Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 28/09/2026For several years now, I've been making my own smart-ass, mildly Grinchy Christmas cards for everyone on my mailing list. I've gotten compliments on how the recipients look forward to it each year. But I've used AI in some form each year since 2023 and I want to get off that crutch. 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/09/202610 years ago, I started a feature for @extralifeyyc.bsky.social's social media: Saturday Night Superfight. Inspired by the #Superfight card game, I created a ridiculous matchup and invited readers to vote & discuss. Since big movies are now often out the same day, I once came up with this. #Dunesday 110
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/09/202610 years ago I coloured my hair purple. We at @extralifeyyc.bsky.social lost a bet with our #Edmonton rivals, so I had to do go purple to honour @stollerykids.bsky.social. If we won, their social media person would've had to get their hair done blue, that's the Alberta Children's Hospital's colour. 042
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 18/09/2026I'm going to a screening of the 1986 animated #Transformers movie this afternoon. I'm going to go Unicron on the popcorn. 🍿 011
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 02/09/2026Police provided this photo of four known members of the Polka Dot Gang. Not shown is the gang’s mysterious leader, known only as “Polkaroo”. 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/08/2026@calgarytransit.com Why did you replace the bus stop signs for the #2 along 78 Avenue NW with signs that say "Future Bus Zone"? All bus service along that road will *end* before August 31, so shouldn't the signs say that instead? This is misinformation. 001
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 18/08/2026My Hallmark Christmas tree ornament for 2026. #LowerDecks 020
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 14/08/2026Got my Blizzard at DQ for #MiracleTreatDay to support the Alberta Children's Hospital! I tried the Mexican-style Hot Chocolate Made with ABUELITA™ Blizzard. You can taste the cinnamon! 121
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/07/2026@georgetakei.bsky.social I'll bet lots of other people sent you this today. 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 12/07/2026I took part in #PokemonGOFest2026 at a raid at Chinook Centre today. Me and my shiny Mega Blastoise helped take down Mewtwo! 120
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 09/07/2026"Dryden" Serge Lemoyne, 1975 www.mbam.qc.ca/en/oeuvres/3... 010
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 03/07/2026I thought of something silly and belated to do for #CanadaDay. I was going to rename all the Bidoofs and Bibarels I have in Pokémon Home and rename them after all 24 of Canada's Prime Ministers. Alas, I only have 14. But one's already named Justin. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... 030
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 02/07/2026Hey @playstation.com, here’s my full @evercade.co.uk cartridge collection. Boo. 👻 040
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 29/06/2026Dang it, you got me to set my PVR to record General Hospital. 120
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 25/06/2026What’s the point of adding a case to the shelf if it doesn’t have the disc? 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 21/06/2026I'm getting back into Pokémon GO. Here's some of my snaps. #GOSnapshot 051
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 16/06/2026Great, now I can never un-see it. Like the FedEx hidden arrow. 160
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 09/06/2026Saw this sign on the way to work this morning. Thought of #CowTools. 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 05/06/2026@cwgabriel.bsky.social I had He-Man toys, my sister had She-Ra toys, we’d watch both shows and play together, but I have no nostalgia for it. I’ll wait for streaming. But I did get these for her cats. 020
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 02/06/2026@bobchipman.bsky.social I’m just surprised this is actual tie-in merch. 110
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 27/05/2026I'll forgo the preview and go in cold. Don't want to ruin the bar fight. 040
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/05/2026I visited New York City for the first time in October 2015, and I got to go to a taping of The Late Show. I'm a fan of Stephen Colbert, so this was the highlight of my trip. 110
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/05/2026I helped run @extralifeyyc.bsky.social's table at @otafest.com last weekend. I had my Evercade VS set up & the 1st morning, @evercade.co.uk announced Activision Collection 3. I was showing off my Evercade to another table volunteer, and he was visibly gobsmacked to learn #Activision was once indie. 010
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 21/05/2026I was pleasantly surprised to learn today that @nordvpn.bsky.social now has servers here in #Calgary! No more ads for BC car dealerships in my podcasts! But if #BillC22 becomes law, it'll be moot anyway. Sources below. 120
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 13/05/2026Okay, to give credit where it’s due, Gemini saw an opening while I was searching for that meme and it went all in. 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 13/05/2026Dang. I know this is small potatoes by YouTube standards, but I just use my YouTube channel to stash my raw, unedited game stream videos. Almost all of them have single-digit views. And 0 is a digit. 100
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 13/05/2026When I was in junior *and* senior high, we had to use combination locks provided by the school. But we weren't informed of this requirement until *after* buying a lock at Staples. #scam 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/05/2026Here's another #BurgerKing meme for my fellow Canadians. The end result is so close to #Harveys' real logo, it's almost like looking into a parallel universe. 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/05/2026I considered doing a #BurgerKing meme for my charity gaming group, but result was too much like a real ad. So I used this @penny-arcade.com classic. (CC: @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com, @cwgabriel.bsky.social) 1377
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 30/04/2026It’s April 30! Tax season is over, my fellow Canadian accountants! Can you dig it? Can you dig it? 020
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/04/2026And I thought it was self-aggrandizing when I spelled my name in fountains in my SimCity Classic city. science.nasa.gov/mission/land... 000
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 19/04/2026It's tabletop month at @extralife4kids.bsky.social, and thanks to two donations I received today, I've already earned USD$85 of the USD$100 I need to unlock Extra Life: The Dice Bag! Messaging all your former donors works! www.extra-life.org/participants... 120
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 14/04/2026I’m slowly getting back into Pokémon Go. Tonight I reactivated my Home subscription and moved all my boxes over from Sword. And why do I have fourteen Bulbasaurs?!? 010
Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/04/2026True story, I think it was last year. After work, I was waiting for the bus home, and I saw a bag left at the bus stop full of 2x-size Kit Kat bars. I brought it home, looked the bars over, they were past the best before date but seemed okay so I had one. I did some math, and it was ~$80 of candy. 100