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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™

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USMC Veteran. Son of Immigrants. I am *I remember when Russia was the Enemy* years old. I'm not going back to where I came from.

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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As strong as ever 🤣🤣🤣
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Same. I was finishing up a job when I got in my truck, turned on Howard, and heard the news that forever changed our lives.
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not a backfire if that was the intended result.
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Star Citizen Bug
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Lost: Charlie Pace's 'Not Penny's Boat'
ALT: Lost: Charlie Pace's 'Not Penny's Boat'
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yup
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That's why they're called "smarks"
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Because it's actually a Communist takeover
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Wendy Conrad: Your Happy Workplace Blah Blah Blah
ALT: Wendy Conrad: Your Happy Workplace Blah Blah Blah
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They can't because they're making a big deal of deporting them before the election
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Mitch McConnell"
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Republicans love to violate the 1st Amendment
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/howardster...
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From the howardstern community on Reddit: “The slot-how’s the slot?”
Explore this post and more from the howardstern community
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
IYKYK
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thank you for introducing "cooterfluencing" to my vocabulary 🤓
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over.
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I see what you did there with the tan suit 🤭
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Loki Series: Tom Hiddleston's 'Bit of Both'
ALT: Loki Series: Tom Hiddleston's 'Bit of Both'
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Except Chuck isn't afraid of losing like the rest of them - he was forced to drop out by his fellow Republicans. They found out he was sexually harassing his female staffers and tried to cheat on his wife - things that Good Conservative Christians aren't supposed to be doing 🤷
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Translation - it's ok to beat your wife or girlfriend as long as you're a Conservative Christian
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"But how can a guy named Amir *not be a Muslim*?" - Republicans, apparently
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*Removed* is not the same as *Moved*
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
With Elmo tossing around $120 million *he doesn't need to donate anymore*🤷‍♂️
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He could have protected her better by airing Miller's abuse and forcing him to step down - but I guess the House needed another rubber stamp more than his daughter needed safety 🤦‍♂️
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
μαλάκα
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
μαλάκα
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ναί
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Maybe Russia quit writing checks?
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Because we've reached the point where pretending is no longer necessary for them.
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is either being deliberately obtuse, or he truly is a moron🤦‍♂️
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Perhaps he shrugged because he is also a "real neo-Nazi"?
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Violating the Constitution is funny now?
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Sure, Jan. (Brady Bunch Meme)
ALT: Sure, Jan. (Brady Bunch Meme)
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 "...Miller had previously thrown hot water at her, shoved her, and held a gun to her head; therefore, she couldn’t rule out that Miller caused their daughter’s fracture."
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Office Jim Halpert
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Assistant *to the* manager
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Dwight K Shrute's Confused Face in The Office
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When the rhythm is glad There is nothing to be sad
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
May his memory *NOT* be eternal
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Neon Sign: Sorry Not Sorry
ALT: Neon Sign: Sorry Not Sorry
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Cartman's 'Yes It Is' Moment
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Every. Damn. Time.
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South Park Ned: It's Coming Right For Us!
ALT: South Park Ned: It's Coming Right For Us!
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We're just normal men.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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King Of The Hill Pissed
ALT: King Of The Hill Pissed
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm sure they're *not* planning on releasing it right before/after November 3rd?
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Natalie Portman Says 'Right?'
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Καλημέρα
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What a fvcking 🐈
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Man Says Wack
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Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ @jarheadjim.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mitch got some explaining to do
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