Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026England look like a proper team. 3 months too late. #NationsLeague 100
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Impressive that Pep won all those honours, all while earning minimum wage. 040
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cripes, Bake Off is making me feel like I've come out of a coma 20 years into the future #GBBO 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Really surprised nobody has updated Man City's Wikipedia yet by adding a load of asterisks 010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wish Man C got a point docked for every time someone made this same joke. We'd never see them again. 110
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#MCFC case moving to the appeal stage. What's stopping the FA charging them now? Then if the appeal is successful revert back to how it was. This way teams know what points they, and their rivals, have now. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Annoying to read that AI will kill us in 10 years. I've got 11 years left on my mortgage. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Robbed but didn't deserve anything. That was garbage. Creating bugger all #NFFC 030
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026VAR ruining football, it's not the V it's the AR idiots #NFFC 030
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nice to see Man U get some VARma for the Mbuemo handball against #NFFC 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Poor old Awoniyi. He had great times for us but we made like a bandit getting £9m for him. Missing chances and now a red card 100
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As a #NFFC fan they need to change the rules. If you lose a player to injury to a yellow card worthy foul you should be able to replace them. Especially when it puts you down to ten men. But in other news, screw em, the graceless tits. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ndoye and Murillo are pissing me off this season #NFFC 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm saying this while we're winning, so no grievance, but Andy Madeley is a fkin dreadful ref #NFFC 030
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Didn't expect Cunha to be called up ahead of Murillo. Maybe it'll give him a kick up the backside. #NFFC 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Early days, of course, I think we look defensively decent but really lacking creativity. Can't stand Ndoye and playing wider wastes MGW. I'd like to see Jesus start instead of Ndoye as they'd give defenders more trouble. #NFFC 150
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Murillo getting MOTM for #NFFC is baffling. Schlager was head and shoulders better 160
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ndoye is genuinely my least favourite player in a decade #NFFC 300
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Biggest transfer deadline story for #NFFC is that we kept hold of Neco Williams 080
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I understand why #NFFC are letting Hutchinson go as Glasner doesn't play wingers. Less sure why we're looking at replacing him with Jacob Murphy 240
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Trump doesn't care about Lake Ontario Trump doesn't care about the Gulf of Mexico. Trump carea that we're talking about both, rather than his crimes. 031
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Would much rather talk about those Epstein files. Couldn't give a toss what an old man calls a lake. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Marinakis won't be going to Croydon any time soon Lucky sod. #NFFC 050
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So #NFFC are buying an Everton wonder kid centre mid for £40m. I assume Everton will be signing John Victor for £25m. 170
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Looks like you wore it to decorate in, then sewed a black badge on after. #NFFC 220
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Has anyone ever dealt with Openreach and it not be a complete shambles? Trump is doing a better job on the reflecting pool than they're doing setting up my broadband 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Glasner complaining like Nuno without actually having done anything good yet. Ignoring that he's had a good season, has quality in defence but they appear confused, that he took Jesus off and left Wood on, etc. I am struggling not to dislike him. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Glasner's sloping shoulders are pissing me off, saying he's not Messiah and this team was fighting relegation last year. We were one place below his Palace team and Vitor had us playing great. He needs to own it, they aren't great but aren't used to his system. #NFFC 140
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If we get Delap we still need a centre mid and wing back. I feel Glasner isn't keen on Aina, and he's not been the same since his injury last year. #NFFC 220
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Please tell me the advantage of having 3 centre backs? #NFFC 120
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton dies, meanwhile arseholes like Trump, Musk and Farage slip on through, leaving a slimy trail. This world is unfair. 010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Boring start for #NFFC but at least we have plenty of time to squeeze a new manager in before the transfer deadline. 050
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I've enjoyed #NFFC not ruining my weekends for a while. Back to the grind 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know friendlies are for fitness but I'd be irritated if I'd paid #NFFC to watch then found out they played that behind closed doors game v Coventry. They can prepare how they like but don't charge the fans then don't let them see the first team. 010
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I assume Yates being in the back 3 ahead of Morato and Binden means they'll be sold/loaned. #NFFC 110
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Once Bezos takes over Liverpool I assume Everton are going to have to sign for their transfers if they happen to go out. 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Does it make me horribly uncouth if I thought Troy was better than The Odyssey? Brad Pitt's ridiculous accent isn't as bad as The Odyssey's ludicrous horse and them making Odysseus an idiot. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Always thought Eddie Howe was massively overrated. Good move for Newcastle 210
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026John Cleese's acting performance as a bigoted, whinging, sociopath looks less impressive with every press release. 000
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Don't suppose the #NFFC match is on anywhere? Should be more interesting than work 200
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tough for Trump knowing that if not for bone spurs he'd have been lifting that trophy for real #WorldCup 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Trump eyeing up that big golden glove trophy #WorldCup 001
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Couldn't have happened to a nicer team #WorldCup #VivaEspana 020
Jarvalho @jarvalho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain are going to have to score 4 to get 1 to count #WorldCup #F*FA 011
