Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The original 3DS’s start and select were genuinely the worst shit on the planet. Felt like you were smashing ants and were in the actual most inconvenient place of all time. 000 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Two and a half Men is a strange show because no, Charlie does not own a fucking beachfront property for writing *jingles* bro. 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026“We vibe-coded Linux support” should immediately demolish all interest for you 💀 100 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The oppressively corporate art style has always made me avoid these like the plague lmao 000 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026for anyone curious the actual answer is you can just mark anything you post on Twitter, including text, as AI for some reason. 000 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Fuck you mean L to jump and A to mine and B to place bro have you never TOUCHED the game's actual console ports for Minecraft's entire existence???????? 020 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/10/2026There's a Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 port as a Wii homebrew but the person who made it set up the most sociopathic controls known to mankind for some fucking reason 120 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The Dragoon is weird in Smash Ultimate. I know no one “normal” uses items I guess but for some reason the Dragoon in Ultimate zooms the camera IN, basically forcing it to just be a free “I win” button. For reference, in Brawl, it fully zooms the camera *out*. 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026But then you’d have to play the Switch version of Minecraft Bedrock 100 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It has good sound *design* but Dead By Daylight has probably some of the worst sound mixing and directional audio I’ve ever experienced in a video game. 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Why are you here WORKING on a holiday that *I’ve* always been privileged enough to not have to work!? I don’t wanna starve and die ma’am. 020 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comMe When I Get To You Skeleton MemeALT: Me When I Get To You Skeleton Meme 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I like how one (1) data center blowing up destroyed online conservatism. It’s almost like Russia’s government is a problem or something. 140 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Blocking the 50 sexbillion “leftist memes” accounts with insufferably cringe cookie cutter memes on this site so I can not shrivel up and die of cringe. 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sorry you’re getting this weirdly named 7Eleven sauce 110 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The cringe always makes me shrivel up it’s actually unbearable 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I really dislike the cornball trend of taking video game screenshots but editing the dialog boxes with milquetoast political opinions such as “trans people deserve rights actually” 110 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That and the absolute insanity that is Sega thinking a Sonic/Sega adjacent racing video game is worth 70 big ones 😭 060 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ehhhhhh??? I’ve had like one negative experience with commissioning with like 30ish under my belt at this point. As long as you vet your artists you should be fine. 000 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Slut is probably the least sexy word in the dictionary stop putting it in porn dialog 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026why is there a release date as if this version isn’t going to just be the Switch 1 version but with the max render distance increased to a higher value and Vibrant Visuals being An Option 😭 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Piracy of a video game, the thing that requires no knowledge of PCs and carries no risks, surely. 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m sorry but you cannot tell me that autism is not well understood by the general populace, ESPECIALLY by a literal scientist, by 2175 bro 000 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh yea previously in this mission there was a line of dialog from Archer along the lines of “his autistic mind is as alien to me as [actual literal alien species]” 😭 110 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Geth language is literally digital chittering like fuck off lmao 010 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yea man im sure autism lets you understand an alien language no other person has been able to translate thats totally how that works 230 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Specifically he effectively turned into a zip bomb and overloaded the server to the extent that it emergency closed. 041 0
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Our closed species is now open!” so were you gonna stop me before or…? 030 0
