Sign in

Jarvalho

@jarvalho.bsky.social
357 followers 73 following 1.6K posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 2h
I think "banged" is probably overstating what he could manage.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 2h
Has started a few.
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 2h
I'm English, I know nothing, but why do the #Razorbacks keep running on 3rd and 10, or more?
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 3h
Actually, scratch that,I know lots do
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 3h
One of, if not the, most common names in the world, used as a racist slur. Who cares if it's Mohammed?
100
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 4h
No resume, just a headshot. You're hired.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 9h
I have no objection to Trump Ave. Providing it's heading to the right place, sewage treatment plant, dump, jail, that sort of thing
020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 18h
Seems perfectly qualified, no resume required. You're hired.
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yep, rich people making you pay to head into an office they own and buy lunch from another place they own, and have the office cleaned by the company they own
020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First time I've ever been close to wanting Liverpool to win. Can't quite get over the line.
110
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All his "ideas" are simply re-badging someone else's ideas. The man has the creativity of a wet flannel.
030
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some people really shouldn't let the evil thoughts out.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still irritated Also, why did Tuchel put Garner at left back?
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
England look like a proper team. 3 months too late. #NationsLeague
100
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only thing that could improve that video is a paper cut.
030
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The irrefutable evidence
080
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wish he'd pull his finger out and escort Trump, Putin and Farage
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's even trying to scrape up extra numbers in his made-up fantasy world stories
020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep Jack Smith well away, let's not start that again.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I prefer words like evil, dangerous and grasping to idiots. We've been calling people stupid for years and they're only getting better off.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ironic from Farage who, when expecting a loss, said if the vote was close there should be a 2nd referendum.
191
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They've already built, and stocked, their bunkers
020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He not even trying to hide his extortion. The scary thing is they nobody is surprised, even scarier is there everyone knows there will be no comeback
020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you see what she was wearing tho...
040
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of all the privacy invasions I can actually see a benefit to number plate recognition.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When he says best, does he mean highest?
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or paedos
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That changes nothing. I could've scored both his
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was just thinking the same. Gordon makes him look even worse.
210
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not like him to favour rich, white, rapists.
0110
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How will anyone be able to tell who's winning?
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brilliant, just waiting for a cyborg shaped like Lou Ferrigno to arrive and stomp on Trump now.
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Impressive that Pep won all those honours, all while earning minimum wage.
040
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or the kazoo, cos that'd be friggin great
011
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I prefer him when he's asleep
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone agrees. Good luck with that though. He's been rinsing people in plain sight for decades and keeps getting away with it.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was only 114 charges.
110
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alex Scott too tbf
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cripes, Bake Off is making me feel like I've come out of a coma 20 years into the future #GBBO
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks to me like someone who can't remember where the toilet is.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really surprised nobody has updated Man City's Wikipedia yet by adding a load of asterisks
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep seeing stories that should make waves yet the people remain unaffected. It's been as still as the reflecting pool.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For everyone's sake, he should be under house arrest.
060
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing would please me more than for people to rise up
120
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's ridiculous that these people are untouchable. No wonder people are apathetic
110
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's just leave him out completely, try to forget all about him.
030
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, apart from Farage and his cronies who'd happily sell it to the highest bidder.
010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forest got 6 then got 2 rescinded for cooperating with the investigation. Stands to reason that City should be docked 2 for every charge of non-cooperation. So there's an easy -70 just for starters.
000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sadly we're seeing that no amount of marching and moaning on here makes any difference. The man has an intentional warrant for his arrest and still made an address to the UN.
100
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wish Man C got a point docked for every time someone made this same joke. We'd never see them again.
110