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@jay-tea.bsky.social
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29 Dude/Bro. I do +10% damage to everyone. Malevelon Creek veteran

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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SEAF thought he was the main character then napalm reminded him he's not built for that life.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
These bitches scary as fuck bro.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RIP to that trooper I just saw go flying, no idea where he came from
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Immediately after telling my buddy to "watch out for the mines"
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I went to the gun range today and had the most bewildering firearm malfunction I've ever seen happen. Spent case landed back inside the ejection port and got fed into the chamber backwards when the next round tried to load inside the empty case.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Honestly if Fallout 5 isn't broken and buggy like this then I don't want it
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The bottle cap stash is coming along nicely
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Was fooling around in Battlefield 3, turned off the 1st person model and HUD and doing war photography in game. Which resulted in the funniest possible crash when I died
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Every time Fallout New Vegas crashes I assume this bitch from the Digimon movie ate a load bearing file.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Whenever I boot up Helldivers and my character hits this pose it always looks like I'm coming to tell the deck officer "I frew up"
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have been trying to catch this kitten stranded outside the store I work at for over a week and I finally rescued the poor thing.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have been trying to catch this cat all day. Been here at work for 4 hours off the clock
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I leave fruit out for the bunnies and ground squirrels that live in my yard so I can watch them eat. Peaches watches too but only because she wants to chase them.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There's a bird in the break room at work.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I have been plagued by visions of demons lately. And by that I mean I had a dream about Stolas masturbating on the couch while he watches Blitzo sleep.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We made a friend today 🦎
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The absolute stupid kind of stuff I somehow survive in Helldivers 2
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I made friends with this little fella while waiting on a Lyft
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Watching the Artemis II launch earlier today really drove home to me that America could be doing incredible things if not for the worst among us having all the power. It did give me hope for the future seeing all the comments from around the world wishing the crew well despite recent events.
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✦𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐗✦ @onyx03.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy birthday Angel✨️🎉 #HazbinHotel #AngelDust
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I could taste the heat
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Went to Hot Topic for the first time in forever and picked up some of their Hellaverse merch.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Found a tool that makes pics look like VHS so I ran some BF3 screenshots through it.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I may have just learned how to edit out audio segments to remove the very loud "Oh my God" I shouted when the SEAF body hit the wall.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I just witnessed the single most anti-democratic thing ever in Helldivers 2. That SEAF trooper was so ecstatic to have survived his mission with the Helldivers, and Z3 murdered him in cold blood
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My dumb Helldivers veteran hat collection grows
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Downloaded a mod that makes the SEAF troopers in Helldivers 2 look like the Systems Alliance Marines from Mass Effect.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I'm so proud of myself because getting the MAKO tank stuck is actually really hard.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Never seen a Super Destroyer being shot down from the surface before.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I have discovered that the railgun in Helldivers 2 sucks fried eggs and I want my requisition slips back. This thing does zero damage even against weak points, has limited ammo, and only does damage if you turn the safety off for a random chance to blow yourself up. I'm going back to the Quasar.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Playing modded New Vegas, randomly found an NPC wearing the Vault 101 Combat Jacket from the mod of the same name. They even have a dog following them so I guess my Courier just met the Lone Wanderer. Though Dogmeat is looking fucking ROUGH.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It's so beautiful.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I got my makeup done again today
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Bruh some old dude just backed up through the front door of the store I work at
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I did not know the Grafton Monster could leave Grafton in Fallout 76. Also I learned there is not text chat when I was trying to warn a player that the monster was heading to his camp
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Was playing RDR2 with Fallout mods again. Watched a woman getting mugged, ran across the street to tackle the mugger and knocked him out with a single punch. But the gun went off and killed the woman. So now my NCR trooper is wandering around the city drunk off his ass.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Fallout 76 is kinda peak.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I discovered there are fallout mods for RDR2 and made an NCR trooper
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The time has come again
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Got bored and decided to make a Legion character in Fallout New Vegas for once. Behold Bophades
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This feels like the fallout equivalent of running into someone wearing an SS uniform in public like what are you doing wearing an Enclave uniform?
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I feel stupid because I thought this dude in Fallout season 2 was a synth and part of his robot skull was showing. It's a piece of license plate.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Was playing Medal of Honor Pacific Assault and I'm starting to feel like that one PTSD meme like what is wrong with bro's face
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This cat sure does love to chew on my hair
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
She's got me
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Had my makeup done professionally for the first time and went to a photoshoot yesterday.
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Just survived getting run over by a tank in Battlefield 6
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jay-tea.bsky.social @jay-tea.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There are 300 NCR dollar bottlecaps in this bag, and that's not even half of the ones I made for the New Vegas fan celebration next week
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