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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Down in the mouth, senator Eric Schmitt returns to Missouri, hoping to lift his spirits and downplay his tarnished reputation by arranging to see the Blues home opener

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Step 1: Create a network of LLMs and Image Generators Step 2: Lobby congress for Kafkaesque roadblocks to adult websites Step 3: Convince the world data centers are a trillion dollar necessity Final step: Own a smut empire the likes of which Larry Flynt could never have dreamed of.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Down at the ol' general store, townfolk gather on the stoop after sundown, either resting a spell in a nice rocking chair, or circle 'round the pickle barrel for a game of checkers, all while listening to pop-country on Hank's bluetooth speaker.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Watch, Bilibili and OK.Ru are about to become the two most popular streaming sites in America

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Your reminder that fantasy films can look like literally anything, not just medeival Europe

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Heel not greeted as face as he steps on others. (reads that) ...There are many reasons I didn't major in journalism.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Crush my spirits why don't you, Stephen Wilson Jr. I thought you were the first (mainstream) musician to use the word "Dhampir" in a song. Turns out I was just hearing the lyrics to Hardwired wrong.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Crushed by corporate interests is the most inglorious way for a spider to die

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Uh-oh, my aunt* in Boulder is going to use this as leverage† to get me to visit. * pronounced like the insect † two syllables mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is something I've noticed with increasing frequency: Anyone can direct a bad movie. There are lots of reasons why things go south. Instead, a bad director is someone who makes a good movie and then spends the next decade making you feel like a fool for liking it so much.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Means, motive and opportunity are all right there for all to see. No doubts there. The question is instead, is crime illegal?

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

No bad thoughts tonight, but I did encounter two young girls playing a new variant of the Penis Game, except instead of saying "Penis" in increasingly louder volumes, they were saying "Elon Musk" Now that is more vulgar, longer, and wittier.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fear me, suburban America. I not only live in the city, I have opinions on car-centric infrastructure. Boogedy-boogedy-boogie!

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cavalier types will be quick to excuse themselves with claims like "it's not a perfect solution" or "we need to address the root causes of the issue" But really, these guys will never help their communities because they have no community. The closest thing they had was Little St James.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Renegade Magic 8-Ball answers: "You know damn well what you should do." "Oh gee, maybe try being an adult?" "I don't know, did you even try finding out youself?" "I'm a damn toy. I'm sold next to Slinkys." "Oooh, Magic 8-Ball! Meemeee mee mee mee. That's what you sound like."

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Steer half the people towards the inappropriate relation, steer the other half towards her clearly toting around a diaper bag. Make it so defenders never know which argument to be focusing on.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Clear takeaways: - All art is a labor of love - Always challenge yourself - Children deserve quality media Lesser takeaways: - The 1950s were a really boring time to be a kid - Publishers will always screw you - Don't write a book about novelty food. You will have to eat it forever.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A small percent of you are still on Xitter for whatever reason, and you do you, but god damn, stop screenshotting the most vile takes and posting them over here. I don't want to see them. That's why I left. Your caption 'Look at this fucking asshole' is not as transformative as you think it is.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

(Tournament announcer voice) In this corner! The youth of America! Who decide what trends live and die with their disposal income and influence as they enter the work force! And in this corner! Billionaires! Who have burnt their goodwill, survive on bailouts, & haven't had a good idea in 15 years!

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A phrase does not exist for the fear someone is assaulting you with firecrackers only to be immediately releaved and simultaneously perplexed by the revelation someone is playing with a bullwhip. #WNBR

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Tournament of all the things from the past decade we thought were jokes that turned out to be deathly serious: this doesn't even make the quarter-finals. It gets knocked out alongside La La Land's BP Oscar.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A cynical me thought for a moment this would just lead to more unboxing haul and AI meme TikToks. But then I realized: What would TikTok look like if creators made videos they actually wanted to make because maximum engagement wasn't a financial imperative?

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Tournament: Something that abhors ties Tourniquet: Something that must be tied We can therefore deduce Mentors are people who give up, and Quettors are very determined.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Of all the things I miss from the pre-slop internet, it was the impetus of people to write things out when no one else had, especially when they were really bad at writing.

Segment from the Wizard of Oz wiki, detailing the character "The Coroner of Munchkinland."

