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JayGogh (god, king, man)

@jaygogh.bsky.social
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Bench warmer, Team Mediocre 📍Tokyo, Japanistan.

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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We just take for granted that those blood presssure machines are gonnna stop inflating.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, here’s one of the strangest title cards I’ve seen. From 1937’s “Seventh Heaven”:
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but one Jill Stein voter does.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ma break the rule right there on the label: Built to Spill’s “Keep It Like a Secret” is just wall-to-wall bangers.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a horse’s ass!
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I listened to “The Velvet Underground”, an album by, of all bands, The Velvet Underground, and it made for a delightful walk – even the song “The Murder Mystery”, which provided me with a zippy pace but which I hope to never hear again.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For all of Thomas Jefferson’s obsessive record-keeping, it’s weird that we don’t have any of his Amazon receipts.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In “Libeled Lady”, William Powell says, “… anybody in the world, from Gandhi to Garbo”, which is a specifically limited subset. Filmsky 📽️
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just realized that my license to ill expired.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just realized my license to ill expired.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This Jimothy?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I bet Schopenhauer’s nomme de guerre was Schopenhowitzer.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the wildest things about getting older as a sports fan: watch young guys retire because they’re no longer the young guy I think of them as being: www.threads.com/share/BAVh_J...
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Julian Alaphilippe (34 ans) a décidé de mettre un terme à sa carrière et renonce à sa dernière année de contrat chez Tudor. Le Tour de France était sa dernière course. https://l.lequipe.fr/kn3
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jesus Christ, we need a pedometer to keep track of all these pedos.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
r/theyknew
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times – but a whole lot more of the latter than the former.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
More like “saditude”, amirite?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Guys, check out this fucking awesome sticker!
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Roy Lichtenstein? Well, I hope Enstein enjoyed it.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I always think of Mexico as being older than 65, but the human mind will do that to you.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A real-life Gmail mail box.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The kompromat Putin has on Trump. Not the money stuff, the worse shit.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Coffee shop” should be one word. What are we even doing?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guy said neutron stars are, aside from black holes, the densest objects in the universe. Guy never met a Trump supporter.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is a little known spot in Tokyo except for the worshippers of ocean mines. They make pilgrimages here and detonate themselves.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
More like Sadgittarius, am I right?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My favorite Ancient Greek was Spectacles. Real visionary, that guy.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mooning had a really short run of cultural importance.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just found out I’m part Ukrainian. So now every time someone mentions the president I can say, “Zelenskyy?”
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
All Diarrhea on the Western Front.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Electrolytes imply the existence of electroheavyes.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What goes up must come down except for the Voyager spacecrafts.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Aging is just that Evolution of Man diagram in reverse. No offense.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Neutral Milk Hotel implies the existence of Reverse Milk Hotel and Drive Milk Hotel.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Using “they”/“them” as singular pronouns can be clunky, but nowhere near as much “metal detectorist” is.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Intrenet”.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Having my first flavorful meal after after 9 days of eating intentionally bland food. Now I know how Tom Hanks must’ve felt after he got home from being stranded on that deserted island with his film crew.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m fine with gold, but frankincense and myrrh are pretty shit gifts.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just puked for the first time in 15.5 years. There’s just no way to stress how bad that feels/tastes. Anyway, a new personal best for me. Beat my prior record by ~18 months.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
First name, Wes. Last name, Virginia.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
*opens camera app* Hey, Siri. What the fuck is this guy doing?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just passed a (Japanese) guy with a *perfect* recreation of Hitler’s combover. Not a style I ever chose but I guess we get to wear whatever we think looks good. I guess.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Finally(?) getting to the latest Death Cab joint. Have discovered it’s difficult to exercise to music I dont know.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Free Twins names: Rufus and Dufus
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wingstop implies the existence of Wingsgo.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Maybe I should just be content with the best record in NBA history…. (@82-0.bsky.social)
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Has anyone in world history had a face more incessantly punchable than Scott Bessent?
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A wasp in a thunderstorm goes, 🎶 I’m stinging in the rain…. 🎶
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The most accurately labeled sewer I’ve ever seen.
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JayGogh (god, king, man) @jaygogh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The places there was only one set a footprints was when I was able to finally listen to podcasts alone.
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