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Jason Fanhees

@jasonfanelli.com
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“He’s alright.” - @lotrlore.bsky.social Voted #1 Jason Of All Time by Game Mess Decides. Freelance games writer, bylines @ GameSpot, Rolling Stone, MMORPG, and more. Steph’s husband, Olivia and Charlotte’s dad. Contact: jason@jasonfanelli.com.

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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 13m
Wasn’t in Florida five minutes and got hit with the three letters
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 1h
All yours!
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 1h
If you declare attackers with no blocks while eating that, are you then dealing naan-combat damage?
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Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · 5h
please read the horribly-titled article before you get angry, folks. "generation" here is used as in "time period/era", and it seems like the "generative AI" we all know and hate isn't actually talked about whatsoever
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 12h
What the hell were they thinking, man?
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 13h
Oregano here
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Cody Gravelle @minustempo.bsky.social · 21h
a lot of the people arguing that AI is conscious don't even meet that definition themselves
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MTG Salvation @mtgsalvation.bsky.social · 20h
Deck Tech - Oops, Mostly Jaces www.mtgsalvation.com/articles/fea...
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 21h
Next weekend is New York Comic-Con, and I'll be up in NYC for the day on Friday the 9th. This is my schedule, so if you see a Fanelli-shaped object speeding by you on foot or driving past you in an Uber at any point, wave hello, I will wave back! (My feet hurt already lol.)
Drive up from Philly, park in a garage (hoping to be in the city by 830 AM at latest)
Walk from garage to Off-Site Appointment 1
Off-Site Appointment 1 9-1
Uber to Off-Site Appointment 2
Off-Site Appointment 2 1:45-2:45
Uber to Off-Site Appointment 3
Off-Site Appointment 3 4-5
Try to get back to Javits to speedrun the show floor before it closes at 6
Walk from Javits back to Off-Site Appointment 1 location
Off-Site Appointment 1 Expansion Pack 6:30
Walk back to Javits
Magic: The Gathering panel at Javits 7:45-8:45
Back in the car to drive home to Philly by 9PM
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 21h
If you think AI has consciousness, you are just a stupid person. It’s not more complicated or nuanced that that. I don’t know what to tell you.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 22h
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 02/10/2026
Galactic Racer has cracked open the racing genre with its structure. The roguelite elements give you a million reasons to keep learning the intricate mechanics that encourage you to keep your speeder on the edge. giantbomb.com/reviews/star...
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Star Wars: Galactic Racer Review | Giant Bomb
Now, this is podra-- (Ed. note: I killed the reviewer before he could finish this)
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
Well they’ve likely got more time than usual to figure it out! Wa-hey!
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
I’ll add the caveat that one of the things I love most about the Phils is watching games with my wife. With all of life’s chaos, and “just us” time at a premium, sitting next to Steph and watching baseball from April to now grounds me. I’ll miss it. Flyers are already 0-2…maybe Lebron can help.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson: It's A Date!
ALT: Homer Simpson: It's A Date!
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
Oh piss off Garrett 😂😂😂
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
In two years*
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
What stings most about this isn’t the playoff loss, I’m very used to that, it’s the fact that because of the impending Millionaire vs Billionaire Baseball Civil War, I likely won’t see this team on a diamond again until 2028. That blows.
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Nick Santangelo @sicknantangelo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing that both the "they have to start Wheeler" and the "they have to start Nola" contingents were both completely wrong. Looks like it won't matter anyway, though, because the offense isn't going to do anything, and it's really tough to win 0-0.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
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Homer Simpson Fudge Meme
ALT: Homer Simpson Fudge Meme
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Manda Farough @ GCAP, MIGW, PAX Aus | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 02/10/2026
Y’all know that it actually is very easy not to commit sexual violence, right? Like, it’s the easiest thing in the world to respect consent and only accept an enthusiastic yes. I’ve been teaching my own kids — three daughters and a son — this for many, many years. It’s NOT HARD.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson's Road Rage
ALT: Homer Simpson's Road Rage
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday kiddo!
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Me 90 minutes before a do-or-die Phillies game: youtu.be/IgXR7dEBrok
youtu.be
Thai Dyed Suicide - Bundle Of Nerves
YouTube video by Archives Of Records
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ashley bardhan @ashleybardhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
today was my first day being OFFICIALLY laid off, and my first @gamespot.com byline.... what a coincidence! 🦋 www.gamespot.com/articles/sil...
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Silent Hill-Like Uses Phones To Parry, Because Even Anime Girls Know Tech Is A Weapon
Signal Veil trades steel pipes for flip phones
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s not like i have 300k followers or anything, but any woman working in game journalism or an adjacent field, please reply to this with something you worked on recently that you’re proud of and i’ll repost it. feel free to include cash’pp/payp’l/v’nmo links.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Don’t let their illiteracy get to you. You wrote the story the right way. Also, I am so sorry you had to go through that trauma again. You’re a good dude, Ken.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
The lack of media literacy continues to make me want to smash my face against a wall.
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Zack Zwiezen @zackzwiezen.com · 01/10/2026
This is going to come up, so uh: Websites have to be careful with what words they use and how they use them to avoid lawsuits. And to be accurate and fair in a situation.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
All the love in the world to the MinnMax crew.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
@giantbomb.com!
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
The Jason Schreier/Asha Sharma version of You Can See Everything is going to slap. (For the record, I don’t know if Schreier has her number, but he was the first name I thought of to be the Nathan Fielder in this joke.)
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Vertical Slice @verticalslicenews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fearless game industry reporting that serves you. Now loading...
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
In the dillo costume, I hope.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Until we meet again. #ThankYouPAC #AEWDynamite
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Mom and dad, can’t take full credit. I blew up balloons for the upstairs hallway and helped hang one banner, but Steph did the rest. Thank you for the compliment though, it is appreciated!
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow I wake up with an 8-year-old younger daughter and so to celebrate my house is covered in @mtgsecretlair.com propaganda
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Pop of the year
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
I am so sorry that happened to you, Ashley.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man. nothing but love to the aew crew tonight. cannot imagine trying to do this show.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
God damn right.
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Jordan @jordangb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it’s important to say that you are NEVER being an inconvenience complaining to a PR person at ANY event if someone/something is making you uncomfortable. In fact, your voice will be taken so seriously that I’d wager you’re helping someone you don’t even know in the future.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Holy shit that’s abhorrent
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Last thing I’ll say: If we are ever in the same place, and anyone or anything is making you feel uncomfortable, you find me. Whatever needs to be done to fix it, I’ll help you. Get you out of there, get THEM out of there, whatever. No one serves to be made to feel that way, ever.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
And to the countless women out there who have to have hidden traumas surface every time a story like this comes out, I am so sorry, and I wish more could have been done to protect you. You were failed, and I’m sorry.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
I like to think I associate with people incapable of things like this, but I don’t know what I don’t know. However, if I ever find out someone I associate with has done this, it’s over.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 01/10/2026
Hey this fucking sucks. Makes me sick.
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Jason Fanhees @jasonfanelli.com · 30/09/2026
Orion Kerkering could never.
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