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Jason E. Alexander

@jaycube64.bsky.social
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He/Him. House spouse, Nintendo nerd, Transformers aficionado, Borg advocate, Kaiju fan, Guillotine enthusiast, and neat freak. Misanthropic and proud of it. Vacuum your floor. #FuckICE

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Mike Diver @mikediver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One ticket sold! It'd be amazing to sell a few more. luma.com/p4pjgibd
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Aliens: The Video Games: In Conversation · Luma
Join author Mike Diver in conversation with Steve Collett (Alien 3, 1993) and Howard Rayner (Alien: Isolation, 2014), for an insightful chat about making Alien…
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lot of the lines even fit. "We have some poodle meat in the freezer"
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s only bad compared to the other films, because the rest of them are so good. It has great moments though, like the aforementioned campfire scenes, and Scotty bragging about knowing the ship like the back of his hand, and then knocking himself unconscious when he walks headfirst into a bulkhead.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d go with Star Trek V. It might be powerful enough to cause the cold to flee in terror.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Mike Myers Crap
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Lea // CathGuac @delayedtrigger.scryfall.com · 18/08/2026
"Dear Scryfall, please keep your support of trans rights comfortably out of sight. Signed, Dumb Ass". Scryfall operates thanks to a gaggle of trannies and fags. The loud and obnoxious support for trans rights will continue until morale improves.
A new feedback message has been submitted

Re front page

Why do you feel it is necessary to inject politics into the front page of a CARD DATABASE?

I dont care if you are "community oriented", I play Magic to escape politics and all that bullshit. There is a time and place for discussing gender politics and this isnt it fam

As for a solution, perhaps link to another page saying "Support these causes we believe in" that way its not in your face, still accessible, and lets people decide the content they want to see

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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They have an opportunity with the US release to put it all on a real cart, instead of lame-key card, if they want to know how many of us didn’t buy it specifically because of that.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m always glad when someone other than me remembers that Gilligan’s Planet exists. 🥰
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m just saying, if you have a metal frame under that skin, please recruit me. My organic body is all kinds of busted.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow. No idea. Unrelated, can I borrow your Time Machine?
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Really hoping for a PS5 physical copy before Sony’s shortsighted physical cutoff date, or barring that, Switch 2?
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Ghost Ryder @wanderways.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They think once their models are good enough they can replace us. And not *good* just barely good enough if they strangle all competition. They want to force us out of work and make us dependent on their distribution channels and walled gardens and feed us slop that costs them a minimum to create.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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VGP Video Games Plus @vgp-videogamesplus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
526 days. ⏳ VGP can't stop. Won't stop. 💿 While others walk away from physical gaming, we're doubling down. More reprints. More restocks. More closeouts. More opportunities to put physical games back into the hands of gamers.
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VGP Video Games Plus @vgp-videogamesplus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🚫 Bubble mailers? Not here. 📦 Every order from VGP ships in a proper cardboard box at no extra cost because your games deserve protection, not prayers. 🎮💙
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kotaku is looking for bilingual freelance writers covering gaming who are based in Japan. If that's you or someone you know, please DM me!
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:
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punchbunny 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @punchbunnyllc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I've got some new deckboxes on my #Etsy page, now as print-at-home digital files! You can see them all at this link: punchbunnydigidesign.etsy.com #mtg #magicthegathering #deckbox #mtgcommunity
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punchbunny 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @punchbunnyllc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
punchbunnydigidesign.etsy.com Check out the new deckboxes! #mtg #magicthegathering #deckbox
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VGP Video Games Plus @vgp-videogamesplus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
541 days. ⏳ The countdown to @playstation.com becoming irrelevant continues. Sony, save yourselves! We can tweet this for another 540 days 😉
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Sign the Petition
Don't Kill the Disc: Tell Sony to Keep Physical PlayStation Games
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m trying to stay cool. Everything is fine. This is fine.
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Birbra Strident (aka Vegestache) @vegestache.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's not horrible news, it's advice. "Don't buy from us. We suck. Fuck you." Head the advice and #KillPlayStation
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iam8bit @iam8bit.com · 01/07/2026
A note from us on today's Sony news.
We are profoundly disappointed by Sony's decision to suspend physical games production in 2028.

