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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 19h
Hoota and Snoz are fucking CRAZY STYLE in the IDF barracks! They are going to be dishonorably discharged!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Holy fuock
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Last week i re purchased a game on steam which I already had on epic just so i didn't have to install the epic launcher
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 04/10/2026
Leaked lines like “The cart’s not moving. Somebody get on it!” seem to strongly support the theorized plot details. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if you would, a world identical to our own, except the standard packaging for a dozen eggs is 4x3 rather than 6x2.
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hoota and Snoz are using their magic cereal box to manufacture weapons for the IDF
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why did the gdscript user go to the eye doctor? Because he couldn't c#! Follow for more awesome jokes.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welcome to Game Theory
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bittersweet news for Hoota and Snoz fans: Hoota and Snoz have made the decision to join the IDF, and will no longer be filming new episodes of their show. We wish them the best in their new position!
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 17/09/2026
Family Guy's on.
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yep 👍
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An*al sex with hoota just isnt the same as o√ral sex with snoz. ifyk t yk
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hoota: Mmpghhh Snoz: Ghooooo Me trying to listen to both of them: Fellas fellas! one at a time please!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hoota suckin me like oufghhhhhhh imma snozzzzzz
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Borat Says 'I Like'
ALT: Borat Says 'I Like'
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry for the lack of posts. Hoota and Snoz are on their annual trip to Israel
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We huffin the gas sticker tonight!!
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Start Slappin Yo Belly
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nah im tryin to go viral! WHERE MY HOOTA AND SNOZ HEADS AT!!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ReTruth
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Like if you think they should add Hoota to MUTAGEN. Repost if you think they should add Snoz to MUTAGEN.
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
GO MUTATE YOUR GENS!
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I would like more time to answer please
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
youtu.be/zuIyXscxV6g?...
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Shark Tank | Mr. Zinn DESTROYS Entrepreneur
YouTube video by Paranormal Poltergeist TV
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Challenge accepted! Here's several words about Gazillionaire: netizen.club/~wildweasel/... (And also happy birthday!)
netizen.club
Blog Post
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Maybe try experiencing the unforgettable?
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Best day of the week #bigwalkmonday
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big things coming
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She hoota on my snoz till i cereal
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In this world you either die a Hoota, or live long enough to see yourself become a Snoz.
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mcdonalds app download free
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just bought this for my car! CHEESE ON WHEELS!;!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@elon can grok make duck porn?
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Shaolin granny can get it!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damn i know they getting freaky in that bed 😫
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Season 2 is where it really gets good
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What did Hoota do to deserve this eternal punishment?
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
DAMN Snoz is hot as fuckkkkk
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hoota lowkey the goat
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What are they putting in this damn cereal??
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah i love the mousetrap channel too
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
DAMN Snoz is hot!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hoota came to play, but Snoz came to win. In a world of Hoota and Snoz, be a cereal. 👌🤼
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Always with the damn cereal these fucks!
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Jax @jax9hammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I want what they have
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