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they/she, nonbinary/agender/gendermeh Level 41 queer cryptid Nerdy about many things Pittsburgh: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ioidzp6tpl… You gotta use alt text, babes.

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Jay @jayarden.com · 15/08/2026
You, too, can obtain limited edition trinkets if you find me at Mr. Smalls again tomorrow night to see our beloved @themountaingoats.bsky.social. Always happy to have the guys back in Pittsburgh! 💜
A cropped photo of a sheet of circles with a stylized soft-serve ice cream and the words 'ice cream tastes good in the afternoon' printed in each circle. 

This is a lyric from the song 'Days,' from the new Mountain Goats album of the same title.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 11/04/2026
Ooh have fun!! At the show and also exploring new music! (Mad is a former Ghost member who decided to pursue her dream of a solo career and now she's doing shows with her own band. Incredible voice and stage presence, and she's also an amazingly sweet human!)
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Jay @jayarden.com · 07/04/2026
Please have a cat. Or three.
Photo of three cats laying on a towel in front of a space heater, all belly up and relaxed. Two are dilute flamepoints and one is calico. They look at the camera in varying stages of sleepiness.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 07/03/2026
Same, but spiritually I'm there often. When I visited, I did, in fact, find a bit of trail that wasn't full of people and lay down on my back for a while just to watch the trees.
Photo of a clearing framed left, right, and rear by redwood trees. In the clearing, low green undergrowth is lit by a sunbeam that shines through the canopy from the upper left of the photo. The sun itself isn't visible but glows brightly behind the branches, and the air is humid enough that the sunbeam is visible as it pierces the air. Photo of redwood trees flanking an empty well-groomed trail with short rustic wooden fencing on both sides. The trail is fully shaded by the tall trees but the sun's glow lights up the upper canopy of the trees directly ahead. View of the redwood canopy taken from the ground looking directly up. Trees surround all sides of the photo, making dark silhouettes all around that converge in the upper right quadrant of the photo. The upper canopies are lit with sunshine that doesn't permeate the lower layers of the forest.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 01/03/2026
She's completely out again now.
Calico cat laying stretched out on her back, belly up, paws splayed wide (including very cute visible toe beans in black and pink on one paw that's stretched out), mouth ever so slightly open as she sleeps soundly.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 01/03/2026
POV: a cat is very comfy on your lap. You won't be going anywhere for a while.
Close-up photo of two rear cat feet extended towards your face in a Big Stretch. Out of focus in the background, a calico cat lies in repose, belly up with one arm extended towards the ceiling. Her feet are white and the toes and pads of her feet are a mix of pink and black with fuzzy fur sticking out between them. Different angle photo to show the face, shoulder, upraised front leg, and belly of a calico cat laying belly-up on the photographer. She's got her head turned upside down and her white whiskers are puffed forward adorably. Full body shot of a calico cat laying in the photographer's lap, back legs outstretched, belly up, and falling back asleep after a very cute stretch.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 22/02/2026
No cheating; your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. I could do worse than a small Swedish man who's slightly inevbriated.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 13/02/2026
@peculiarityshop.bsky.social if you have anything that comes through along these lines, somewhere in the size 10 range... Sorry for the grainy reference, it's grabbed from a YouTube video.
Photo of a large ring worn on someone's middle finger: it's got a dark oval stone, probably black, at the center, and has an ornate design in a oval shield shape that covers the wearer's full lowest finger joints Photo of a large ring worn on someone's middle finger: it's got a dark oval stone, probably black, at the center, and has an ornate design in a oval shield shape that covers the wearer's full lowest finger joints; this photo shows more of a side view of the ring.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 13/02/2026
You all gotta get on @peculiarityshop.bsky.social and buy more rings so I don't.
Silver skeleton hand fashioned into a ring, worn on Jay's thumb
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Jay @jayarden.com · 10/02/2026
Enjoyed watching y'all tonight! Thanks for coming out!
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Jay @jayarden.com · 09/02/2026
So round.
Photo of a cream colored cat, from directly above, curled up in a nearly perfect circle, nestled atop a pile of blankets
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Jay @jayarden.com · 09/02/2026
I wouldn't make a lap for him
Selfie of Jay making an exasperated face while a cat perches on the back of their neck
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Jay @jayarden.com · 08/02/2026
Papa Emeritus IV aka "Cardi" from the band Ghost talking on an analog phone with spiral cord, cradled against his shoulder while he plays a retro video game
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Jay @jayarden.com · 06/02/2026
Not the reaction I expected tbh (yes I am a horrible black licorice person 🖤)
A flamepoint cat shoving his head into an empty packet of Katjes Salzige Heringe (black salty licorice fish) to get a good sniff
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Jay @jayarden.com · 01/02/2026
Post cat
A rotund calico cat sleeping deeply on a fuzzy gray blanket, belly 3/4 upturned Close-up of the cat's face, showing the tiniest amount of her tongue poking out of her mouth as she sleeps
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Jay @jayarden.com · 31/01/2026
Success! For something that's not technical gear and is usually so warm I wear it open, it packed down smaller than expected. Scale is impossible from the photo I took but it's like, basketball sized? Really not bad at all. Thanks for the tip!
Photo of Jay's winter coat, a black puffer, rolled into its own hood and cinched down with the drawstring.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 31/01/2026
Yes. He's just ridiculously pretty.
Head and shoulders photo of Tobias Forge, 2025. He has fine shoulder length blonde hair and hazel eyes, and an amused expression as he looks sideways. Tobias Forge, early 2000s, Crashdïet era: three photos of him with long teased blonde hair and glam/rock looks with some eye makeup Tobias Forge, also Crashdïet era, with longer darker hair and more dramatic makeup, an open shirt and dark trousersTobias Forge on Swedish talk show, 2025: wearing all black with sleeves that are too long with thumb holes and several silver rings, his hair pulled back in a bun and facial hair trimmed short
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Jay @jayarden.com · 30/01/2026
Heyyyy hang on a second... We're opposites! 🤓
Selfie of Jay standing in front of a white door looking at the camera with eyebrows raised. They have short dark blonde hair and their glasses have fuschia metallic arms and nose bridge and round teal frames around the lenses.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 30/01/2026
Reposting with alt text
MIAMI DIVISION

