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Jason

@jasonthinks.bsky.social
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Amateur cook, professional game dev, full time idiot Author of The Starmark: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSLZHL4V

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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Today is the 30th anniversary of one of the greatest strategy games of all time. Say "Happy Birthday to Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War" below or Anna might raise her prices on you. #fireemblem #Nintendo
Cover art for Fire Emblem 4. It depicts a a character named Seliph wearing a blue outfit and wielding a sword.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Kash Patel’s feelings got hurt, so now he’s suing for $250 million. The Atlantic published a story last week citing more than two dozen sources alleging that the FBI Director has been showing up drunk, missing meetings,
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What day is it? The Internet won't tell me. Literally zero references or jokes about it today. So weird.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You have to sue the shit out of them so this is no longer profitable. The only language these ghouls speak is money.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"I knowingly signed up to work at Super Mega Murder Villain Inc to make baby killing software, and I'm proud to work here, but maybe we took it a little too far with actual killing babies, ya know?"
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
That feeling when you have a great session and your players are still thinking about it the next day? Inject that shit straight into my veins. This is why I play #TTRPG games.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Filled out a survey for the @democrats.org and I needed to be very clear about their request for a donation and why I'm withholding my dollars. I will donate to individual candidates, but the party that refuses to endorse Mamdani doesn't get my money.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
#Superman was basically perfect. Hopeful. Joyful. Playful. Clark was perfectly cast. Lois was perfectly cast. Lex was perfectly cast. I don't want to spoil anything here but if this is what James Gunn has planned for DC, then we have an incredible decade of films ahead of us.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
A hike in the morning and a protest in the afternoon. That's how we do it in the PNW
An alpine lake, boulders, and a manA man at a protest holding a sign against fascism
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
DS9 is the best Star Trek
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Avatar was great, but if it wasn't a Nickelodeon show, they could have improved it by letting Toph say fuck.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/05/2025
it's just too bad we will never solve the impenetrable mystery of who made grok obsessed with south african white genocide theory at 3:15 am
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
transphobes go to the shadow realm
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Never wanted to be one of those angry sports dads that yells and coaches from the stands. Thought I avoided that particular fatherhood trope. But watching my son play Smash Bros online is really testing my resolve.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
A good Fortnite season has good mobility and high lethality. Last season had shocks, bats, and the rocket drill and some crazy good guns. Very fun. The new Star Wars season started really slow and I'm hoping the next update adds some mobility back into the game so you can push effectively.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the Fourth Be With You #starwars
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Hey so #Thunderbolts was actually really good. I'm hopeful that Marvel might actually be back?
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Happy April 30th to all who observe this holy day for millennials
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I think getting a SNES was my most exciting Christmas morning ever. Video games that looked like cartoons seemed so incredible.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I... play... right field! It's important you know 🎶🎵
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If you think fertilized eggs have rights but 2-year-old US citizens with cancer don’t, stop pretending your concerns are “the children.”
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Friendly Neighborhood Big Cat @loskemps1.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today is the 35th anniversary of #FireEmblem and tomorrow is the 20th anniversary or Path of Radiance, the FE game that introduced Ike, my favorite protagonist in the series. Every body clap.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
So #DaredevilBornAgain is a show about a convicted criminal who masquerades as a businessman being elected, putting sycophants in positions of power, empowering law enforcement to kidnap & murder without due process, intimidating the press, and declaring the people who check his power public enemies
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is valid, but some of them aren't stupid so much as they're racist, misogynist, or generally hateful. The last time I invested time in a discussion with one, they eventually admitted they just don't think "certain groups" should be allowed to vote.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The new Donkey Kong game looks super fun, but the DK redesign is cheeks. They made him look like Seth Rogan sounds. #switch2 #nintendo
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/04/2025
A message to our followers.
A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry.

Text:

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke. 

Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities.

This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future.

To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down.

Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Hey @drpepperofficial.bsky.social what's the word on Creamy Coconut coming back this summer? Last year you only did one shipment of your "summer" flavor in May and then it was gone. Are we actually going to have some available in the summer this year?
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Jo Miles @jomiles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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Allison F @ablington.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
yes
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Do not use Grok or Chat GPT or AI art tools. It's important. I know they were funny to clown around with when they first arrived, but now we know more about what purpose they serve. If you are serious about the threat you think they pose, do not use them even for ironic reasons
“This is the weapon of the enemy,” says Batman in The Dark Knight Returns comic while breaking a gun in half. “We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I realized today that I've been friends with some of my Smash Bros tournament friends for over twenty years. Sometimes I think making games for a living is kinda frivolous, but seeing how they connect people and create meaningful relationships corrects that. What we do really matters. #gamedev
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
every time some millennial complains about skibido toilet, i wanna shake em and scream, “bitch! your spoon is too big! somebody set you up the bomb! do you have stairs in your house?”
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Saw a man get absolutely destroyed by the D&D subreddit today. He posted to complain all his players bailed on him to play w/another DM. Someone pointed out his post history was full of right wing bigotry & maybe that was his problem. He doubled down in the comments until the mods deleted the thread
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/03/2025
Since this happened in my replies again: Israel is committing genocide, violent occupation, and violent apartheid. Not "the Jews". The Jewish people are to Zionist terrorism what Muslims are to ISIS terrorism: there just happens to be a murdering extremist group among good people. Don't conflate 'm.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
More of this. Not just in gaming but in every facet in life. I have no time for bigots and neither should you.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
It's understandable that many devs are apprehensive about going to #GDC given the current state of America. I just wish y'all could express that without calling SF a shithole and making fun of the homeless. SF has problems because capitalism won, not because poor people exist.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Me earlier this week: BlueSky is so much better than Twitter. I hope it lasts. Me today: - Sees ableist post about bipolar disorder in my feed - Gets two new followers who are both bots - dril gets an "intolerance" strike for a joke about US-Israel relations Uh-oh...
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Hey @senatedemocrats.bsky.social no appeasement. Do not pass their funding bills until Trump, Musk, and their cronies are reigned in. Play hardball or else our democracy crumbles.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
#Tesla stock is going to continue to crater. It's a $15 stock at best. Sell now or lose your shirt when the market actually normalizes against Tesla's actual revenues and not blind hype.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Seattle is a pretty cool city tbh
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am cosmos @amcosmos.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I get really irked when I see people post “indies will save us” or “the laid off devs should go indie” THERE IS NO MONEY publishers are cancelling contracts, angel investors/venture capital don’t want small returns. I think they mean hobbyists with a day job working doubletime & that is a rough ask
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I know we all want to dunk on these fascist morons, but a simple email rule that filters out any non .gov email address will make this kind of "resistance" pointless. Use the time you would have spent on writing an angry email to help a marginalized person in need or just go donate to the ACLU.
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Jason @jasonthinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
After a couple weekends of research and note-taking, I broke the story on my next #novel today. I think I'll be able to outline it over the next week and then finally start #writing again in March. Feelsgoodman.gif #author #indiebooks
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a man wearing headphones is asking if it just makes him feel good
ALT: a man wearing headphones is asking if it just makes him feel good
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