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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s time. #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Blue no matter who you say? This is my Rep and I will NOT be voting for her or anyone who fights fellow democrats harder than they do republicans. Don’t like it? Argue with a fucking wall.

Photo of US Rep Kathy Castor (D-FL) with text indicating she is one of two FL dems to join republicans in a bill condemning democratic socialism

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If it’s my birthday, it’s also the birthday of my favorite hockey player… Happy Birthday, Brandon Hagel! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Several years ago I painted this for a now ex-girlfriend. Many times it has occurred to me that I should pull an art heist and get it back. It belongs with me (or at least not her 🙄)

A painting of Dolly Parton with the quote “Find out who you are, and do it on purpose.”

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Happy Birthday, Jeff Tweedy!

jeff tweedy playing a red gibson sg guitar

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Local friends, please be careful out there today!

Severe weather warning for southwest Florida indicating (among other things) potential heat index temperatures of 110 degrees fahrenheit

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This pick did not survive practice, but the tremolo-picked part that cost it its life was worth the sacrifice. 🙏🤘🎸

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

What game are the refs watching? 🍎🏀

Screen grab from Futurama wherein Harlem Globetrotter Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate is lamenting the officiating to the commentator, suspended animation head-in-a-jar Marv Albert.

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from photos already on your phone.

Nikita Kucherov raising a finger to his lips (the “shush “ signal)

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Will be referring to this combo as the Beatenders.🙄

Photo of Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney, with caption stating they’re releasing their first ever duet featuring Chrissy Hynde

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Happy Birthday, Willie! One of the few paintings of real people I’ve done that came out actually looking reasonably recognizable. 🙄

A painting of half of Willie Nelson’s face along with his quote “If a song was ever good, it’s still good.”

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If only Fred Trump had been as fond of pulling out

Photo of trump with headline “Trump says he’s seriously considering pulling US out of NATO”

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Happy Passover, y’all 🙄

screenshot of article with headline reading “Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Extract List of Jews From Penn”

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Let’s do that hockey! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Jewish identity is not limited to “practitioner of Judaism.” If you’d like to argue the point, you can take it up with my fists.

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Upon further review, fuck Jake Guentzel. From here forward, G-Money is Girgensons.

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Happy Birthday to the greatest album ever recorded. Television - Marquee Moon Released Feb. 8, 1977

Album cover for the 1977 album “Marquee Moon” by Television

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Which is exactly why this nonsense continues. Until the league addresses it, opposing players have no option other than to seek retributive justice.

Alice (in Wonderland) says “No, no, please. No more nonsense.”

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Suck it, Panthers. #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

Tampa Bay Lightning forward Brandon Hagel (arms up in celebration) being escorted from the ice by an official after beating up Florida Panthers forward Mathew Tkachuk, again.

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

LO-fucking-L at the Bruins and their fans complaining about the officiating last night. If you don’t want to be called for penalties, don’t commit penalties.

Nikita Kucherov making the “shush” motion

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

A message for all those who doubted that outdoor hockey could work in Florida…

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Jay Kaplan @jaykaplan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Agree, and it’s likely to continue getting worse before it gets better.

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