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP, DONALD J. TRUMP JR., ERIC TRUMP, AND THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION, LLC.

No.

Plaintiffs,

JURY TRIAL DEMANDED

REVENUE SERVICE AND

U.S.

INTERNAL

DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY

Defendants.

COMPLAINT

X

1. President Donald J. Trump is the Founder and former Chief Executive Officer of

the Trump Organization. President Trump served as the 45th President of the United States, and is

the 47th President of the United States. President Trump brings this suit in his personal capacity.

2. Donald J. Trump Jr. is an Executive Vice President at The Trump Organization,

where he works to expand the company's real estate, retail, commercial, hotel, and golf interests.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 29/01/2026
Imagine me opening a trenchcoat but the it's like those old timey wallet inserts that unfold for photos. Whaddya need? I got water ghoul out the wazoo, plenty of air ghoulette, a little quintessence freak (aff), all sorts, all sorts...
Photo of Rain Ghoul (aka Cosmo Sylvan): he plays a white Fender jazz bass with black pickguard and is wearing a black bodysuit with a skeleton printed on it decorated with rhinestones, and a tailored black tailcoat that's had the sleeves removed. He's wearing a black headdress that hangs around his face like hair, and a silver mask that obscures his features. The background is lit in misty shades of red and pink and he looms over the viewer. 

📸 Ryan ChangPhoto of Aurora Ghoulette (aka Liv Morreale): she stands behind a microphone, arms partially outstretched to the sides and is wearing a black bodysuit with a skeleton printed on it decorated with rhinestones, and a black batwing cape that drapes under her arms. She's wearing a black headdress that hangs around her face like hair, and a silver mask that obscures her features. The background is lit in misty shades of blue and gray. 

