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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian

@jawabreaker.bsky.social
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Proud Stepfather, Husband to lottsa@bsky.social, Cybersecurity Engineer, and Jaguars/Kraken fan. I post about old vidya games a lot.

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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 9h
This thing lives and dies with the quality of that dpad
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 11h
Download your free Chinese law license while supplies last.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Republicans saying ken paxton has no balls 🤣🤣
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Becca, you know, life just isn't that easy... jk
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That sucks. He was such a good actor. 😔
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuuuuuck EA
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saw an Eagles fan saying Kelce and Warner might as well have been on the Jags payroll, and i almost lost my mind
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, I wholeheartedly mean Fuck the Titans, but Fuck the Texans as well While we're at it, Fuck the Colts, too.
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Damnit, I'm so used to saying "Fuck the Titans" that my thumbs just automatically typed that instead of "Texans".
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Man Rubbing Eyes with Headache
ALT: Man Rubbing Eyes with Headache
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 12/10/2026
“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”
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Dan Levy Calls Out Shane Gillis’ ‘SNL’ Monologue and Says ‘More Men Need to Be Standing Up’: ‘Speechless That Something Like That Can Exist on Live National Television’
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' "Saturday Night Live" monologue, saying that "more men need to be standing up."
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Abe Froman @lajohnnyjag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The way I bite down on the first consonant when I say "Fuck the Titans!"
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Imma need some shared out to get my algo on the good side of IG
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Fuckin USA Amirite 🫠 (4-1 Jags) @queenashhh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want to collect alllll these piss pigeons crashout tears and make me some good ole southern sweetened iced tea
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Sips Tea Drinking Tea Meme
ALT: Sips Tea Drinking Tea Meme
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you want to see the light in some Eagles fans' eyes die... youtu.be/B3Zz_Wvl60M?...
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Eagles Fans in SHOCK After LAST-SECOND FIELD GOAL LOSS! 😱 | Eagles vs Jaguars 17-19
YouTube video by FanPulse Reactions
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This week's victory cigar: Cohiba Connecticut
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We have won every game I've worn a Trevor jersey. We lost the one day I wore my dad's jersey. I had his on for the 1st half today and I went upstairs at half and put on a Trevor jersey. I'm just saying.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 11/10/2026
sorry but seeing men write positive pieces about Shane Gillis' latest run at SNL, where is opening monologue was "women dress like whores now" after the weeks we've had of women yet again pouring a collective trauma about violence at the hands of men that trade on these same sentiments is fucked.
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Masseuses to their managers after he leaves:
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Jags beat the Browns or Pats: "The Browns/Pats are bad teams. Whoop-dee-do!" Houston beats the Titans:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eat shit Deshaun I hope you get some old timey disease like dysentery or leprosy
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You need to have an adult warning on these pics, Sir...
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's playing the Titans. Let's calm down.
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hearing Jalen Ramsey's name mentioned during the Colts/Steelers game:
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Jalen Ramsey's Expressive Interview
ALT: Jalen Ramsey's Expressive Interview
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Actually Bad
ALT: Actually Bad
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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This is for you
ALT: This is for you
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Demetrius Harvey @demetrius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Jaguars-Eagles win probability chart looks like Urban Meyer's lie detector test.
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texaspolecat doesn't play around.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
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Cade @sir-cade.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Same.” - signed all of #Tealsky
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Cade @sir-cade.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🥂🍪
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Stevie 🇮🇪🐆 @steviehowlin.com · 11/10/2026
Easy, right? Mayo Clinic might want to get their cardiac machines warmed up! Let’s take a look at some highlights from the game thread (and beyond) over on /r/eagles
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last two weeks, the league has definitely been trying to stop us.
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MileHighJaguar @milehighjaguar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He sure was! Yet even so, scoreboard, my good bitch.
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Fuckin USA Amirite 🫠 (4-1 Jags) @queenashhh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I haven’t hated a person this much since Tom Brady with the Pats
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ross should give DeVon his game check this week.
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The AFC title race is running through a partially built RV park with a 38,000 seat capacity. Go Jaguars.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CARRY DAVON HAMILTON OFF THE FIELD
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Did the Jags Win? @didthejagswin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BOY DID THEY
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Abdullah deserves the gameball today
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Liam got saved by Cam
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Come on, Cam!
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This loss is 100% on Liam
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Clock management has been atrocious today
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Fuckin USA Amirite 🫠 (4-1 Jags) @queenashhh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck you Fuck your momma Fuck the planes yall flew in on Fuck them stairs rocky ran up Fuck cheesesteaks Fuck bald eagles Fuck crowned eagles Fuck golden eagles Fuck the liberty bell Fuck the coaches Fuck the refs Fuck the uni color midnight green
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Beth 4-1 @slytherintits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The double birds in the crowd really makes it
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Spooky SZN Uncle Ian @jawabreaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*Taps sign*
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