Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Our closed species is now open!” so were you gonna stop me before or…? 030
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Indie devs when it’s time to make the 50th Roguelike game to supplement the game’s lack of content and good balancing. 020
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People keep asking for an End update but realistically what would they even add They already added The Wings That Ruin The Game to it. 030
Reposted by JaxHyperion_draws @hyperiondraws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In order to pass this bridge you got to pay the troll toll. (I’m covering for a friend). Anything of value will do 912926
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026White liberal twink gets GANGBANGED by 20 DOOM Hell Knights 010
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Retro Rewind Courses are either Nintendo-level quality or they're ungodly ass. Literally all of the 3DS courses are scaled wrong and are tiny like c'mon now. 000
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the USPS urge to mark something as delivered when it has, in fact, not been delivered 030
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comI like it in hereALT: I like it in here 030
Reposted by JaxChertilla Mischief (Danizoar) @chort-mischief.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Did a silly animations for a friend Maul who likes Springtrap. Let them Groove. 0447
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I need to ask why modding projects have this obsession with “join our Discord for help ☺️” like fucking no??? Just put a fucking FAQ page and common issues troubleshooting guide I don’t want to join your stupid fucking Discord. 2207
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 07/09/2026*cough* so I caved a lil. Didn’t get an actual CRT, just an old 4:3 LCD (CRTs go for like 300-400 dollars and listen I want one but not THAT much) but hey that’s really all I want anyways. 050
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mario Kart Wii is such an oddity when played in 4:3. Some menus look tailor-made for the aspect ratio, and then others are excessively cramped and uncomfortable. Also in races the camera is panned down a little bit more(???) and also has a slightly higher FOV. 120
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Found some old videos from my senior year (which was covid year) and this online lesson is so unintentionally funny Man describes all the ways he could potentially kill you: 010
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026TRAGIC: Beep Block Skyway doesn’t have the beeps on the Nintendo Music app. 020
Reposted by JaxHyperion_draws @hyperiondraws.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Before you cross this bridge you must leave an offering. It can be anything really. From golden trinkets to just a moment of your time and attention. I’ll take anything. 1312630
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rare “time to change your life thoughts at 3 AM” thoughts that succeeded this is swag 150
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026so anyway I’m touching the work keyboard without wearing gloves I’m literally so awesome I’m doing things normal people do 040
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Thank you HyperX (even though you did nothing) for helping me get over my OCD dust problem 150
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I like how 7Eleven’s anti-money laundering course is basically just “listen we don’t really gaf if someone money launders we just need you to go to the absolute limit that we don’t have to, *gosh*, report it to the federal government.” 010
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Having sex outside with ur hot boyfriend and they keep smacking ur ass while railing you but it’s just because mosquitos keep landing on it. 030
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dragon using the Bowser Down-B on a kobold and they make the Mario Pipe Noise 130
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I get the feeling the AI pathing nodes in this town aren’t made well 130
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This game has the Donkey Kong 64 thing where lag increases ur run speed that’s how you know it’s cooked 010
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Who the fuck going to the function like “yea my favorite track is Dry Dry Ruins” we’re going to KILL you bro 000
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026genuine worst designed area in this game. its stuck and wont move. who has had fun playing mines bro pack it up bro kys ✌️😭 000
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Untold levels of larp on the Persona 4 Revival Twitter feed 020
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Doors developers making sure their revives can only be used in 2/6 areas in their game (they hate money for some reason) 130
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lights Out fun as fuck when you ain’t got a comp DBD player in ur ear telling you it sucks 030
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Out of your goddamn MIND if you think I’m gonna play 152 rooms minimum every time I wanna play Stairwell LSPLASH. 030
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026*finish transaction* “Oh, and can I get this?” *finish transaction* “Oh, also this” *finish transaction* “Oh sorry, also th-“static.klipy.comPatrick Star OliteratedALT: Patrick Star Oliterated 040
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Every time I see Pizzacake comics I feel a deep seated annoyance they’re SO bad bro “Nazi bad” yes thank you can you say something of more substance the literal hot awesome furry porn guy who also does political art has more to say than you 160
Jax @jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“Yes Mr. Jason VA. You need to eat the peanut butter for *all* your lines. It’s essential” 020