📸 Ryan ChangPhoto of Phantom Ghoul (aka Randy Moore) kneeling in front of Rain Ghoul: he plays a black Fender jazzmaster electric guitar with black pickguard and is wearing a black bodysuit with a skeleton printed on it decorated with rhinestones, and a tailored black tailcoat that's had the sleeves removed. He's wearing a black tophat that's slightly battered and has a long thin feather tucked in the band, and a silver mask that obscures his features. He is kneeling and leaning so far back that his legs are nearly bent in half as Rain Ghoul stands over him with his back to the camera. 

📸 Ryan Chang Photo of Rain Ghoul (aka Cosmo Sylvan): he is making eye contact and kneeling, hunched over and around a white Fender jazz bass with black pickguard with his hands (adorned in several silver rings) clutched tightly around the instrument. He is wearing a black bodysuit with a skeleton printed on it decorated with rhinestones, and a tailored black tailcoat that's had the sleeves removed. He's also wearing a black headdress that hangs around his face like hair, and a silver mask that obscures his features. The background is primarily the drum riser, a tiered series of steps in an angled semicircle shape that get smaller and are capped with a drumset. The background is mostly dark but the arena audience is visible to one side. 

📸 Ryan Chang
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Jay @jayarden.com · 29/01/2026
I saw this one this morning though it's an older tour photo, labeled, "new bi pride flag dropped"
Stage photo of Papa V Perpetua from the band Ghost, portrayed by Tobias Forge. He's lit from behind in shades of saturated pink, purple, and blue, with a plume of smoke rising over one shoulder. 

He stands with arms open at approximately waist height and is dressed in black clothes that cover him from neck to fingertips and toes. His face is covered on the upper half with a metallic silver skeletal mask and on the lower half with black face paint and lipstick, except for an oval of silver paint around his mouth from nose to chin.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 27/01/2026
Snuggly cats for your skyline on this frigid afternoon.
Two pale shorthair flamepoint cats snuggling on a fuzzy gray blanket. The cats are side by side and one cat has his head stacked atop the other's. The bottom cat is sound asleep and the top cat's eyes are very nearly closed.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 27/01/2026
Aww, best of luck to your little lady! My guy Linus had the same treatment last October and his labs since then have been great! Hoping the same for you and her. 💜
A pale flamepoint shorthaired cat patting the photographer with one paw
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Jay @jayarden.com · 26/01/2026
All right, where are my glam and theatrical rock friends in the US southeast?? Did you know Mad Gallica (aka the ghoul formerly known as Cumulus) has her own band now and is going on tour?? madgallica.com/tickets
Flyer for Mad Gallica: The Vortex Awakens Tour

Photo depicts a woman with a pale pink wig in a tailored short white leather-style jacket with ornate decorative elements and tight black trousers holding open a cape that explodes behind her in a pink and purple galaxy. She's surrounded by four men wearing black costumes and each is embellished with a different color: blue, green, purple, and red. 

Text provides additional details about the tour:

2.23.2026 SMITH'S OLDE BAR ATLANTA ROOM ATLANTA, GA 
2.24.2026 CONDUIT ORLANDO, FL 
2.26.2026 THE POUR HOUSE RALEIGH, NC
2.27.2026 SWANSON'S WAREHOUSE GREENVILLE, SC

VIP AVAILABLE ON SELECTED DATES

MADGALLICA.COM/TICKETS
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Jay @jayarden.com · 26/01/2026
Show your lock screen (sup, nerds)
Screenshot of my phone's lock screen: 

Background is a black and white photo of Papa V Perpetua from the band Ghost, portrayed by Tobias Forge. He stands ik front of a pale plain background and has dark curly hair that is bobbed above his chin, swept back behind his ears and held in place by the straps of a skeletal silver half-mask that covers the top portion of his face. The lower half of his face is painted black, with a silver oval around his chin and mouth area, and his lips are painted black. 

