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Jason Ross

@jasonross42.bsky.social
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family law detroit sports boy dad x 3

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
had a dream that they broadcasted an MLB Playoffs Slapcast which was a feed of two guys in lawn chairs watching the game on a little outdoor tv and slapping their knees (or even each other’s) when interesting stuff happened. after a homer people would tweet like “I bet slapcast is going crazy”
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
he's right about the 'injecting' part
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
months behind? 70k?? RESTAURANT TAB???
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you button-hooked me! i didn't know you were gonna button-hook me
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“there’s groups on the left that have, you know, long worked and pushed to weaponize the FCC’s license renewal process” he says while weaponizing the FCC against ABC and Disney over a Jimmy Kimmel joke
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
so if I have a problem with Israel committing war crimes, I hate all Jews? how so?
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ah yes, the old "find it yourself" defense oh and a quick look at your prior posts told me you're extremely unlikely to be Muslim, so I'm not sure how my assumption is racist
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
don't fall for the AIPAC trap that any criticism of Israel as a nation is equivalent to hatred of Jews
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
unless you can provide a single example of him "preaching hate" I will assume you're just projecting because he's Muslim, which is racist as hell
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
before I had kids I heard horror stories about parents not understanding common core... when my oldest started school and I finally saw it, I was like "holy shit this is how I've been doing math in my head my whole life"
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am a terrible teacher of things that come naturally to me, simply because I cannot convey to someone else how to understand it
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Bar crowd: Sing us a song you're the piano man, sing us a song tonight Piano man: Yeah I'm the piano man not the fucking sing a song man they are different skills
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
he's not even 'living it up' he seems genuinely fucking miserable all the time
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Derrick Coleman declined his Mobile Sports Hall of Fame induction, saying he could not accept the honor while Black voters face diminished representation under newly approved congressional maps. “We cannot settle for silence,” Coleman said.
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i think it's telling that the billionaire class is almost exclusively made up of the same personality type -- sociopathic narcissists who lack even a modicum of empathy or compassion for their fellow humans
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
we need to keep talking about how fucking weird these people are
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
completely agree, here's mine from last night
mis en plase for grilling
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
if impeachment is tacit approval, wouldn't that make their current approach explicit approval? jfc
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Those sound like "restrictions" on birthright citizenship in the UK, which would make this map accurate.
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
frog and toad catching some completely unnecessary strays here... not cool
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Melania wearing a jacket that says "I really don't care do u?"
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Family Guy: Problem Drinker or African American Haberdasher
YouTube video by Ben Simon a.k.a. Cartoon Man Central
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
wtf is this cursed graphic
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
feels more like I've been shoved down a mountain
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
what you have consistently *said* and what you have consistently *done* are two very different things
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
the cruelty, once again, is quite obviously the point otherwise why even gather the children in the gym no hell is hot enough for these malignant cretins
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
treating everything like a zero-sum game must be exhausting (in addition to being extremely wrong-headed)
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
seriously, gimme these guys, this would fucking RULE
youtube.com
The HU - Yuve Yuve Yu (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The HU
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
don't threaten me with a good time
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
just straight up admitting that none of them know a lick of spanish (or even anyone who does)
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
wait I thought we were only deporting violent criminals, why are murderers and drug dealers affecting the jobs report
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
he's not even correct about the bridge, which is jointly owned by Canada and Michigan
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
but speaking truth to power gets you called a "loser" by the thinnest-skinned man alive
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
nothing he said was remotely controversial; much of this administration's policies are deeply unpopular both at home and abroad
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the discourse around Hunter Hess and his comments lay bare the fact that this is a cult and only blind fealty to the orange leader is acceptable
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
this seems like a prime streisand effect candidate
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this is like telling an abused woman "don't give him a reason to hit you" victim blaming shit PS the abusers always find a reason to abuse their victims
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
oh, THAT'S why he was rambling about dominion today he can't even help himself. every single accusation is a confession
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
threatening violence over not being given a [checks notes] peace prize
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
this mom had never protested before, but this incident has *inspired her* to join the demonstrations her baby almost died at the hands of ICE goons and she is ready to take to the streets against them now regular people do NOT like this shit
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ICE Attack on Car Full of Kids Leaves Six-Month-Old Unconscious
ICE’s brutal crackdown on Minnesota is growing more terrifying each day.
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
it's the new "virtue signaling" they are so brain-rotted that they cannot comprehend anyone actually giving a shit for another human being
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
it was a bruise, y'all
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
every. republican. accusation. is. a. confession.
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
this stupid-ass take is so disingenuous. like, of course there wouldn't be protests, because the shooter would be in jail right now facing murder charges also, what an incredible display of *theoretical* whataboutism... bUt WhAt If ThE sHoOtEr HaD bEeN aN iMmIgRaNt
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Jason Ross @jasonross42.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"The Court’s thinly veiled threat to use attorney discipline to cudgel the Executive Branch into conforming its legal position in all criminal prosecutions to the views of a single district judge is a gross abuse of power and an affront to the separation of powers." jesus h. tapdancing christ
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