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Jason Maestas

@jasonmaestas.bsky.social
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SF Native. Former Twitch, Zynga. SJSU. My opinions are myopic.

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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We’re now living in the Jack Nicholson as the Joker world where most everyday products can kill you.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Amazing how the hydration break has made such a huge impact in tactics in this World Cup. England came out of the last break to play prevent defense and Argentina absolutely walked all over them the last 30 minutes
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So only the women are forced to step down in the most corrupt, unqualified cabinet in the history of the country. Let’s please speedrun the end of this regime.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m sure some anonymous account made a bunch of money on Polymarket after opening a position a few minutes before today’s ceasefire announcement.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Big congrats to Venezuela for doing the funniest possible thing and winning it all 🇻🇪
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
From a recent interaction with an AI reply generator, looks like AI has moved from overusing en dashes to overusing semi-colons 😆
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The whole point of National Lampoon’s Vacation is that the wood paneled station wagon sucked. “You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it.”
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Gio!
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Twitch folks: I’m building a MySpace style mini-site project with some new friends. Replace your Linktree with a web page you build in < 10 min with easy drag & drop widgets to add text, pics, YouTube videos, music! Hit me up if you’re interested and want to reserve your name. qensa.com
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Earthquake in SF area
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
🤬
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
SF earthquake yay
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Screw Hulu for cutting off the Oscars broadcast before Best Actress and Beat Picture
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I sent “botto most” in work Slack this morning and I can’t edit or delete it. 😭
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Dropped Amazon and Target for Costco and local businesses.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
So we’re openly a transnational mafia state now. Everything is a shakedown when you’re a wannabe despot.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Seems we’re up to 3 now?
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Earthquake in SF?
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
TIL Texas is the land of unbiased opinion. 🙄
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“USGS says that a preliminary magnitude 6.0 earthquake has hit Northern California in Humboldt County. A tsunami warning has been issued by the NWS." abc7news.com/post/norther...
abc7news.com
Preliminary magnitude 6.0 earthquake strikes Humboldt County, USGS reports; tsunami warning issued
USGS says that a preliminary magnitude 6.0 earthquake has hit Northern California in Humboldt County. A tsunami warning was issued.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spotify Wrapped: First impression - really seems like most of this was AI driven. Lack of personality. Made up genres. Lackluster analysis.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
@puzzmo.com 3rd day in a row ads preventing play (chrome browser on iPhone)
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
4th quarter of Dallas v Washington was bonkers
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Balatro be calling me
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a close up of a man 's face in a dark room with the website yogico.com visible in the corner .
Alt: A GIF of Chris Rock as Pookie from New Jack City saying “it just be calling me”
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@puzzmo.com ad rolls not finishing across multiple games, preventing play
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 08/11/2024
A third-party developer just built a tool today that lets you convert a starter pack to a list:
nws-bot.us
Convert BSky Starter Pack to List
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s amazing how much money you can make on a terrible boxing exhibition. Somehow they allowed a 58 year old in the ring with a 27yo, so this lame outcome is not surprising. 🤦‍♂️
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tyson looks every bit a 50+ year old man. And now he’s wobbled..
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
First sign of winter. Time to put up the Xmas tree.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Enjoying this new no-Twitter life.
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Jason Maestas @jasonmaestas.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
The number of ads on Instagram is just obscene. But with how targeted and polished the experience is, it seems so much more pleasant than pretty much any other internet ad experience.
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