His clothes are also black and cover every other part of his body, including gloves, and he holds a microphone in his left hand but away from his face, with that arm bent at a 90 degree angle. He's standing facing the right side of the screen with his face in profile, head tilted down, chest opened up slightly, and his left leg is lifted and bent with (presumably) his foot propped up on something. Due to the pose and crop of the photo his right arm and leg are not visible, nor is his left leg below the knee.

According to the info on the screen it's 8:10pm on Sunday January 25, it's 21° out and my battery is at 31%.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 25/01/2026
Pittsburgh, I need you to know that someone made a snow-tittysphinx.
Photo of the appropriately named Winter Mausoleum in Allegheny Cemetery: a large blocky stone mausoleum with large ornamental columns in the Egyptian Revival style, fronted by a wide set of seven stairs flanked by buxom sphinx statues. The mausoleum is surrounded by trees and everything is under a layer of about eight inches of snow. 

Several feet in front of the mausoleum, someone has sculpted a likeness of one large-breasted statue out of snow, replicating its engimatic smole with twigs plucked from a dead branch that lays nearby.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 25/01/2026
She really wanted to watch the snow so I raised the blinds even though it'll be colder in here.
Photo of a calico cat lounging in a window mounted cat perch, looking out the window at snow falling on trees and housetops
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Jay @jayarden.com · 24/01/2026
That makes two of us! 😍 @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
Photo of a hand petting a cream colored cat, bearing a simple silver ring with an oval moonstone on the thumb and a much more ornate silver ring in the shape of a tiny box with a latch on one side and a small half-sphere labradorite on top of the lid
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Jay @jayarden.com · 24/01/2026
One more cat friend, sweet as can be but she's quite shy. Found her napping in a cozy spot.
A calico tabby cat with sleepy green eyes curled up on a folded fleece blanket in a fabric bin
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Jay @jayarden.com · 24/01/2026
Some very good dogs I happen to be hanging out with today, and one very unrepentant asshole cat whom I also love dearly.
Two large dogs sleeping atop a pile of blankets on a gray couch. The closer dog is a black-coated mutt with a brown undercoat, and the second is a gray pitbull mix wearing a black and white buffalo plaid fleece coat. A pale orange cat with big round green eyes perched on a coffee table, next to a can of diet mountain dew
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Jay @jayarden.com · 23/01/2026
I'm being judged so hard right now.
A flamepoint cat looms over the top edge of a laptop screen, silhouetted against a ceiling covered in aurora-style light projection. His eyes are squinted at the camera, presumably because the photographer is trying to finish what they're watching instead of serving dinner. 

(What they're watching is the fifth episode of Heated Rivalry; the laptop screen shows a man with dark hair in a hospital bed, and there's about ten minutes left in the episode)
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Jay @jayarden.com · 22/01/2026
POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC
Two cats cuddling while they sleep: one is a calico and the other a flamepoint. They're laying on a fuzzy gray blanket and the calico is mostly covered by a dark gray squishmallow plush which apparently doesn't bother her at all.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 16/01/2026
When you're going to two Ghost shows in Ohio, you gotta bring appropriate stickers to trade.
Photo of a rectangular sticker printed on shiny glitter paper. It depicts the infamous "hell is real" billboard found in Ohio, with white block letters on a black background, and the normally-red letter H colored purple. Behind the billboard the background is tinted in a red-orange gradient, and to right of the sign stands Papa V Perpetua from the band Ghost in his purple cassock and cornette/mitre.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 15/01/2026
When the weather was nice a few days ago I had my window open and was delighted to hear a raven. The local redtails seem to have a different opinion, unfortunately. 😢
Zoomed in photo taken from a distance. The silhouette of an American raven is visible with distinctive diamond tail shape. In pursuit, the silhouette of a red-tailed hawk with buff underbelly just barely visible against a pale gray-blue sky.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 12/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at, mentally?
Photo of Frater Imperator from the band Ghost, portrayed by Tobias Forge in a latex mask. He's a 50s-ish year old man with slicked back salt and pepper hair that brushes his collar and pointed sideburns. He wears solid black makeup around his eyes and has his top lip painted black as well. He's pictured in profile, holding his black-gloved hands up in front of him as if in frustration. 

