Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 10/06/2026[reading NYC subway ads] My payroll global My AI's agentic My job done in one click Knicks in 6 000
Reposted by Michael HurwitzRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/02/2026He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason 8554971015
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Not enjoying how now TV shows do a flashback episode where the characters look visibly younger and more naive and it's in 2019 000
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I don't know that I've ever seen anything as naive, myopic or full of cognitive dissonance as this post on r/conservative 081
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 17/10/2025@yourmandevine.bsky.social seems like he's got Cuomo on his hip and is going downhill 020
Reposted by Michael HurwitzDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all. 172122742175
Reposted by Michael HurwitzErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 04/04/2025Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing. 187292475407
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 27/02/2025@bigwos.bsky.social you boys should know this is bringing a lot of joy in these suboptimal-ass times. Thanks big fella 160
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Apple TV+ hit show formula: -One word title starting w 'S' -Animated opening credits -90s comedy legend as creator -2000s comedy mainstay as male lead -Protagonist who uses work (including sleeping with his tall beautiful colleague) to get over losing his Asian wife in a car accident 010
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Is Cooper Flagg only in ads now bc he just turned 18 a month or two ago lol 020
Reposted by Michael HurwitzPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2025As a Flight of The Conchords fan this is disappontingnewyorker.comWas Jeanne Calment the Oldest Person Who Ever Lived—or a Fraud?Some researchers have cast doubt on the record of the celebrated supercentenarian. 184527
Michael Hurwitz @jaunxpatrol.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The irony of the Hawks being an interesting team during the one year we don't get any Zach Lowe #cacaw 040
Reposted by Michael HurwitzRobert McDonald @lacanmunist.bsky.social · 06/12/2024talk about a silent majority 071
Reposted by Michael HurwitzChris Thompson @christhompson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024[pointing at a male cow, European-ly] Thatisse Mybulle 1149943