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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd

@jaunedoa.bsky.social
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CAUTION: This person wants to SCREAM about US politics ALL. THE. TIME. Do NOT get them started unless you have free time. And earplugs. Otherwise, they're friendly AF. 💖 Call me He/Him/She/Her/They/Them•AL•Ishmael•Surely•Anytime•Friend

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Friday Truck Selfie
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least you finished it
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Aquarius Solrac @aquariussolrac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve Got A Taste For Terror…🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take it up a notch: *Semi-Obscure movies/shows only* Like there's a small but awesome fandom out there but 98% of ppl don't know about it. You shout out a line and all the INTERESTING people get it 😉 Spoilers in thread 😆
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take it up a notch: *Semi-Obscure movies/shows only* Like there's a small but awesome fandom out there but 98% of ppl don't know about it. You shout out a line and all the INTERESTING people get it 😉
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHY THE FUK do people wanna err on the side of caution for the possible CRIMINAL?? Listen to victims. They don't expose themselves to this kind of h8te and threats of violence for funsies. A *tiny* fraction of reports are false, but without listening you'll never know. I'M SO FUKKIN TIRED OF THIS!
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Mah kid mah choice! If'n I wanna raise mah boy to be a sex p3rvert I'mma do that. An I'll raise m'daughter to keep quiet an respec her mayn no matter whut!" ~MAGA
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd even go far as to say transgender women (If born with "outdoor plumbing" and increased levels of testosterone) make restrooms MORE SAFE prior to full physical transformation. They care about protecting women because they ARE WOMEN. Anti-trans freaks would vote to put gen1tal scans on the doors.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay! Now child marriage under 18 is permitted in "just" 32 states with parental consent, judicial approval, or pregnancy. Or money. 🤢🤮🤬
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
##BitchMcConnel filibustering Death. youtube.com/shorts/Z8U-0...
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meeting of Centrist Democrats Ahahahahaaaaa 🤣 By #AlecWithPen youtube.com/shorts/j5bXS...
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FALSE. What these Republicans *actually* do best is keeping others from doing *anything productive.* 🤬
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2:32 "Well, just "look into their eyes. You can't. Because they're *vacant*" 😂😅🎉 "They'll make lots of promises for 5 years from now. But they'll be dead in 3 years, and they know it." youtu.be/nJ9TzhHRWyE?...
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Is Your Possum a Narcissist
YouTube video by MEpearl
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember the sound but wouldn't be able to hear it today without my 'aids 👵🧓🦻🦻
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My tummy and my head both hurt because the universe hates me right back
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen up, Sickos....don't let the assholes drag you down. #AEW
Thou shall not let low-vibin' sketchy-ass energy penetrate thy aura
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In my neighborhood nothing good happes during the rest of the day, either 😉 Fun fact: Leaving pepperoni on a Tesla Cybertruck for 12 hours will likely cause chemical staining and localized corrosion on the unpainted stainless steel panels. 🔴👏🔴👏🔴👏
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmm🤔 No, sir. I don't like it. Like he can't afford to spend his own fukkin ill-gotten gains.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't trust this because it makes me happy.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In Santa Cruz mtns SO MANY houses were built like this b4 building codes changed & they're allowed to stay that way as long as the stilts hold up. They go for less money because their "land" footprint is tiny. It's nearly impossible to get a loan to buy because banks and insurers aren't idi0ts.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another step forward! Too bad not signing legislation supporting trans citizens took us several steps back 😞 Newsom/his office needs to clarify whether HE plans to block extraditions, not talk about the ability of future govs retaining that right. I know he's avoiding the topic for political rea
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a result of people voting Red no matter who. I wish they'd pay the smallest amount of attention to the candidates. This is the reason McConnell and Chuck Grassley still have jobs :(
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait, Dems have a **STRATEGY??** YAYEEE!!
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm pretty goddamn happy to live in California. Newsom's a dik but does a lot of good things for us. He's on my sht list for some stuff but overall.. 👌 youtube.com/shorts/REVoQ...
