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Jason Montgomery

@jason-montgomery.com
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As seen on Bluesky. Also known as Journ or Journ9er elsewhere. Accountant by day, gamer by night. He/Him. Part of @extralifeyyc.bsky.social. I'm trying. www.jason-montgomery.com

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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 04/10/2026
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 28/09/2026
For several years now, I've been making my own smart-ass, mildly Grinchy Christmas cards for everyone on my mailing list. I've gotten compliments on how the recipients look forward to it each year. But I've used AI in some form each year since 2023 and I want to get off that crutch.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 27/09/2026
No cheating post your lock screen:
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/09/2026
10 years ago, I started a feature for @extralifeyyc.bsky.social's social media: Saturday Night Superfight. Inspired by the #Superfight card game, I created a ridiculous matchup and invited readers to vote & discuss. Since big movies are now often out the same day, I once came up with this. #Dunesday
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/09/2026
10 years ago I coloured my hair purple. We at @extralifeyyc.bsky.social lost a bet with our #Edmonton rivals, so I had to do go purple to honour @stollerykids.bsky.social. If we won, their social media person would've had to get their hair done blue, that's the Alberta Children's Hospital's colour.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 18/09/2026
I'm going to a screening of the 1986 animated #Transformers movie this afternoon. I'm going to go Unicron on the popcorn. 🍿
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 02/09/2026
Police provided this photo of four known members of the Polka Dot Gang. Not shown is the gang’s mysterious leader, known only as “Polkaroo”.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/08/2026
@calgarytransit.com Why did you replace the bus stop signs for the #2 along 78 Avenue NW with signs that say "Future Bus Zone"? All bus service along that road will *end* before August 31, so shouldn't the signs say that instead? This is misinformation.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/08/2026
Too soon?
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 18/08/2026
My Hallmark Christmas tree ornament for 2026. #LowerDecks
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 14/08/2026
Got my Blizzard at DQ for #MiracleTreatDay to support the Alberta Children's Hospital! I tried the Mexican-style Hot Chocolate Made with ABUELITA™ Blizzard. You can taste the cinnamon!
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 08/08/2026
My Criterion Closet picks, which happen to be the only two Criterion editions I actually own. They are WALL-E, and Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 03/08/2026
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/07/2026
@georgetakei.bsky.social I'll bet lots of other people sent you this today.
The Mr. Sulu minifigure from the LEGO Star Trek Enterprise bridge model set. He's holding a rapier.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 12/07/2026
My bodyguard. #PokemonGOFest2026
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 12/07/2026
I took part in #PokemonGOFest2026 at a raid at Chinook Centre today. Me and my shiny Mega Blastoise helped take down Mewtwo!
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 09/07/2026
"Dryden" Serge Lemoyne, 1975 www.mbam.qc.ca/en/oeuvres/3...
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 03/07/2026
I thought of something silly and belated to do for #CanadaDay. I was going to rename all the Bidoofs and Bibarels I have in Pokémon Home and rename them after all 24 of Canada's Prime Ministers. Alas, I only have 14. But one's already named Justin. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 02/07/2026
Hey @playstation.com, here’s my full @evercade.co.uk cartridge collection. Boo. 👻
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 01/07/2026
Metal Wolf Chaos.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 30/06/2026
An eddie in time and space.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 29/06/2026
Dang it, you got me to set my PVR to record General Hospital.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 25/06/2026
What’s the point of adding a case to the shelf if it doesn’t have the disc?
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 21/06/2026
IYKYK. #ToyStory5 #Pokemon
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 21/06/2026
I'm getting back into Pokémon GO. Here's some of my snaps. #GOSnapshot
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 19/06/2026
License to skeet.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 17/06/2026
Now Pizza’s the one being taken out. 🍕
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 16/06/2026
Great, now I can never un-see it. Like the FedEx hidden arrow.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 15/06/2026
The tweet's still up:
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 09/06/2026
Saw this sign on the way to work this morning. Thought of #CowTools.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 05/06/2026
@cwgabriel.bsky.social I had He-Man toys, my sister had She-Ra toys, we’d watch both shows and play together, but I have no nostalgia for it. I’ll wait for streaming. But I did get these for her cats.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 02/06/2026
@bobchipman.bsky.social I’m just surprised this is actual tie-in merch.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 27/05/2026
I'll forgo the preview and go in cold. Don't want to ruin the bar fight.
Cover for Star Trek: Celebrations (2026). It features Beckett and Jennifer embracing and lost in each other's eyes while oblivious to a raging bar fight going on right behind them. T'Lyn is also here, quietly sipping a martini, being her usual unflappable self.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/05/2026
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/05/2026
I visited New York City for the first time in October 2015, and I got to go to a taping of The Late Show. I'm a fan of Stephen Colbert, so this was the highlight of my trip.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/05/2026
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 22/05/2026
I helped run @extralifeyyc.bsky.social's table at @otafest.com last weekend. I had my Evercade VS set up & the 1st morning, @evercade.co.uk announced Activision Collection 3. I was showing off my Evercade to another table volunteer, and he was visibly gobsmacked to learn #Activision was once indie.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 21/05/2026
I was pleasantly surprised to learn today that @nordvpn.bsky.social now has servers here in #Calgary! No more ads for BC car dealerships in my podcasts! But if #BillC22 becomes law, it'll be moot anyway. Sources below.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 13/05/2026
Okay, to give credit where it’s due, Gemini saw an opening while I was searching for that meme and it went all in.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 13/05/2026
Dang. I know this is small potatoes by YouTube standards, but I just use my YouTube channel to stash my raw, unedited game stream videos. Almost all of them have single-digit views. And 0 is a digit.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 13/05/2026
When I was in junior *and* senior high, we had to use combination locks provided by the school. But we weren't informed of this requirement until *after* buying a lock at Staples. #scam
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 12/05/2026
It’s census day in Canada. #2026Census
In a scene from the movie The Warriors, Cyrus addresses the assembled gang members: “Can you count suckas?”
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/05/2026
Here's another #BurgerKing meme for my fellow Canadians. The end result is so close to #Harveys' real logo, it's almost like looking into a parallel universe.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/05/2026
I considered doing a #BurgerKing meme for my charity gaming group, but result was too much like a real ad. So I used this @penny-arcade.com classic. (CC: @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com, @cwgabriel.bsky.social)
An image in the style of a modern retro-styled Burger King ad. There's a Whopper hamburger front and centre, with the slogan "I hope you like text." But between the two half-buns of the Burger King logo, there's this in small red text:

"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

"When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 30/04/2026
It’s April 30! Tax season is over, my fellow Canadian accountants! Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/04/2026
And I thought it was self-aggrandizing when I spelled my name in fountains in my SimCity Classic city. science.nasa.gov/mission/land...
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 19/04/2026
It's tabletop month at @extralife4kids.bsky.social, and thanks to two donations I received today, I've already earned USD$85 of the USD$100 I need to unlock Extra Life: The Dice Bag! Messaging all your former donors works! www.extra-life.org/participants...
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 14/04/2026
I’m slowly getting back into Pokémon Go. Tonight I reactivated my Home subscription and moved all my boxes over from Sword. And why do I have fourteen Bulbasaurs?!?
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 11/04/2026
I hear that.
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 06/04/2026
True story, I think it was last year. After work, I was waiting for the bus home, and I saw a bag left at the bus stop full of 2x-size Kit Kat bars. I brought it home, looked the bars over, they were past the best before date but seemed okay so I had one. I did some math, and it was ~$80 of candy.
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