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@jay-tea.bsky.social
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29 Dude/Bro. I do +10% damage to everyone. Malevelon Creek veteran

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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SEAF thought he was the main character then napalm reminded him he's not built for that life.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
These bitches scary as fuck bro.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RIP to that trooper I just saw go flying, no idea where he came from
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Immediately after telling my buddy to "watch out for the mines"
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went to the gun range today and had the most bewildering firearm malfunction I've ever seen happen. Spent case landed back inside the ejection port and got fed into the chamber backwards when the next round tried to load inside the empty case.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Honestly if Fallout 5 isn't broken and buggy like this then I don't want it
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Actually killer idea. I need to doodle more
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The bottle cap stash is coming along nicely
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It was like $3 last week. I dunno if the sale is still on
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Thankfully the PC version is still pretty active sometimes. And if you use the Venice Unleashed mod you can play with NPCs and custom servers
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Was fooling around in Battlefield 3, turned off the 1st person model and HUD and doing war photography in game. Which resulted in the funniest possible crash when I died
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We love you Gooseworx <3
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Every time Fallout New Vegas crashes I assume this bitch from the Digimon movie ate a load bearing file.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Whenever I boot up Helldivers and my character hits this pose it always looks like I'm coming to tell the deck officer "I frew up"
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They're asleep in my closet now
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It came home with me.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have been trying to catch this kitten stranded outside the store I work at for over a week and I finally rescued the poor thing.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have been trying to catch this cat all day. Been here at work for 4 hours off the clock
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I leave fruit out for the bunnies and ground squirrels that live in my yard so I can watch them eat. Peaches watches too but only because she wants to chase them.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There's a bird in the break room at work.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I have been plagued by visions of demons lately. And by that I mean I had a dream about Stolas masturbating on the couch while he watches Blitzo sleep.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That's a hella weird thing to post. You need help.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My cat Peaches was a very good girl when I told her not to hurt him.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We made a friend today 🦎
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The absolute stupid kind of stuff I somehow survive in Helldivers 2
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I made friends with this little fella while waiting on a Lyft
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mommy 🥵
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Moxxie was 100% bricked up
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Watching the Artemis II launch earlier today really drove home to me that America could be doing incredible things if not for the worst among us having all the power. It did give me hope for the future seeing all the comments from around the world wishing the crew well despite recent events.
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✦𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐗✦ @onyx03.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy birthday Angel✨️🎉 #HazbinHotel #AngelDust
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I could taste the heat
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Went to Hot Topic for the first time in forever and picked up some of their Hellaverse merch.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I love him so much
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Found a tool that makes pics look like VHS so I ran some BF3 screenshots through it.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I need my face buried between Angel's thighs. I love the way you draw him
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I may have just learned how to edit out audio segments to remove the very loud "Oh my God" I shouted when the SEAF body hit the wall.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Doing the lord's work
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Please never stop posting CBT fan art. I'm a freak and I'm here for it
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lmao yeah that sounds about right
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's great, especially with a group of friends
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There's supposed to be an eclipse today too.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Did Ashfall Dude delete his account here? That's a shame, I played Helldivers with him a time or two.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I just witnessed the single most anti-democratic thing ever in Helldivers 2. That SEAF trooper was so ecstatic to have survived his mission with the Helldivers, and Z3 murdered him in cold blood
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My dumb Helldivers veteran hat collection grows
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I love Beelzebub so much. She's so tall and pretty and I need her to squish me.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Seems that scam is going around a bit. Just got one of those DMs from another account.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Downloaded a mod that makes the SEAF troopers in Helldivers 2 look like the Systems Alliance Marines from Mass Effect.
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