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#musicchallenge #ofchorus #October Whazzzzaaaaup, GenX!!!! Jumping the gun here cause I'm certain to forget by Oct 1st lol youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY?...
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R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World
YouTube video by REMVEVO
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/Mx0NLGcL6pI?...
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CATS: The Butthole Cut
YouTube video by XVP Comedy
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Onion made me spit out my beverage once again! theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still looks more alive than #BitchMcConnel tho
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me as happy as much as it makes him mad 😆
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🧵Troy Jackson's allegations vs Susan Collins' (links to articles in thread) •J: A fight over woman (now his wife 20+ yrs) that ended with a $50 fine. She asserts there was never any physical assault on herself. •D: Corruption on a grand scale corroborated by man who confessed in detail🧵
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*DON'T*
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna make this a bumper sticker right fukkin now!! 😆
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*"Whelp, guess that means he lost the gun debate."* ~Stanzi Happy Kirkiversary to those who celebrate! Disclaimer: I'm not advocating for violence, but when it happens to people that support ch!ld mrder in support of their own 2A freedoms, I celebrate the resulting karma! youtube.com/shorts/Oig1A...
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanna see every show open with "We hereby extend an invitation to members of all political parties that would like to appear on our show. If they're funny." It's not their fault "the opposition" doesn't appear. The only one that ever accepted their offer is Mike "TheSh!ttyPillowGuy" Lindell.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forget Montezuma's curse & Taylor Farms Tummy Troubles - the TradWife's Revenge blows everything outta the water!
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No beef, just queef. Breaking News: "Queef burgers are now $5" This just in: "Buns contain toxic fungus. Now called "Crazy Bread." Now: Red states ban recreational consumption of QueefburgersTM
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm optomistic° Don't know if it'll work but California passed new, even harsher penalties for price gouging and set up a team to target companies that offend. If it works in one state it can work in others ❤️ °But it's possible the edibles I ate are doing the talking.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tangerine Palpatine **definitely** used Muskrat's anti-woke Grock AI for this sh1t. It wouldn't surprise me if this image I found was generated by Drumpf himself
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Funniest sht I've seen all day!
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rump: "Mine is wayyy bigger if you don't measure it."
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OMFG I was hoping this wasn't real!!! Here's the link. I try so hard not to get "triggered" because that's what they want, but JAFC this majes me FURIOUS! www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/
whitehouse.gov
Arcade
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Never underestimate the corporate Dems' ability to snatch defeat from the claws of victory. 🙄 so glad they aren't *all* weasels. I'll always vote anti-regressive, but I'm looking forward to a day when I can cast my vote enthusiastically for viable candidates that will replace the fossils. 😒
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Equal parts hilarious and infuriating 😀😡 Fun Fact: #POoTUS deleted most regulatory agencies by EO week 1. Only reason they still exist is courts ruled it unconstitutional. They cut staff that wouldn't sign a loyalty pledge and ordered them to reduce activity to a minimum. I h8 T's admin So Fn Much.
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
His 1st prompt: "GenZ is not lazy." Their response: "Kids these days, all they care about is the environment, they should yearn for the mines, don't tax the $ I have that you'll never be able to earn, me getting a gun w no license is more important than children's lives, blah, blah, blah."
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jubilee needs more accurate titles. This was actually "1st GenZ Member of Congress vs A Select Group of Boomers That Hate GenZ for Some Reason" I don't h8 Boomers, but I do h8 *these* Boomers. The video comments are pretty great, though! 😉
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Taylor Farms is a only a short drive away from me. Fingers crossed their experimental bio-weapons won't get me. I don't want to die from fecal hemorrhage or whatever tf they've got goin this week. 💀☠️🚽💩🥹 #TheDevilsLettuce #TaylorFarms
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Jaune DOA ☠️🥀💙🌊🗳Nov 3rd @jaunedoa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OMFG, you guys! Dems have a PLAN! They're bad at pushing the info out there, but *some* of them are busy doing great things! @raskin.house.gov @lofgren.house.gov @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-r...
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