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@jasg16.bsky.social
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Auntie tired.

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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Need a glass of water badly but I don’t wanna walk downstairs. 🥲
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Some of you are kinda scary.
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🐰𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂🐰 @xnightbloombunny.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Present. 🤝🏽
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My husband is home and I’ve already cleaned the kitchen and now I’m making breakfast. You know men really ruin everything 😹
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I had a blast and will be coming every Thursday. 🙏🏽
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I am soooooo fucking sleepy omg.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Didn’t have a jalapeño for my salsa so I just used 4 chile Serrano. My tongue is spicy.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Omg don’t even mention the 5*/5*. They’ll swarm over to debate!
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is giving 2010 twitter bc I see a lot of recycled tweets. We saw them on twitter, we saw them on X. You’re not funny, beloved.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Being a stay at home wife is so rewarding if your love language is acts of service. If it isn’t it’s a fucking sentence.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m volunteering tonight & im spooo tired. Would I be shitty to cancel? 🥲
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just spend about $240 on groceries and I wanna get a burger……
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A dirty martini would fix me right now.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
About to get groceries. Y’all want something?
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Some people smell cause they stuff the washer machine.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Replying to a text a read on my watch 2 weeks ago. 😹
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Calling someone with braces “metal mouth” is top tier humor.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I was supposed to change my name last Friday, this Friday and then I lost my ID. I think it ain’t in the cards. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
😭 I hate just ordering fries sometimes but I promise I don’t think you’re broke 😹😹😹
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I hate people that know that I’m just kidding. Literally everything I say is me being a silly goose and that’s all. Catch up?
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Wait cause I been watching the secret life of an American teenager and it’s so bad but it’s good and bitch Tom is sooooo fucking funny. 😭
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Oh no. Feel like throwing up and my husband & I been fucking like bunnies. Pray for me. I’m too young to bare children.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If #BASEDGOD get on here it’ll really be 2010 twitter aura.
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Craig's Late Night Douche Bag Patrol🦘🦘🦘 @vincentsworkisdone.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I really hope. Stephen King comes over. Stephen King, Mark Hamill & Laura Tingle.
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Omran Eissa @amoney7.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Nah fr tho this girl need some privileges and a position ASAP. Cuz 30 minutes ago my ass ain’t know wtf BlueSky is and now im having the time of my life. Get yo bag sis 💯
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Yesterday morning I took my dogs out in just a robe and bothering underneath & phat ma made an appearance so today it’s sweats and a hoodie 😹
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
😹😹😹😹
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’m tired of men in loafers with no socks.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Idk why but I get shy around girls I’ve slept with like men I couldn’t give a fuck but the girls?????? ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Creole Punani 🔞 @gardenofkayk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Building my TL brick by brick 🧱
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Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I wonder if this what The Great Migration felt like
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Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️ @smil3yangel.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We just need Mark Hamill over here and this place will be complete!
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I’ll be very happy #onhere if the barbz never make it over. Please lord.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I wish I could get my hips snapped like how you do crab legs from the cluster. It would heal me.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I bet carrie smelled so bad like Chanel and cigarettes. Yucky lol
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I just like having a story to tell 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@agent1906.bsky.social I’m here 🤝🏽
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I been doing karaoke for an hour but I didn’t sing Love Sosa. Kinda disappointed in myself.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Pulp fiction 🤝🏽
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Ms. 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖊 ✧ @sarabellumxo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
New York was fun it smelled like piss 10/10 ⭐️
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
LASZLO
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Giving 30% at the gym today. I did a half assed yoga and I skipping my run today.
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My shien order came in and only two outfits didn’t make the cut. Yes lord.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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cam @camnucopia.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
i'm in the house like carpet
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My friend asked to borrow money but I checked my account and literally has $3.99 😭 I get paid tomorrow and have a strict “no pulling from savings” rule. Sorry sister. I got you tomorrow 😹
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Jas @jasg16.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
A whole new level of havoc I can create 😹
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Richard Ojeda @airborne1970.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
They fight for the fetus because the fetus doesn’t ask anything of them. The moment the fetus becomes a baby they will do everything they can to cut the programs that feed the child, clothe the child and educate the child. And the mother will be labeled a “Welfare Queen” the moment she seeks help!
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Red da Redz @adiarebecca.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Somebody told me earlier… Where you have your Twitter app, replace it with BlueSky. We breaking bad habits as a family!
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