Text overlays this image that says, 
"i'm living in the moment" 
And in smaller text below that 
"and it's horrible"
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Jay @jayarden.com · 11/01/2026
And in case I need to belabor the point, please see this except from Stoppard's wikipedia page. [Also, to correct my mistake: Stoppard died Nov 2025 and time has no meaning, mea culpa]
Early life and education

Stoppard was born Tomáš Sträussler in Zlín, Czechoslovakia (present day Czech Republic). He was the younger son of Martha Becková and Eugen Sträussler, a doctor employed by the Bata shoe company. His parents were non-observant Jews. Just before the German occupation of Czechoslovakia, the town's patron, Jan Antonín Baťa, transferred his Jewish employees, mostly physicians, to branches of his firm outside Europe. On 15 March 1939, the day the Nazis invaded Czechoslovakia, the Sträussler family fled to Singapore, where Bata had a factory.

Before the Japanese occupation of Singapore, Stoppard, his brother, and their mother fled to British India. Stoppard's father volunteered to remain in Singapore, knowing that as a doctor he would be needed in its defence. Stoppard long believed that his father had perished in Japanese captivity as a prisoner of war, but later discovered that his father had been reported drowned after the ship he was aboard was bombed by Japanese forces, as he tried to flee Singapore in 1942. In 1941, when Tomáš was five, he, his brother Petr, and their mother were evacuated to Darjeeling, India.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 09/01/2026
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Photo of Kate McKinnon portraying Dr. Jillian Holtzmann from Ghostbusters (2016). She has short curly blonde hair that's been teased up, wears yellow tinted safety glasses, a grey-blue canvas coat, and oxblood motorcycle gloves. Behind her is electronic and mechanical equipment that wouldn't look out of place on a TARDIS console.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 09/01/2026
Linus enjoyed opening Christmas presents!
A flamepoint cat covered with a wrinkly piece of blue tissue paper, with a playful look on his face
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Jay @jayarden.com · 08/01/2026
That about sums it up, really.
Closeup photo of a calico cat with her head resting against the photographer's free hand. Her eyes are half closed and looking into the middle distance. Her long white whiskers are resplendent.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 07/01/2026
Gonna get up and make a token attempt to feed myself but please gaze upon my felines for a moment, if you need a break.
Photo of three cats huddled together as they watch the outdoors in early morning light Photo of two flamepoint cats drowsy and cuddling on a bed, a tangle of limbs pointing at all angles. One cat has his rear leg draped over the other cat's shoulder.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 28/09/2025
@themountaingoats.bsky.social belated but have to thank you for Cleveland. Was lucky enough to be at the barrier dancing and getting lost in the music as y'all took us on a journey. Every time I see tMG it's somehow both brand new and like coming home. Much love.
Selfie of Jay, pre-show, lit in blue from the stage. They're wearing a white heavy duty respirator mask, dark framed round glasses, a denim battle vest with patches and pins on the shoulders, and have short hair. Their expression is wide eyed and exaggerated, eyebrows raised high. The crowd at the Agora is sparse behind them.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 25/06/2025
@bondcliff.bsky.social not bad for a first go with the lotto eh?
Side on (slightly forward stage right) view of a stage, as yet empty of band personnel, awash in blue lights. A modest crowd gathers in the pit. 

