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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 6h

Happy Birthday, Tommy Stinson!!!

Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 20h

#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

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same. a friend and i have made a running joke of not correcting ourselves which is fun but it still embarrasses me every time

lol no worries, i knew what you meant and my phone autocorrects me into saying some ridiculous things without me noticing so i get it.

makes it even more fun having a wr on each side on my fantasy team (egbuka and watson) who’ve combined for what would be a disappointing day for either alone 🙄

this bucs/packers game should’ve been on at 430 this morning when i desperately wanted to fall back to sleep 🥱

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I live in Florida. I should not be seeing transphobic ads about the Texas senate race during a Buccaneers/Packers game.

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A lot to be happy about with tonight’s showing, particularly coming away with 2pts. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Looked pretty good most of the night too. A much more impressive showing than thursday, albeit against a team on the second half of a back to back. Glad to get the 2 points. Now I want a PP goal lol 🙄⚡️

to be honest, of the hypothetical october surprises to consider, another phony assassination attempt is preferable to some false flag terror. 🤷‍♂️

always happy to play a role in my friends’ enjoyment of music 🙏

That’s awesome, and with your taste, a strong 100 for sure.

all solid choices. you’ve built up a nice list to pull from

a rare treat for the home opener

Right now my biggest question would be why they overload one side of the ice but it’s working out nicely for the lightning so far so i’ll let it remain a mystery

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Yeah I’m not entirely sure what to make of that division, but adding Tuch definitely makes the Caps a team to pay attention to

Caps looked good last night but also they played last night. Bolts hopefully look better than they did thursday at msg ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Always the right time for Neil.🎶👊

Well said, my friend. 🎶👊

Saw them with my son a few years ago, we both loved it. Have a great show!🤘🎸

Hell yeah, my dad loves the Beatles. He taught me well. 🎶👊

Wordle 1,932 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 not my favorite either 🙄

Thanks Tim. 🙏 No work this saturday. Have to do laundry at some point, but otherwise the weekend is about music and enjoying the new vape cartridge I just picked up at the dispensary 😎 🎶👊

Better idea than hoping one of your passengers is Robert Hays.

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I’ll be here at least until the end of hockey season - at least there are a handful of Lightning fans here that are good people

You sure know how to kick off a weekend, my friend. Happy Friday Tim! 🎶👊

lightning still terrible at face-offs. time to call up o’reilly.🙄 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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i’m actually quite a big fan of espo’s “i scored 700 goals in this league and not one was on a pass” rant.

Lol you were on it for sure. It’s a long running theme of Bolts teams, particularly well known to anyone that’s listened to five minutes of Espo on a radio broadcast.

You know I agree. We periodically revisit talking about how much this album rules.🎶👊

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somewhere there must be stats tracking the number of passes per PP shift. in a given season, how many more than the next team do you think the lightning have? 🙄 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Welcome back, Ben.🙏⚡️

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Nice! Love that band.🎶👊

Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s time. #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

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americans love revenge fantasies

Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A quick PSA to any new followers I’ve acquired between the spring and now… If you’ve followed me because you want politics or music talk, you’re four hours away from experiencing the only thing this account really cares about.🙄 ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m sorry the universe gave Pete Hegseth a penis that’s he’s not pleased with the size of, but why the fuck must it be everyone’s problem?

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Well that’s handy. When my lunch break ends, I’ll have 2 hours 20 minute left in my workday. Thanks for filling it with this, Andrew!

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Right on. Good luck with your fantasy season!🙏

I can still nostalgically enjoy the Rangers (my childhood favorites) in any game they’re not playing the Lightning (and especially against the Bruins 🙄) 🤘🏒