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JayGogh (god, king, man)

@jaygogh.bsky.social
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Bench warmer, Team Mediocre 📍Tokyo, Japanistan.

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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the meanwhile, type “tickle” a couple times out of common courtesy.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I suppose, but it also feeds oxygen to the behavior. All that person wants is the attention they’re getting.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Block and move on, folks.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We just take for granted that those blood presssure machines are gonnna stop inflating.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never do anything on a Monday you can put off to another year.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That would earn an auto-block from me….
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That lady hornys!
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just *really* wash the lettuce.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, here’s one of the strangest title cards I’ve seen. From 1937’s “Seventh Heaven”:
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but one Jill Stein voter does.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The similarly named “The Velvet Underground & Nico” is far, far superior. Haven’t heard it in ~20 years; far better than I thought at the time.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ma break the rule right there on the label: Built to Spill’s “Keep It Like a Secret” is just wall-to-wall bangers.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a horse’s ass!
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I listened to “The Velvet Underground”, an album by, of all bands, The Velvet Underground, and it made for a delightful walk – even the song “The Murder Mystery”, which provided me with a zippy pace but which I hope to never hear again.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For all of Thomas Jefferson’s obsessive record-keeping, it’s weird that we don’t have any of his Amazon receipts.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In “Libeled Lady”, William Powell says, “… anybody in the world, from Gandhi to Garbo”, which is a specifically limited subset. Filmsky 📽️
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, you doing alright?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just realized that my license to ill expired.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just realized my license to ill expired.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This Jimothy?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I bet Schopenhauer’s nomme de guerre was Schopenhowitzer.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(Applies to lady-guys, too, of course.)
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the wildest things about getting older as a sports fan: watch young guys retire because they’re no longer the young guy I think of them as being: www.threads.com/share/BAVh_J...
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Julian Alaphilippe (34 ans) a décidé de mettre un terme à sa carrière et renonce à sa dernière année de contrat chez Tudor. Le Tour de France était sa dernière course. https://l.lequipe.fr/kn3
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jesus Christ, we need a pedometer to keep track of all these pedos.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
r/theyknew
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times – but a whole lot more of the latter than the former.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
More like “saditude”, amirite?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Guys, check out this fucking awesome sticker!
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Roy Lichtenstein? Well, I hope Enstein enjoyed it.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I always think of Mexico as being older than 65, but the human mind will do that to you.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Iran should’ve asked sooner.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This one-a them “hope nobody at this coffee shop lookin’ over my shoulder” deals.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I dunno who I’d be happier to see, her or the otters. Also, I hope she mentioned the 1762 otter-led massacre of the Rustic Fisherfolk offshore modern-day Argentina.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A real-life Gmail mail box.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The kompromat Putin has on Trump. Not the money stuff, the worse shit.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A laundry list of complaints and then “You’re just a complainer!”
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Or “Can’t ride; ate too much”.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nutri-score is C? Gimme three!
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sunday’s submission.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hopshital, more like.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“A certain capability”? He’s the dumbest motherfucker who’s ever motherfuckered.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Coffee shop” should be one word. What are we even doing?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guy said neutron stars are, aside from black holes, the densest objects in the universe. Guy never met a Trump supporter.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is a little known spot in Tokyo except for the worshippers of ocean mines. They make pilgrimages here and detonate themselves.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I did it using multiple services and found nothing.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You’d think they’d be more gratefully to Papa Putin after all the money he’s funneled them.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
More like Sadgittarius, am I right?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My favorite Ancient Greek was Spectacles. Real visionary, that guy.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mooning had a really short run of cultural importance.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just found out I’m part Ukrainian. So now every time someone mentions the president I can say, “Zelenskyy?”
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