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Jawnsy

@jawnsy.bsky.social
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Daughter Dad & Dog Dad. Wine and Bourbon Enthusiast. Terrible Artist and all around Rebel Scum currently in hiding from the New Republic. #Eagles #Phillies #Lehigh #Delco

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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Projection Perfection!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Pride of the Nation”, as seen in ‘Inglorious Bastards’.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who paid for the trip? #FollowTheMoney
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who else on the West Coast is waking up super early to watch the Iggles playing in London at 6:30 am??
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Result! 2 very late goals for the Tractor Boys to send Fulham home crying. Ipswich Town!!
espn.com
Ipswich 2-1 Fulham (Oct 10, 2026) Final Score - ESPN
Game summary of the Ipswich Town vs. Fulham English Premier League game, final score 2-1, from October 10, 2026 on ESPN.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have to wonder if Natalie Harp is now getting Secret Service protection….
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guess we are watching an early season O-Line rebuild happening. Oh boy.
espn.com
Ravens acquire center Cam Jurgens in trade with Eagles
The Ravens have acquired two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens in a trade with the Eagles.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh boy.
philadelphiaeagles.com
Lane Johnson announces his retirement
The team's first-round pick in 2013 redefined the right tackle position and helped the Eagles win two Super Bowl Championships.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s hot!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m more of a ‘brunch at 3 am’ kinda guy. I’ll see myself out.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing footy championship match tonight! Incredible comeback by Brisbane to 3-peat.
canberratimes.com.au
Lions overrun Dockers to seal AFL flag three-peat
Brisbane have claimed their third consecutive AFL premiership with a seven-point grand final win over Fremantle.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
75% of the people this impacts most likely have no idea this is coming. When it hits, the Dems will hold the house, Trump will tell them the Dems caused this - and at least 50% of that 75% will just believe it on stupid blind faith. That’s just the way this shit works anymore.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Phillies have pushed me into a full night of wine and dog therapy…. 🍷🐾
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dart => Done Daniels => Down Dak?? #CantAvoidTheD Go Birds! 🦅
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like a wounded bear, he may be about to start mauling everything and everyone around him. This can be a very dangerous time.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If he does that, we should show up at Mar-a-Lago with sledge hammers.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At my local Chevron today. Diesel has pushed past $9. Interest rates just went UP despite Trump’s handpicked guy in place at the Fed. And Congress goes on another long break because they are AFRAID of any voting to take place. Are we feeling great yet??
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m glad for the W, but 13 walks leads to 13 LOB? So much clutch hitting for the Phils that it’s tough to take it all in at once…..
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Check the chart 📈
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Waiting to hear how they are going to blame this one on Biden…..
ktvu.com
Diesel gas hits $9.999 per gallon in these two Bay Area cities
According to GasBuddy data, six gas stations in the state have hit the limit and are selling diesel at the dispenser's highest possible price of $9.999 a gallon.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE ART OF THE COUNTEROFFER: Send me a check in October for $25,000 and I’ll vote in November like Trump is on the ballot!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
$8.59 in the SF Bay Area. $9 is on the horizon.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Luzardo is the ace right now. Change my mind. #Phillies
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stott-bomb! 464 ft!!!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My favorite show! “Better Call Sosa!”
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just signed an order renaming Trump and Natalie Harp “Lord and Lady Douchebag”
apple.news
Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America, escalating Canada feud — The Washington Post
President Donald Trump said he's making the change because “Canada has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Phillies baby!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Result! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ www.espn.com/soccer/match...
espn.com
Ipswich 2-1 Sunderland (Aug 22, 2026) Final Score - ESPN
Game summary of the Ipswich Town vs. Sunderland English Premier League game, final score 2-1, from August 22, 2026 on ESPN.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah! Big xtras W! 2R walk off Triple in the 10th for Bohm 7 in a row baby! (I may have yelled a bit…..got the dog all riled up now).
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the future, looking back at the collective history of our country, at what point do you suppose it will be recognized as to when the new American Oligarchs began to mysteriously start falling out of windows??
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Back2Back Sweeps! 6 in a row! Keep it rolling! 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Schwarber ran out of steam 1/2 way to home. It was all craftiness after that. And by craftiness — well, I’m not even sure what I mean. It was messy. But got the job done.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Always nice when you have “The Good Nola” show up. 7 strong. 5 hits. 8 Ks. No walks. Only gave up the one contractually required HR and leaves with a 3-1 lead.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Stott for President!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bohm & Stott stay uber hot!! 🔥
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sweep! 🧹🧹🧹
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I literally slept in my Nola shirt last night, then wore it all day, went to the dentist with it, had it on for every zoom call. Do I need to start doing that every week now?
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Next waiting to hear that he has ordered sails and oars to be installed on all Arleigh Burke-class destroyers….
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Maybe this is so he can rename the ship the “USS Gerald R. Ford as brilliantly redesigned to be even better than ever by the amazing Donald J. Trump”.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please don’t tell me he just bought stock in a steam engine company or something stupid like that.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weather doesn’t look good for playing in a corn field tonight. ⛈️
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wherefore art thou, Marlin Fitzwater? apple.news/AFMcOpbEQRa2...
apple.news
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to Step Down — The Wall Street Journal
One of President Trump’s most trusted advisers, Leavitt will leave her role at the end of the month
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stolen Valor - and probably some stolen little bags of pretzels as well…..
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They have been given permission - once again - and all their posturing means nothing. The final vote count is already tallied. Including Fetterman. He still gets appointed. It’s already a done deal. And then they both get re-elected again - because - fake ass moderates screwing the electorate.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Things that make you go hmmmm… Luis Arraez - 21 strikeouts in the 2026 season Kyle Schwarber - 21 strikeouts since the All Star Game Aaron Nola - 28 Home Runs Allowed in the 2026 season
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Arsenio Hall's Idea Gesture
ALT: Arsenio Hall's Idea Gesture
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A R R A E Z !
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All rise for Arraez! 👆
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Phillies royally shit the bed in July (including at the All Star Game). So far, they are getting the laundry done in August. Let’s hope by September they’ll be ready to have guests stay over without having to leave all the windows open and air fresheners planted in every room. #PhilliesShitPost
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