Physical games are vital to games preservation, ownership, and consumer choice, values that have guided iam8bit since our first physical release in 2016.

Our commitment to these values remains unchanged. Long live physical media.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Aren’t we all doing that though? I’m sure it would be a HUGE SHOCK to discover that I do that too, on occasion. But the trick is, we don’t do it out loud or let it influence our decisions. Also, many of us spend the first year of our lives attached to a boob the size of our heads. I blame that.
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
great point, but also i’m wondering why, in the year 2026, women in media are still only valued for their sex appeal, when i’m constantly forced to watch and play as men who look like they’ve been hit by a f*cking shovel
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The Dessicated Husk of Thew @toygrind.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
bringing this back
Burt Bacharach's face on Blackarachnia's body. Burt Bacharachnia. whayyy
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😈™ @cooltimesonline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh no. I was only 18. This made me age in real time.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I see what you did there. 😉
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Michigan Maple Man 🍁🇨🇦 🇬🇱🥄🌲🐓⛷️🚵🏼‍♀️🎻🏕️🔨💋🐝🪵🌻🌈❄️🛶💙📎🐸 @mimapleman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve never understood the issues people have with Limited Run. I’ve gotten tons of games from them over the years. They always arrive as promised. Are they fast? No. But most limited edition physicals aren’t even announced until months after launch. If you want the game right away, download it.
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J. M. Bask @jessonemoreword.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hello. I’m trying to remember you’re here, Bluesky. Where my writers at? Bonus points if you write horror or fantasy.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.
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Nick from Toy-Fu @toyfu332.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The purpose of a machine is what it does. Private equity does not "invest". It snatches up companies, eats them from the inside and then uses legal loopholes to throw the husk away without penalty. Everyone who once sustained the company loses their jobs and PE walks away. Every time.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So stylish! With that outfit, you must be…
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MorbidAnjel @morbidanjel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 12/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS In response to the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo, the Republic announces a blockade of Naboo.
A large, ring-shaped Lucrehulk-class droid control ship orbits the green and blue planet Naboo, surrounded by several smaller Vulture droids in the dark expanse of space.
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The Dessicated Husk of Thew @toygrind.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Screenshot from Final Fantasy IX
Silly Old Man: "I have to go take a dump."
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Fyrd @handle.invalid · 07/04/2026
Boy I sure hope this mission to slingshot around the moon to go back in time and save Earth works out or we're really screwed.
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Jason E. Alexander @jaycube64.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@discreetlatino:
Times they've died and come back:

Jesus of Nazareth - 1
Buffy Summers - 2
Jean Grey - 4+

Let's unpack how we continue to celebrate male mediocrity every year 
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Dr. Omega 🦞 @theomegageek.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Two decorative pillows on a store shelf. One says (in blue) "He is risen" and the other says (in red) "Dump him"
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Craig Munro @craigactually.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was formatting one of the articles in the "War Stories" TF zine I'm working on and Red Dwarf was mentioned then before I knew it...this happened. #art
"Smegatron" an interpretation of the ship "Red Dwarf" (of the BBC show of the same name) as a transformer. The Red Dwarf is a squat red heaxagonal ship that forms a point at one end and a large, funnel-like engine at the other. The pointed end had a series prongs extending from each side of the hexagon that extend to almost double the length of the ship. A large asteroid is lodged into the side of the ship.

Smegatron himself is a large, bulky, red robot with yellow eyes, the asteroid lodged in his lower abdomen, the prongs now placed on his back.

Smegatron is accompanied by the headmaster "Smeghead," a smaller robot who transforms into the head of Smegatron.
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