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Jawnsy

@jawnsy.bsky.social
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Daughter Dad & Dog Dad. Wine and Bourbon Enthusiast. Terrible Artist and all around Rebel Scum currently in hiding from the New Republic. #Eagles #Phillies #Lehigh #Delco

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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Amazing footy championship match tonight! Incredible comeback by Brisbane to 3-peat.
canberratimes.com.au
Lions overrun Dockers to seal AFL flag three-peat
Brisbane have claimed their third consecutive AFL premiership with a seven-point grand final win over Fremantle.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Phillies have pushed me into a full night of wine and dog therapy…. 🍷🐾
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dart => Done Daniels => Down Dak?? #CantAvoidTheD Go Birds! 🦅
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At my local Chevron today. Diesel has pushed past $9. Interest rates just went UP despite Trump’s handpicked guy in place at the Fed. And Congress goes on another long break because they are AFRAID of any voting to take place. Are we feeling great yet??
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m glad for the W, but 13 walks leads to 13 LOB? So much clutch hitting for the Phils that it’s tough to take it all in at once…..
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Check the chart 📈
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Waiting to hear how they are going to blame this one on Biden…..
ktvu.com
Diesel gas hits $9.999 per gallon in these two Bay Area cities
According to GasBuddy data, six gas stations in the state have hit the limit and are selling diesel at the dispenser's highest possible price of $9.999 a gallon.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE ART OF THE COUNTEROFFER: Send me a check in October for $25,000 and I’ll vote in November like Trump is on the ballot!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Luzardo is the ace right now. Change my mind. #Phillies
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stott-bomb! 464 ft!!!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My favorite show! “Better Call Sosa!”
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just signed an order renaming Trump and Natalie Harp “Lord and Lady Douchebag”
apple.news
Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America, escalating Canada feud — The Washington Post
President Donald Trump said he's making the change because “Canada has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
💔💔
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Phillies baby!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Result! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ www.espn.com/soccer/match...
espn.com
Ipswich 2-1 Sunderland (Aug 22, 2026) Final Score - ESPN
Game summary of the Ipswich Town vs. Sunderland English Premier League game, final score 2-1, from August 22, 2026 on ESPN.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah! Big xtras W! 2R walk off Triple in the 10th for Bohm 7 in a row baby! (I may have yelled a bit…..got the dog all riled up now).
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the future, looking back at the collective history of our country, at what point do you suppose it will be recognized as to when the new American Oligarchs began to mysteriously start falling out of windows??
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Back2Back Sweeps! 6 in a row! Keep it rolling! 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Schwarber ran out of steam 1/2 way to home. It was all craftiness after that. And by craftiness — well, I’m not even sure what I mean. It was messy. But got the job done.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Always nice when you have “The Good Nola” show up. 7 strong. 5 hits. 8 Ks. No walks. Only gave up the one contractually required HR and leaves with a 3-1 lead.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Stott for President!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bohm & Stott stay uber hot!! 🔥
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sweep! 🧹🧹🧹
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I literally slept in my Nola shirt last night, then wore it all day, went to the dentist with it, had it on for every zoom call. Do I need to start doing that every week now?
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Weather doesn’t look good for playing in a corn field tonight. ⛈️
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wherefore art thou, Marlin Fitzwater? apple.news/AFMcOpbEQRa2...
apple.news
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to Step Down — The Wall Street Journal
One of President Trump’s most trusted advisers, Leavitt will leave her role at the end of the month
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stolen Valor - and probably some stolen little bags of pretzels as well…..
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Things that make you go hmmmm… Luis Arraez - 21 strikeouts in the 2026 season Kyle Schwarber - 21 strikeouts since the All Star Game Aaron Nola - 28 Home Runs Allowed in the 2026 season
static.klipy.com
Arsenio Hall's Idea Gesture
ALT: Arsenio Hall's Idea Gesture
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A R R A E Z !
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All rise for Arraez! 👆
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Phillies royally shit the bed in July (including at the All Star Game). So far, they are getting the laundry done in August. Let’s hope by September they’ll be ready to have guests stay over without having to leave all the windows open and air fresheners planted in every room. #PhilliesShitPost
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bryce into the trees!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Derek Hill Granny!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yosemite Nights 🔥
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I imagine the soccer world delivering the chant “Assssss-Hoooole”
Giant asshole doing asshole things
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gooooooaaaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They should stop the game, and make Turner do 50 pushups in front of the crowd.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I know there is a constant fire hose of distractions going on, but I am still surprised at how little attention has been given to Trump attempting to turn the White House into a fortress. 1/3
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
España is basquing in that victory. ⚽️
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Check Kalshi trends to find the insider trading bets for who was picking Lindsey over Mitch….. #SmiteHappens
apple.news
Lindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies at 71 — The Washington Post
Graham, first elected to the House in 1994 and the Senate in 2002, was running for reelection this year. He died of a “brief and sudden illness,” his office said.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Best World Cup ever!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m worried the Phillies are becoming adrenaline junkies. Digging a big hole just so they can battle back. But then they need to push it further the next game just to get the same rush. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised to see them down by 10 runs to the SchMets tomorrow night by the 7th inning.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Please check my math. Trump berated the GOP Senators to change their votes on the war powers resolution b/c if he can’t threaten war, he will not be able to negotiate well. At the same time, point #1 in the MOU that he signed says that all hostilities will stop and that includes threats as well?
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cardiac Kids!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
20 yrs ago, I would have Kalshi bet that Russel Crowe would play Mauricio Pochettino, the US Men’s Soccer Coach in the “Miracle on the Pitch” movie….
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
No flopping!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Morning Clark!
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Phillies only have 1 player hitting above .250. This just isn’t sustainable. Unless the starting pitching stays immaculate for 60% of our games, this team will start drifting back to .500 and out of the wildcard spot if the hitting can’t pick up the slack. Forget catching Atlanta.
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Jawnsy @jawnsy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
One fine point in the MOU that I haven’t seen any focus on yet deals with the $300 Billion for reconstruction. 2 little words are sending up red flags for me: “at least”. It’s not $300B — that is the floor — the minimum. There is no ceiling. $500B is also “at least $300B”. So is $1Trillion.
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