JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We just take for granted that those blood presssure machines are gonnna stop inflating. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well, here’s one of the strangest title cards I’ve seen. From 1937’s “Seventh Heaven”: 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Two wrongs don’t make a right, but one Jill Stein voter does. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ma break the rule right there on the label: Built to Spill’s “Keep It Like a Secret” is just wall-to-wall bangers. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I listened to “The Velvet Underground”, an album by, of all bands, The Velvet Underground, and it made for a delightful walk – even the song “The Murder Mystery”, which provided me with a zippy pace but which I hope to never hear again. 100
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For all of Thomas Jefferson’s obsessive record-keeping, it’s weird that we don’t have any of his Amazon receipts. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In “Libeled Lady”, William Powell says, “… anybody in the world, from Gandhi to Garbo”, which is a specifically limited subset. Filmsky 📽️ 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just realized that my license to ill expired. 011
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just realized my license to ill expired. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I bet Schopenhauer’s nomme de guerre was Schopenhowitzer. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One of the wildest things about getting older as a sports fan: watch young guys retire because they’re no longer the young guy I think of them as being: www.threads.com/share/BAVh_J...threads.comL'Équipe (@lequipe) on ThreadsJulian Alaphilippe (34 ans) a décidé de mettre un terme à sa carrière et renonce à sa dernière année de contrat chez Tudor. Le Tour de France était sa dernière course. https://l.lequipe.fr/kn3 100
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Jesus Christ, we need a pedometer to keep track of all these pedos. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It was the best of times, it was the worst of times – but a whole lot more of the latter than the former. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Guys, check out this fucking awesome sticker! 010
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Roy Lichtenstein? Well, I hope Enstein enjoyed it. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I always think of Mexico as being older than 65, but the human mind will do that to you. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The kompromat Putin has on Trump. Not the money stuff, the worse shit. 030
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“Coffee shop” should be one word. What are we even doing? 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Guy said neutron stars are, aside from black holes, the densest objects in the universe. Guy never met a Trump supporter. 010
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This is a little known spot in Tokyo except for the worshippers of ocean mines. They make pilgrimages here and detonate themselves. 010
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My favorite Ancient Greek was Spectacles. Real visionary, that guy. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mooning had a really short run of cultural importance. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just found out I’m part Ukrainian. So now every time someone mentions the president I can say, “Zelenskyy?” 010
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Electrolytes imply the existence of electroheavyes. 011
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What goes up must come down except for the Voyager spacecrafts. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Aging is just that Evolution of Man diagram in reverse. No offense. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Neutral Milk Hotel implies the existence of Reverse Milk Hotel and Drive Milk Hotel. 110
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Using “they”/“them” as singular pronouns can be clunky, but nowhere near as much “metal detectorist” is. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Having my first flavorful meal after after 9 days of eating intentionally bland food. Now I know how Tom Hanks must’ve felt after he got home from being stranded on that deserted island with his film crew. 010
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m fine with gold, but frankincense and myrrh are pretty shit gifts. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Just puked for the first time in 15.5 years. There’s just no way to stress how bad that feels/tastes. Anyway, a new personal best for me. Beat my prior record by ~18 months. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026*opens camera app* Hey, Siri. What the fuck is this guy doing? 010
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just passed a (Japanese) guy with a *perfect* recreation of Hitler’s combover. Not a style I ever chose but I guess we get to wear whatever we think looks good. I guess. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Finally(?) getting to the latest Death Cab joint. Have discovered it’s difficult to exercise to music I dont know. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Wingstop implies the existence of Wingsgo. 100
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Maybe I should just be content with the best record in NBA history…. (@82-0.bsky.social) 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Has anyone in world history had a face more incessantly punchable than Scott Bessent? 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026A wasp in a thunderstorm goes, 🎶 I’m stinging in the rain…. 🎶 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The most accurately labeled sewer I’ve ever seen. 000
JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The places there was only one set a footprints was when I was able to finally listen to podcasts alone. 000