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@jarow17.bsky.social
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same. Literally all the time for the last 30 years.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Gemini tells me this was from Huffpost and it was Kankakee, which also tracks.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Salem has the closest Burger King to I-57 proximity that I can think of lol
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Shut up, you knew what you were doing lol
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My thoughts also. Something like, "Seven hours before the game, he placed a $1,000 bet that he would stop and eat an entire jar of kimchi in the 3rd quarter under a friends account. With, 3:32 left in the third quarter, he stopped suddenly and ate a jar of kimchi. The crowd sat, stunned"
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Spending the day at 7/11 will get you a trespassing charge too. Double standard much?
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Splenda had the same hold during the 2000's that Sweet and Low had on the 80's. Wild.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It is a superior method. You blot dry after with tp.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Watched this last night and came here to say the same thing.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is what came to my mind.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
From you and your young co-star, whose name escapes me
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Such an amazing performance, as per the usual, my good sir
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Either way, I appreciate the conversation and your perspective. Have a wonderful holiday!
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I think you are technically 100% right whether it's the minority or not. Language isn't supposed to make sense and any meaning of any word is only the majority agreeing to it. It's a social construct and nothing else. Colloquialisms make everything right and wrong at the same time.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
*For the record, I'm not nor have I ever been been very good. Obviously, I have no idea how you did in high school English class.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
It makes more sense from a proper English standpoint but it's almost like an informal version of English has become a separate dialect at times. For the record, I'm not nor have you ever been very good at grammar. I'm good at guessing what it should look like but I have never understood the rules.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Oh yeah, I understand but thank you. I'd just never in my life seen it corrected. I'd argue the common usage of "thing" does make sense but it very much could be because I'm from a rural area where we use words improperly all the time. If I had a nickel for every time I heard "I could care less".
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'd give him a pass on this one. I don't think or thing I'd tangle with Rob
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
That's interesting. I've never heard that particular semantic debate. I've always assumed the "thing" is whatever you expect to happen will not so you've got "another thing coming". The thing could be thought or fist or pelican.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I once said, "I'll turn this car around right now!" and my kids replied in unison, "YES!" I knew then that society had been changed forever.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
One day just started saying, "Well, well, well, look who is here." To wife, kids and dogs. Like hitting late thirties activated something in me.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The extremely aggressive point is what gets me. His words never mean anything just vapid noise but that point had malice dripping from it. It reminded me of movies when Satan is pretending to be nice but his true form shows for a split second.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
And a taco stand on every corner
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Lindsey Halligan, the DOJ attorney prosecuting James Comey, appeared on the television reality show South Beach Tow in a bikini. She is just poking fun at her for it.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Warranted.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Dude, we have been telling you that for 30 years.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I think the point is that being a switch-hitter is what is more impressive thus why it's always included as a qualifier whenever a switch-hitter accomplishes something.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"Let me read you something that someone didn't write."
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The truest meme I've ever seen is the one that says something like, "I had a suspicion as a child that adults were morons but I didn't realize the situation was this dire."
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Oh sweet summer child, allow me to tell you the tales of how incredibly stupid the general populace is.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I didn't scroll far enough to see your post but I posted the exact same thing.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This program has been available for years.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Sane washing
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
HHH is a much better actor than the guy behind Trump lol
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Imagine how many of those were "hot dog sandwich" related.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
It's a joke about GenX being lead babies. Lead doesn't float.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
YOU EVER SEE GEN X FLOAT? THEY CANT DO IT
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Roughly every photorealistic mask produced before say 2005 is terrifying.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
More like "Spicy Discontinued Foods!", amirite?
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Who says that American citizens can't do great things?? He is the only person I've heard utter those words
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Also, B and C list celebrities used to be relegated to game shows, made for TV movies and straight to DVD movies that limited their exposure. Now all of them have podcasts and huge platforms
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It's a wild phenomenon. I think it starts with sincerity in questioning the world around them, which is fine, but the reality being relatively simple and boring just bugs the shit out of them. But they are so far deep at that point they have to grift to stay relevant.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I followed her on the Instagrams for a bit and I can say with 100% certainty that her spiral started when they started dating. She may have been too crazy for him.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
According to the reports of Musks baby mamas, it's him trying to jizz up a coup.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
How does he have a platform still?
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Good point lol. Need to remember to always end with "so far."
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Yes, removed from menu. Usually because they ran out. It's the dumbest thing these snowflakes have come up with.
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Jared @jarow17.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Fuck @clueheywood.bsky.social , let's do it ourselves
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