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Jared Stock

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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 25/09/2026
Isgur is so disingenuous it gets tiresome. Drove me away from listening to LRC having to hear shit like this from her
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 25/09/2026
Hey who the fuck is this guy
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 23/09/2026
It's 2029. Donald Trump stands alone in the middle of the glistening ballroom-drone-bunker-hospital-massage parlor complex. Crowds outside. He opens a can of gasoline with tears in his eyes as the chandelier he commissioned in the shape of his head wiggles precariously. He whispers "I am the code"
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/09/2026
This seems to describe basically every person and decision from this White House, and extends all the way to the Republican Party as a movement. They love death, and love things that make more death!
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 10/09/2026
we've tried circuses, but have you fuckers ever heard of BREAD??
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 09/09/2026
one thing i know in my bones is that Microsoft Fucking Sharepoint cannot be automated away, it will always come back. therefore it must be destroyed completely by throwing it into the sun
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 06/09/2026
Why is (squints) Jon hamm in the space force??
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 29/08/2026
I really think so much of this boils to down to people think because space is cold (true) it’s easy to cool things in space (very much not true)
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 28/08/2026
Cat
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't argue with religious people because my thing sounds crazy too. Here's the deal, a big star blew up and the debris flew across the universe and eventually assembled itself into me
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 23/08/2026
Dans Sullivanses
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 23/08/2026
i am calling for a 60 day moratorium on all Dan Sulilvans until we figure out what the hell is going on
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 02/08/2026
I think a genuinely good interview strategy with a belligerent RFK is to just say “what? Huh? I didn’t get that” To every single thing he says
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 01/08/2026
I just want them to talk like robots is that too much to ask
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 21/07/2026
What’s happening is Donald Trump declared a Surprise War with Persia, thus inflicting a war weariness penalty on our Cultural, Scientific, and Gold yields. This will derail America’s cultural victory and allow China to win a science victory
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 14/07/2026
hell -- and i cannot emphasize this enough -- fucking yeah
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 12/07/2026
Soldier. Your mission, should you choose to accept it…
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 02/07/2026
You either die a hero…
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 02/07/2026
I say this with all sincerity: this is the type of society we should be trying to build
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 19/06/2026
UNBUTTON THE JACKET WE BEG
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 13/06/2026
Someone had to say it
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 12/06/2026
yeah man idk trillionaires shouldn't exist perhaps
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 11/06/2026
Pokemon Go to war
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 03/06/2026
This type of finding is easily disproved by just looking around. Is anything like 1 of every 6 people in your life suffering from long COVID? Obviously not. Even 1 in 20? I’d still say no. How can you say this with a straight face??
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 08/04/2026
have you ever listened to a podcast and thought "this is great, but I wish it could hurt me physically?" you're in luck!
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 23/03/2026
motherfucker have you ever heard of the 12 Days of Christmas? Checkmate, bitch
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 11/03/2026
They love to have this clear, firm, fundamental view when the guy has an R next to his name, but if it's a D? No powers for you I'm afraid, just the way it's always been. Congress has to do everything, actually
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 05/03/2026
I think they have... other seating available
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 05/03/2026
lol I love to see the Strolls suffer, couldn't happen to a better father-son pair of ghouls
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 28/02/2026
Hey quick question which branch of government has the sole power to declare war?
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 27/02/2026
This is just the racist baseball guy from National Review
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 27/02/2026
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 24/02/2026
Writing these words when 1) Trump v US exists and 2) you are ostensibly a lawyer is immediate grounds to take away your phone and laptop forever, like sending Napoleon to some island
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/02/2026
COMPUTER ENHANCE
A zoomed in view of Trump's lapel pins: an American flag, and a cartoon version of himself
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 29/01/2026
Ah yes sir, if only we had thought of that
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 27/01/2026
one thing I love to do is write a little post for this hellsite and immediately discard it. it gets the thought out of my brain where I can then feel the Poster's Shame. not this post though. this is a good one
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 26/01/2026
hold on where's my surprised_pikachu.gif
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/01/2026
Whatever floats your boat! I prefer not ever thinking about it
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/01/2026
And another
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/01/2026
This is a good one if you haven’t already
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/01/2026
PSA to subscribe to some blocklists on here! I can’t tell you how many threads I’ve seen of people dealing with this stuff and I find I’ve already blocked the offenders
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 16/01/2026
Can you imagine being this empty inside? Like I still think about a bad Pokémon card trade I made when I was 8 and she just gave him her prize for fash swag
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 15/01/2026
Governing like me playing my first Civ 6 diety game
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 13/01/2026
someBODY once told me
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 05/01/2026
surely you mean on a yogurt container, right? right??
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 22/12/2025
I swear to god I'm on a meeting in which someone just said the words "you might have to check with Dick Shit". how am I supposed to do anything now?
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Jared Stock @jaredstock.com · 18/12/2025
The thread that ties the DEI/college campus/free speeech omni-panic together is conservatives refusing to accept that their ideas are empirically bad, and then doubling down on those ideas again and again
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