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Jarod Johnson

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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 10h
The part of personal responsibility
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 12h
How can you tell if someone is a truly elite human being? You can tell. www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
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Jeb Bush: 'You can tell when someone is a Christian'
Every time Jeb Bush tries to take the high ground against Donald Trump, he seems to stumble into a detour.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 12h
God, these people are so fucking stupid. bsky.app/profile/jose...
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 12h
These people are so fucking stupid
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 14h
Shut up and take my money! chuckjones.com/product/daff...
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Daffy Duck For President – Chuck Jones
Written and illustrated by Chuck Jones Publisher: Warner Bros. Worldwide Publisher Place of Publication: Boston, Massachusetts Date Published: 1997 Please contact your consultant for more details and ...
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 14h
My kids love books, and Storyline Online was a great way for them to listen to stories when they were little and we couldn't keep up. But I always made sure to read to them at least every day at bedtime.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 14h
Parenting is exhausting, and I have a lot of sympathy for parents who are occasionally too tired at the end of the day. But reading to your baby is the BARE MINIMUM.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forget the 22nd amendment, "4 more years" makes no sense for a midterm
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brown M&Ms
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Better Off Ted
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can the "My man looks" post be a bit much sometimes? Sure. But do they also deliver gems like this? Absolutely.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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They Had Us In The First Half Not Gonna Lie
Alt: Football player being interviewed, saying "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not all men. But probably that one.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The full quote that I found was "It was the only NBA or NCAA men's game going on at thay time in Atlanta." So it sounds like their evidence that he was in Atlanta was that he was a a basketball game, and their evidence that it was a Hawks game was that the Hawks were the only game in Atlanta.
NBC News website that reads:

Schmitt later went on “The Charlie Kirk Show,” where one of the hosts praised him for the “great moment.” “Good for you on that,” host Andrew Kolvet said.

“Gotta give you some flowers for that, sir,” he said, saying Smith “sat there acting dumbfounded and completely clueless.”

“It was the only NBA or NCAA men’s game going on at that time in Atlanta. He claimed later that he was at another game,” Schmitt responded. “Here’s the thing — my job is to ask the questions. If that’s what his answer is, that’s what his answer is.”

On Tuesday night, Schmitt wrote in a post on X, “Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?”
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That certainly sounds like something worthy of a congressional investigation
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did they have more posters with different texts that they didn't get to because the whole thing derailed so quickly?
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even if he was at the Atlanta Hawks game, what are those texts supposed to insinuate? Even if they did show he was there, why were they supposed to be nefarious? It's a helluva leap from him being at a game to him meeting specific people on the case.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are those texts even supposed to be proof of? Schmitt claimed they were proof that he was meeting someone possibly connected to the Georgia case, but this doesn't really show...anything.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MAGA Against Canada
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Excerpt from Harry Frankfurt's essay On Bullshit:

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows
the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. A
person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to
that extent respectful of it. When an honest man speaks, he says
only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is
correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to
be false. For the bullshitter, however, all these bets are off: he is
neither on the side of the true nor on the side of the false. His eye
is not on the facts at all, as the eyes of the honest man and of the
liar are, except insofar as they may be pertinent to his interest in
getting away with what he says. He does not care whether the
things he says describe reality correctly. He just picks them out,
or makes them up, to suit his purpose
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I actually don't think Trump is a liar. He is a picture-perfect example of how Harry Frankfurt describes a bullshitter. It might seem like a distraction without a difference, but I think it helps explain why he's so impervious to fact checks
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi seemed to like calling it "super intelligence." I don't know what more you want.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Counterpoint: bsky.app/profile/dart...
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A TikTok went viral of a recruiter telling applicants to not bring iced coffee to job interviews, and it inspired the discourse
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Womanizer. Crook (complimentary)"
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, thay does sound like something Trump would do
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sen Murray is very good in these hearings, and even she couldn't seem to believe what she was hearing
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tldr version: The words "national security" are not a magical incantation that give the president carte blanche to do whatever the fuck he wants
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks. I wasn't seeing it elsewhere, so I just wanted to double check
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we bring his father-in-law back and deport LePage?
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do we know why it was deleted? Was it a fake?
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait til he hears what FBI agents are up to
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe we can give him a participation trophy instead of an arch
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Normally, I would agree. But reading through that press release and how they keep referring to him as "the illegal alien" in order to dehumanize him feels like it's creeping into that territory.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Too many times, I've sent my wife a cute video, and immediately, she's like "that's AI"
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had seen conservatives on Threads freaking out about this and thought there must be more to the story. Same with the kid whose mother was barred by a court from taking her kid to church.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A black lab sleeping with its head on his owner's stomach
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm surprised Mike Johnson's phone didn't go off with an alert that his son was watching that interview
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Or, as SCOTUS calls it, a gratuity
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/cO8T5Ur20xw?...
youtu.be
Everybody Loves Raymond - I For Got having Sex
YouTube video by Ray Barone
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Concerning
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the best answer to that stupid question that I've seen
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're going to publicly state that lying is part of a major religion, you'd better have more to back that up than "apparently"
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
2 frames of Principal Skinner from The Simpsons
The first frame is Skinner pondering with the text "Am I out of touch?"
The second frame is Skinner having a revelation with the text "No, it's a disinformation campaign by the Chinese"
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Humans work to live. We do not live to work.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ICE isn't in the business of terrorizing children. It's just a fringe benefit.
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Clean as coal
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Immaculately CLEAN"?
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Jarod Johnson @jarodjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The sequel to Freedom Fries is somehow even dumber
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