Jay Elbey @jayelbey.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Are you going to eat *all* of those chips? 000
Jay Elbey @jayelbey.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026#NationalBlackDogDay #DogsofMastodon Here is my previous pack of black dogs, although they have gone considerably gray by the time of this photo. Sadly, all have gone to the great dog park in the sky now... 142
Jay Elbey @jayelbey.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026After 14 years of love, Baby Heidi took her last trip to the vet this afternoon. Bestest girl ever will be loved always. 😪💔 #dogsofmastodon 223
Reposted by Jay ElbeyNate Allen @mossyfoot.pdx.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026Oh, and I should mention that if you are looking for #infosec work in the #Portland area (#Wilsonville) hit me up via DM especially if you have some Linux skill and/or speak Spanish. #GetFediHired 017
Reposted by Jay ElbeyFlipboard Culture Desk @culturedesk.flipboard.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026If you've hit the point in life where simply sleeping funny can cause days of crippling neck pain, you may be amused by Ruyi Wen's essay for @McSweeneysFlip. flip.it/NOLYBD #Satire #Aging #Lifestylemcsweeneys.netYour Body Is Now Considered Vintage“We are pleased to inform you that after several decades of constant (if often subpar) operation, you have finally crossed the threshold from ‘garage sale ju... 024
Reposted by Jay ElbeyDr. Doro (she/her) @ditsch42.troet.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026I'm looking for a new job starting in October! I'm a physicist by training, did a PhD and postdoc in experimental quantum physics. My experience ranges over laser and vacuum technology, physics simulations, data analysis, environmental monitoring services, publication writing and much more. If […]troet.cafeOriginal post on troet.cafe 3351
Reposted by Jay ElbeyMartin Rundkvist @mrundkvist.archaeo.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026Anybody got a speaking gig for me? Keynote, endowed lecture, guest lecture series, residency, visiting professorship? I lost my job to Vladimir Putin when the spiking heating-gas price messed up my uni's finances. Right now it looks like I'll start burning my savings in mid-November if nothing […]archaeo.socialOriginal post on archaeo.social 002
Jay Elbey @jayelbey.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026Decisions, decisions! Do I watch "Monty Python's Life of Brian" tonight, or wait until tomorrow? 🤔 000
Jay Elbey @jayelbey.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026Now that I'm a grown-ass adult with my own money and all, why don't I have a giant chocolate Easter bunny? 000
Reposted by Jay ElbeyChristopher Neugebauer @fedi.chrisjrn.fyi · 17/03/2026Some regrettable personal news: As of ~45 mins ago I am no longer employed. I'm still trying to find my bearings, but would be gateful for whatever leads y'all have. (I will say more in a bit, once I actually have the time to spare) #GetFediHired 5142
Reposted by Jay ElbeyTwoowls Elt 🦉 🦉 @twoowls73.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026hello fedizens! Please retoot and share for reach. Has anyone got any experience or info on how to open up a Suunto 9 sports watch? My usual resources are drawing a blank, someone on here may be able to help! Thanks in advance for supporting local repairers! […] [Original post on mastodon.scot] 005
Reposted by Jay ElbeyMegan Marie Hart @meganmariehart.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/02/2026BOOST OR QUOTE THIS! Trying to find out how many people see a post without hashtags. Thank you! 0429
Jay Elbey @jayelbey.ioc.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026One thing about a hooded sweatshirt - you instantly know when you've put it on backwards! 010
Reposted by Jay ElbeyLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Abolish DHS is not an outrageous ask. Whatever necessary parts exist could be returned to their original departments. DHS is now the fascism accelerator many warned it would become. 420477
Reposted by Jay ElbeyBruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026According to Tech Radar, a reason to avoid using Vivaldi web browser is "No AI-powered assistant". Yup - and we're proud of it! If you don't want slop while you shop, or scurf while you surf, give the European browser a try. vivaldi.com/blog/a-i-browsers-the-p… 618102
Reposted by Jay Elbeykim_harding ✅ @kim-harding.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/12/2025Mysterious Shipwreck Discovered in ‘Pristine’ Condition in Lake Ontario—With Its Masts Still Standing www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/m… Divers found the well-preserved vessel […]mastodon.scotOriginal post on mastodon.scot 001