Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Need a glass of water badly but I don’t wanna walk downstairs. 🥲 000
Reposted by Jas🐰𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂🐰 @xnightbloombunny.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer 683408134974
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My husband is home and I’ve already cleaned the kitchen and now I’m making breakfast. You know men really ruin everything 😹 100
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Didn’t have a jalapeño for my salsa so I just used 4 chile Serrano. My tongue is spicy. 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Omg don’t even mention the 5*/5*. They’ll swarm over to debate! 181
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This is giving 2010 twitter bc I see a lot of recycled tweets. We saw them on twitter, we saw them on X. You’re not funny, beloved. 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Thankfully acts of service is in my top 3. So it’s very rewarding to me especially in times like today when I feel the whole household on my shoulders. 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Being a stay at home wife is so rewarding if your love language is acts of service. If it isn’t it’s a fucking sentence. 100
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I’m volunteering tonight & im spooo tired. Would I be shitty to cancel? 🥲 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Just spend about $240 on groceries and I wanna get a burger…… 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I was supposed to change my name last Friday, this Friday and then I lost my ID. I think it ain’t in the cards. 🤷🏽♀️ 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024😭 I hate just ordering fries sometimes but I promise I don’t think you’re broke 😹😹😹 010
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I hate people that know that I’m just kidding. Literally everything I say is me being a silly goose and that’s all. Catch up? 100
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024He called jack saying “it’ssssss meeeee. Am I interrupting sex for you? Gooooood. Goodnight” 😭😭😭😭 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Wait cause I been watching the secret life of an American teenager and it’s so bad but it’s good and bitch Tom is sooooo fucking funny. 😭 100
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Oh no. Feel like throwing up and my husband & I been fucking like bunnies. Pray for me. I’m too young to bare children. 000
Reposted by JasCraig's Late Night Douche Bag Patrol🦘🦘🦘 @vincentsworkisdone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I really hope. Stephen King comes over. Stephen King, Mark Hamill & Laura Tingle. 626217641029
Reposted by JasOmran Eissa @amoney7.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Nah fr tho this girl need some privileges and a position ASAP. Cuz 30 minutes ago my ass ain’t know wtf BlueSky is and now im having the time of my life. Get yo bag sis 💯 4498
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024media.tenor.coma man is standing in a hallway with the words `` keep it that way '' written on the bottom .ALT: a man is standing in a hallway with the words `` keep it that way '' written on the bottom . 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Yesterday morning I took my dogs out in just a robe and bothering underneath & phat ma made an appearance so today it’s sweats and a hoodie 😹 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Idk why but I get shy around girls I’ve slept with like men I couldn’t give a fuck but the girls?????? ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I really can’t deal 😹 if I never see a tweet from Nicki I will live a happy life lmao 010
Reposted by JasCreole Punani 🔞 @gardenofkayk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Building my TL brick by brick 🧱 5524811291
Reposted by JasMs. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I wonder if this what The Great Migration felt like 23681152
Reposted by JasJen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️ @smil3yangel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024We just need Mark Hamill over here and this place will be complete! 2535025
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I’ll be very happy #onhere if the barbz never make it over. Please lord. 120
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I wish I could get my hips snapped like how you do crab legs from the cluster. It would heal me. 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I bet carrie smelled so bad like Chanel and cigarettes. Yucky lol 000
Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I been doing karaoke for an hour but I didn’t sing Love Sosa. Kinda disappointed in myself. 000
