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Jason Soreknees

@jasonchirevas.bsky.social
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Wordslinger — crime fiction from Fight Card Books and Wolfpack; westerns from Wolfpack and Dusty Saddle — ex-newspaperman; Letterboxd obsessed; Disney Parks nerd My books: amazon.com/author/jasonchirevas

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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 1h
For whatever reason he’s the only Doomsday figure that’s tempted me.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 19h
Well, that’s a first.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s incredible how much it’s regressed over the years.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Guy next to me at the Newark airport urinals took a call while pissing. Wasn’t an emergency, judging by how he answered or spoke. What’re we doing? What’s going on? Our flight’s delayed four hours and counting, btw.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It was on after I watched Sealab 2021.
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Frank Vatel @frankvatel312.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Morally gray Claude Rains is the greatest thing ever. But outright-bastard Claude Rains is pretty great, too. #TheUnsuspected #TheNoirCollective
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Citizen Screen @citizenscreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Birthday remembrance - Clarence Muse, actor/screenwriter/director/singer/composer #botd
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mario
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mark Zuckerberg would hate this movie if he was capable of emotion.
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A ★★★½ review of The Social Reckoning (2026)
The most infuriating scene in Aaron Sorkin’s THE SOCIAL RECKONING never happened. SPOILER ahead, I suppose. In a climactic scene, Mark Zuckerberg (Jeremy Strong) and top Facebook executives are piled ...
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the goal of a movie is to entertain, Plan 9 is light years away from being the worst movie ever. Wood was right to be proud.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On the set of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE w/ Paul Marco (Kelton the Cop), The Amazing Criswell (narrator), and writer/producer/director Edward D. Wood Jr. #BOTD. "He was so proud of it," Marco said. #FilmSky #EdWood
(L-R) Ed Wood, Criswell, Paul Marco
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Since they’re apparently obligated to have him on every year to make the same poor, put-upon white men jokes wrapped in a layer of genuine menace, just mail him a check at this time next year and he can stay in Rogan’s sauna. Btw, making light of Pete Hegseth, who belongs in supermax, isn’t funny.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was superhero movies in the 90s…except for BLADE.🕶️
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s not. But we accept it, and everything else he does, all day, every day, which is why he does it.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now, if they wanted to publicly execute Asmongold…
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Says Bingo!
ALT: Man Says Bingo!
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And they would have then if it was a gangster rapper being executed.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And they would have then if it was a gangster rapper being executed.
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are two types of people
Megatron saying: I suffered! Why shouldn’t they?

Optimus Prime saying; I suffered? Why should they?
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
…and he spent his life in the future, for that is where you and I will exist for the REST of our lives.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
…and he spent his life in the future, for that is where you and I will exist for the REST of our lives.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
…a bear in his apahhtment…
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m all for Daina, but it’s going to be a glorious day for mother Russia when they announce Col. Brekhov and the rest of these guys.
A comic book image of Col. Brekhov, Horrorshow, Schrage, Daina, and Stormavik of the Oktober Guard.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trooper looks like the updated body. Dewback looks the same, but it was pretty darn good the first time.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That will happen during his fourth term if we’re lucky.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d love to be dead wrong, Matt, but what are we going? The media capitulated for good the day he came back. There are no Democrats. No SCOTUS. No Justice Department. No military. The last No Kings was in March. Plus, he can’t afford to ever leave office. What then?
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s going on here is evil people control our country at every level and the rest of us sit here and let them do evil every day, all day with zero resistance.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m not sure what I think is worse; that he’ll throw the midterms out or that we’ll just take it like we’ve taken everything else. We don’t even bother with performative nothing like No Kings anymore…
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There will undoubtedly be PPV executions. They will be branded and hosted by podcasters. There will be after-party Kill Tony specials on Netflix.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s also intended to lay the groundwork for paying Trump to watch them.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yuuuuuuup
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only ones left who aren’t THE ENEMY! are snakes, that loon who types for him, and the late, great Gordon Jump.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Grab these if you’re on the fence. It’s a fantastic subline.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. That’s a Batman figure, all right. Better than Toddy already, obviously.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trask looks like my manager from Tower Video in 1992. RIP Fred.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not a bad Luke likeness.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As the leading lady of my second-favorite movie of all-time, I’ve always had a special place for Eva Marie Saint, who died today at 102. May she rest in peace.
Eva Marie Saint as Eve Kendall in Alfred Hitchcock’s NORTH BY NORTHWEST.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just found out the hard way @lordsteerpike.bsky.social has me blocked and, for the life of me, I can’t think of why. We were friendly here. Now I’m sitting here wracking my brain as to what I could have said or done. Crap. Sorry, Colin…
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t help but notice blonde Teela in three places — two with Charger — on the sketchbook Man-At-Arms box. Dare we hope…?
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or a classic Iron Man.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wake me when there’s a Nick Fury.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeez…
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.
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A ★★★★★ review of The Social Network (2010)
This movie, about the origins of Facebook — with director David Fincher and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin firing on all cylinders — is either very accurate or pretty accurate depending on whom you ask. So...
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, nerds. This was a gorgeous little subline. If you’re not onboard, you’re missing out.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not really a promotion, it’s them burning off the kits people would have gotten for renewing and signing up for 2027.
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, if he was a Democrat it would say it in the hed.
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Taffeta V. @taffetav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evergreen
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This makes me so happy, this is delightful.
S. Epatha Merkerson getting to sit in the cockpit of a plane because she was on Law & Order
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn’t see BBM until a few years ago. The sex scene between Angie and Shatner…😳
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Jason Soreknees @jasonchirevas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I worked at Tower Video at the time, and… …people insisted it was out on video for months before it was (“Yeah, well maybe YOU don’t have it…”) …a small but significant number of people called it “Jurasstick Park.”
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