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Javanse

@javanse.bsky.social
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Obnoxious German speaking a-bit-Ashkenazi Ukrainian from the southeastern right-bank of Dnepr. Manager. Salesman. Teacher. Musician. Alleswisser-Besserwisser. Living in Kyiv since 2010.

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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Independence Day Parade, a great display of what a modern military actually looks like. putin and Trump can kiss our ass 😁🔥
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Really quick, on who he is: he was commanding this little BMP-2 in Maryupol in 2014 when 85% of officers and half the world froze in shock 🫡😁 Mister President - Christmas came early, thanks for the present.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🔥🔥🔥 excellent choice 🫡🫡🫡 Good exit from a lousy situation. Would be better not to get into this BS in the first place. But nevertheless.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fixed it.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's funny how people almost always assume the future is "what we have now, but more"..
zp-from_broken-age_review-Yahtzee
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If our left-right split and the military goes 50/50 again: start digging the freaking trenches 😁
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They're trying to say "thank goodness Iran doesn't have those just yet"? militarnyi.com/wp-content/u...
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh, and I enjoy 20th century visual propaganda as much as the next guy. But if you’re going to post a picture of the rusky Führer (Вождь), whose mummified remains are still on public display, at least use this one instead.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
hey sorry, what happens if I click here? I don't like the look of this icon 😁
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nay mercy shall be granted unto them; they muste beare the burden of alle theire dedes, and answere for eche accioun wrought by theire handes.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"Rubio called Zelensky a liar, who should we believe?" My insight: your safest bet is to believe the person who is wearing shoes that fit.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What a sweetheart🫶 Fucking western snowflakes.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Try something that has complex context built in. Like say: a computer keyboard. Most models will fail at generating a static image - adding movement is not realistic with current implementation. Take a look and I urge you to try it yourself.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
..6..5..4..
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ternopyl, Ukraine. Hey alt-conservative Yankees: Tell me again about how ruskies are "protecting Christian and family values".
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If it turns out, that 40%(very optimistic) of worker productivity increase is not enough to cover 3000% of expected financial growth - we will be fucked like it's 1999
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Sorry, this is an idiotic post. That's a mobile fire group (better than trying to hit a subsonic wing with F35 while putting the pilots in danger of hitting debris btw) and the swamp is the only place that is still adequately protected. Here's a recent OSINT analysis on a map.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Everyone is pretty snappy and annoyed in Kyiv today. Actually a big deal, this does not seem to be an especially unusual air raid night.. but it hit most people hard. Don't know why. I'm staying positive, but my positivity-juice is almost empty 😁
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
WHAT!? Is that a neck beard I see one on one of the nerds!?!?! Scrap the whole project! We'll just send in Hegseth with a bayonet after those pesky drones.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I wonder.. Whatever happened to this beer? It used to be quite popular in Ukraine. Haven't seen it for a while.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
On the other hand.. does the Donald have a portrait like this on his gold-plated bathroom wall? Cmon "party of Lincoln". You are not a true banana republic until you do! kor.ill.in.ua/m/610x0/1359...
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Surprisingly, there are only 2 versions to choose from @darthputinkgb.bsky.social
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
So, my intuition was right 🤣 It isn't.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"in two years" #UkrainianMemes Invest wisely.
In two years
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"The Ukrainians must be looking at NATO and shaking their heads in disbelief." We are posting memes and if anything are surprised about how strong the reaction has been. It has been more than some suit being "deeply concerned" on TV and Twitter, which is all one would normally expect.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ukrainian memes in light of another border block by certain Polish goups.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh, my bad.. here's the answer from the US of A.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The Communist Politburo is sending a message. Too bad there is no one in the US or EU to receive or give a firm answer. This century is going to suuuuck ...
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
They've killed a lot of people including former allies, expended a lot of blood and resources, sacrificed a lot over decades and all of this.. to get a new Politburo, but this time one that's not from moskau, but from Beijing 🤣
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Happy Independence Day 🫡
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
August 24, 1991 the Verkhovna Rada of the Ukrainian SSR convened an extraordinary session, where the MPs adopted the Act of Declaration of Independence of Ukraine, re-establishing the full independence of Ukraine (321 ayes, 2 nays, and 6 abstentions, out of 360 attendants).
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Альо шеф!? Шеф! Всьо пропало! Параход уходит, гипс снимают!!
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Expectations. Reality.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Wow. I do forget sometimes, that the US used to be a serious country. RIP
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Anybody with any experience being in Soviet/rusky armed forces can attest, that reports coming directly up the chain of command are meaningless. Best illustrated with the classic soviet joke:
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Good boy.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Ukrainian memes right now 😆
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Ahahaha 😂 lol
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I am confident, that we won't experience the notorious "Afghan Syndrome", or "Vietnam Syndrome" problems after the war. PTSD is a challenge, but this kind of war won't let affected people feel abandoned and I firmly believe that this matters. Ruskies on the other hand experience problems already.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Here you go. Fix it and feel free to ask concrete questions. After it's fixed I am open to other questions that you may have. Little tip: If you have problems with a language, like English in this case, use chat gpt.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's memed "все не так однозначно" in the original russian. Which is BS. It actually is "simple". Democracies are democracies. Regimes are regimes.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Ex-head of Ternopil Council Holovko sentenced to 9 years in prison with property seizure for a ₴2M bribe. He fainted during the verdict. You better start believing there will be consequences! This is a strong step forward in the fight against corruption 💪
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Let me guess, without food and fuel, but with parade uniforms and flags? @darthputinkgb.bsky.social did you give Trump some tips on deployments during your last call?
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Our civilian warning systems were not as sophisticated even a year ago. It is very convenient to know what protocol to engage. Getting down to the underground parking "just in case" sucks 😁
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Nice!!! 🔥
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The truck went underwater near Zhytomir and quietly made its way to Crimea.
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Батя я стараюсь
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Javanse @javanse.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
He knows. We know. My neighbors tiny ass dumb and perpetually happy dog knows. Everyone knows and realizes, you dumb fuck, sir. The question is, why do you think it helps you in any way to admit that YOU KNOW? #trump
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