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Jarvi

@jarvi.bsky.social
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A ferret. 18+ content. In Washington, here to annoy you personally.

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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 17h
Hooray all the ads on the train must be for ai!
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow prerelease is going well #mtg
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P.I.T. (they/them) @pupintransit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dog you can't post a right wing diatribe after begging to smell another man's feet 😭
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need you guys to understand my puppy is so pathetic if I raise my voice slightly while playing a game he goes to his crate just in case I was mad at him
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got hacked sorry I'm sorry I'm fixing it it's all certos fault
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow!
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just saw the new Neil breen movie. It was incredible
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm locked in for an incredible movie. We'll see how good Neil breen can be and if he's holding his record for excellence
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mysteriously got this answer
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Certo @certomistle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
With Jarvi for a little late anniversary dinner.
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Delicious food
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fancy restaurant crab rangoon
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Took Certo out for anniversary
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sushi
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Drinky after work with Certo
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Getting a new board game is always a multi day project
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did you know water types are really good at holding their breath? @lachrymose.bsky.social helps Lilac find out. Art by @shinyumbre.bsky.social
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hold on. There's a weird dog in the mirror I need to stare at for a few hours
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The dog has learned he can jump on our bed. Fuck. My life is ruined
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
To the guy balancing five whiteclaws to the register at the gas station: you are cool
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't even check my pms until I drive back to Maryland this sucks.
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What's the deal with me crossing the border to ohio and suddenly being unable to see adult art
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trapped in a hotel room with this fucking loser
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
greatest thrift find of my life
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Skodacious @skoda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I drew @jarvi.bsky.social on my brand new Compaq as a gift, just for him! :)
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Certo @certomistle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I guess they turned me into a Pal, as everyone has been pointing out. Idk if survival crafting will ever be my thing, though.
Picture of valentail sitting down by thefusionlatios on deviantartOfficial palworld model of valentail
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Woozel @wonderwoozel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sass creature
Haizley the Eurasian pine marten (Martes martes) being sassy and saying BITCH
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's really cool how insurance companies double your car insurance and then get upset and offer you better rates when you cancel. And the only way to get better rates is to shop around
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Got bored of being my copilot
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Here's my copilot
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've gotten five phone calls from Gary at member services calling me about my credit card debt today alone. What is going on
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saw a guy with a "ask me about battletech" shirt and it took all my willpower not to get out of line
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
She's learning to steal things at anthrocon
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We are at anthrocon!
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Who am I gonna see at anthrocon?
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Went out to get pizza with Certo.
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Yellow K9 @yellowk9.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lenticular badge for @jarvi.bsky.social! Commissions are open! See more info on my profile and DM to order! ❤️ #furryart #commsopen Lenticular badge pricing info 👇
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Here's my 9 games I want to spread.
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Received gift art from @lachrymose.bsky.social about one of my terrible commander decks. Art by roujinda !
I think he sees more than he lets on
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh boy I get to go into DC tonight. Wish me luck
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My ferret has a stash. Every ferret has a different trigger object. Sometimes it's socks and sometimes it's this
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Certo brought home a mistake
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ferret race 2000
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
She likes taking all of his toys.
Ferret with a tennis ball
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don't think she's gonna win this one
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I also need to trick people into playing Battletech with me
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Using barq to find local furs with magic the gathering as an interest to make my own pod send tweet
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Puppy chewed my work boots. :(
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FANG @ffangedd.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fullbody for Dragonpaw (VGen) #furryart
A wolverine character walking, with a yellow background
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Jarvi @jarvi.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hell yeah ads for war crimes on the subway
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