The very stock character is not described in any detail, mostly as none actually exists. Instead, the page mentions who was standing next to the character when he was onscreen, transcribes the entirety of his dialog, and comments that he overall has very little bearing on the movie as a whole.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

(lies back in easy chair, resting a cool towel over my eyes) I can't believe we're doing "you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty" again.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Offer me whatever cope you want concerning Binface/Farage, I've seen what happens when you have an election between an open Fascist who's already shit the bed and literally anybody else. It's not going to go the way you're wanting it to.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Me: Still me: Pierre Coffin: The Minions were never implicated for crimes against humanity at Nuremberg

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Solutions? I mean, apart from permanently shutting down the nation's power grid? Well, historically, our nation trying to fix its rot from the outside in doesn't work (prohibition, war on drugs, etc). Sadly, it's going to get worse before it gets better.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Offer a suggestion like this? You're revealing more than you think. Five bucks says this guy watched Ace Ventura or Austin Powers for the first time in twenty years and with all the hype and fanfare removed, realized they were just above average.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Me visiting the reflecting pool

Newt, standing chest deep in water, unknowingly seiged by a xenomorph.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Alternatives to today's doomscroll: - Read Klara and The Sun - Listen to the audiobook of Klara and The Sun - Watch the trailer for the adaptation of Klara and The Sun, which makes some choices, but I'm still optimistic about - Debate whether it should be "Klara and The Sun" or "Klara and the Sun"

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

And I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free...

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I liken it to the Curies and their experiments with radium. They really didn't know the dangers of something so toxic until they were already dying from it.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Decline of the American empire notwithstanding, I'm really bummed that the hopes of a better future are reliant on both how hard a crowd is going to boo somebody, and how poorly the target is going to take it. This is our Great Dictator moment?

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It's not escaped my eye that the Scary Movie advertisements make zero acknowledgement of the movie Him

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The 'rents were cleaning out their basement, and they found a burnt CD I made shortly after my 15th birthday. My handwriting has not improved since then.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

End over end, tumbling down a staircase, over and over, Democrats keep thinking a well-timed dunk on social media is both an effective longterm strategy and capable of moving the needle.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Of all the millions of "What jokes didn't you get as a kid?" threads that populate the internet, I've yet to see one that mentions the Pinky and the Brain Godzilla parody that features repeated, poorly-integrated cameos from Raymond Burr, parodying the 1956 Americanization of the original film.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The one time I subscribed to Paramount+ was to watch the new Top Gun and Jackass movies. After I saw them, I looked around the site, and wow they had nothing. I don't mean nothing interesting, I mean vast, cavernous deficits. I wound up watching I Love Lucy reruns until the month was over.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

World keeps spinning, sun keeps shining, Republicans keep calling themselves the party of small government and advocates for the free market of ideas

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

As much as I detest underclassmen using AI, I at least understand it. They're lazy, they have no investment, they're looking for a shortcut. Seeing honest-to-God researchers who don't want to read, learn and discover in their chosen fields? What are we even doing?

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We need to think about GenAI the same way we think about ClipArt. Originally, a novelty. It allowed early adopters of personal computers to experiment with graphic design, which was practically and technically closed off to them.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Know me better: I was somewhat obsessed with Mensa in middle school. Maybe it was the idea of hobnobbing with intellectual giants, maybe it was validation for the nerdy kid. But eventually I just lost interest. The group seemed pointless and a bit lame. I was in middle school.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

It has been a hot minute since I've used my film school education for something besides helping my brother win his office Oscar pool

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The Evolution of the Movie Musical

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

It's not just me who, every day, spirals into an apoplectic state after reading the news, complete with contorted hands and threatening gestures that makes coworkers audibly question if we're okay. Is it?

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The final stages of a new project; where you're so proud of what you've created, you ruefully know nobody else is going to meaningfully engage, and you live in fear how you're going to trip and fall and wreck it all steps away from the finish line.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

End this stupid trend of bringing back popular villains from the dead. Palpatine fell down a giant shaft, Darth Maul was sliced in half, Boba Fett was eaten by the Sarlacc. None of them survived; any argument otherwise is advanced fanon.

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Jasper J. Jaspers @jaspers47.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

The thing that bothers me but I can't complain about, people who say "The 1900s" when they mean the 20th Century I get that it's a gibe, kids are trying to pester the adults like all kids do But when I'm trying to research things from 1900-1909? Y'all have made things unnecessarily difficult

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