Phish, Pittsburgh - June 24, 2025
Petersen Events Center
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Jay @jayarden.com · 18/03/2025
With alt text
Transgender persons have served openly since 2021, but Defendants have not analyzed Defendants agree. their service. That is unfortunate. Plaintiffs' service records alone are Exhibit A for the proposition that transgender persons can have the warrior ethos, physical and mental health, selflessness, honor, integrity, and discipline to ensure military excellence. They agree that Plaintiffs are mentally and physically fit to serve, have "served honorably," and "have satisfied the rigorous standards" demanded of them. Tr. (Feb. 18, 2025) at 9-14, 148; see also Tr. (Mar. 12, 2025) at 130. Plaintiffs, they acknowledge, have "made America safer." Tr. (Feb. 18, 2025) at 10. So why discharge them and other decorated soldiers? Crickets from Defendants on this key question 

Plaintiffs have also introduced declarations from the military leaders responsible for integrating transgender persons into open military service. Each declarant attests that our military has not fallen into an "existential" crisis since transgender persons began serving openly

(End of excerpt)
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Jay @jayarden.com · 18/03/2025
Please enjoy a throwback photo to my skinny ultra running days, stopping in Frozen Head on the way back from the 2017 solar eclipse. #bm100
Photograph shot with the camera sitting on the ground, focused on two people standing in front of a dilapidated yellow gate framed with stone pillars. 

A sign on the gate, partially obscured, reads: 
Authorized vehicles only 
Do not block gate

One person is wearing a yellow shirt and blue scrub pants, the other (Jay) wears a gray T-shirt and khaki capri pants. 

The path is gravel and dirt and the trees surrounding the area are all and leafy and green.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 06/03/2025
Third blep captured! (Hi friends I am alive but all the energy is still allocated elsewhere love you bye for now!)
Closeup photo of the head and shoulders of a shorthair flamepoint cat with muddled white and pale orange markings on his face. His pink tongue sticks out just a little bit and is very cute.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 04/03/2025
Oh hello there. Sorry to whatever small critter ended up being lunch.
Red tailed hawk perching on bare branches against a bright blue sky. It's looking off to the right of the photo. Same hawk, same branch, now looking directly at the photographer - I've been spotted
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Jay @jayarden.com · 04/03/2025
Marking this Suggestive for Papa face spoilers. #theBandGhost
Series of four tiles of a stylized V with different black and white images set within the VCloseup of one V - showing Papa Perpetua's face! 

The figure pictured is wearing a sparkly upper half face mask with black face paint covering most of the rest of their exposed skin. An oval around the mouth is painted white with sharply tipped points around the lips evoking the teeth of a skull.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 04/03/2025
Habemus Papa 🥲 #theBandGhost
Low light photo of Jay's living room. The TV is on and displays a live stream of a billboard in Las Vegas showing the band Ghost's logo in a silvery Gothic font, as well as white letters on a purple background that says V IS COMING... 

The billboard emits white smoke illuminated by purple light. 

In front of the tv is a sleeping flamepoint cat on a cushion that sits atop a storage ottoman.
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Jay @jayarden.com · 03/03/2025
Happiest of birthdays to this motherfucker who takes up at least 30% of what's going on in my brain at a given time. My life is immeasurably better for having discovered my love for his work. I still think there's something hinky going on here but I haven't got the faintest idea what. #theBandGhost
Closeup detail of a spider shaped brooch with a black body and oddly arranged legs, of which there are 10.The same spider brooch but highlighting in different colors how the legs look like Roman numerals

In red, I - Papa Emeritus I, aka Primo 
In green, II - Papa Emeritus II, aka Secondo
In purple, III - Papa Emeritus III, aka Terzo
In purple, IV - Papa Emeritus IV, aka Copia

In white, on the spider's back, V - Papa V Perpetua???
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Jay @jayarden.com · 02/03/2025
Compare to late January, when he was still in time off mode.
The same man as described in the previous skeet, but standing in front of a blank wall. His facial hair is grown out more but unevenly, and his hair is loose; long enough to brush his shoulders but sort of wavy and scraggly. It kind of looks like it could use a good wash but it's too fine to look nice in this cut and length even if it was clean.
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