/12/2025
The incompetence is funny right up until you remember they're covering up for pedophiles and sex traffickers
apnews.com
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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