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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 15h

Finally, merit-based hiring is back.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Love that reliable > smartest when it comes to Darlene Graham.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[clears throat, taps mic]: wah.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No one has benefited more from quote unquote “DEI” initiatives than Christopher Rufo.

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William Boyle @wmboyle4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

HEAVY SUGAR is out 3 months from today! Hope like hell you’ll consider preordering it! Thank you! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/828881...

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was very excited by Coyote vs. ACME's big comeback, and got it into my head that the reason WB shelved it was because of its anti-capitalist positions. So I saw it. And it was...not good.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Journalists look at Michael Tracey the same way vampires look at Count Chocula.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We allowed corporate short-term stock-price-chasing capitalism to take over the whole organism the way cancer does. Thank you, Citizens United.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Interesting how 100% of people who complain when things "get political" are from the same political persuasion.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wonder how near to $100 "nearly $100" will turn out to be.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well, this doesn't sound like the Donald J. Trump I know.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is just another version of "if we keep calling them Nazis they'll have no choice but to go full Nazi."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Perhaps "into red territory" wasn't the best way to go here.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Into the red, as in "in danger" (?) which, admittedly, is a confusing phrase in this context.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In a normal world, this whole thing would've ended when Altman said his business model didn't work unless he ingested copyrighted material for free.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I will never understand why we are all cursed with knowing who Christopher Rufo even is.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also I fail to see how telling a computer to do the thinking for you = a world of pure imagination.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Free Market of Ideas folks are always the first to say Get Out when they hear something they don't like.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

By granting itself permission to murder, society undermines its own ability to call murder wrong.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Caravans and lower prices, always one midterm away.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Future generations will be like, "How could you not tell it was a bad idea to trust this man? He's practically drooling here."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is this the same guy who says people should know what they’re talking about in order to vote?

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was trying to find a pic of the hospital administrator.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well, I can't get on board with his dating Kyrsten Sinema policy but I totally support his hurl Kyrsten Sinema's paintings into a pool policy.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She's just trying to keep him awake.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere. We can offer a form."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Out of nowhere I just remembered that time during his first term when he read, out loud, for the first time, the word Yosemite and he pronounced it like it was in a Beastie Boys verse.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Abercrombie & Fitch mannequins in six shirts standing by as air conditioning spills into the streets of Pasadena.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm still confused. Let's say he can put Smith and Willis at the same game: then what? What is he even alleging?

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But then what? Even if Smith and Willis attend the same game, what even is the allegation?

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is what I've been asking all day: even if, for the sake of argument, he can put Smith at a Hawks game, and Fanni Willis at a Hawks game (was she even at the game?) is that...all he has? They were in the same stadium? What even is this baroque allegation?

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes but the conflict didn't begin itself, did it?

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's long slow Curb-style zoom during Atlanta/Iowa reveal towards Katie Britt that ends here. (you can see she's seated to Schmitt's right)

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The real question here is: Is Leavitt a. smart enough to intentionally make this error, that know-it-all liberals will be powerless to avoid her bait, thus generating more attention? b. dumb enough to inadvertently make this error? c. b., but will roll with it afterwards, as if intentional?

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Hey, Eric. How'd your audition go?"

Big Lebowski where Walter describes the botched handoff as, "Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the most embarrassing shit I've seen in a while and it won't affect Schmitt's career in the slightest.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The exciting thing about modern American conservatism is you can't lose credibility if you never had any in the first place.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He's trying to do the thing where you post something categorically false on Twitter that gets 100k likes and then quietly offer a retraction the next day that get 14 views except it doesn't work the same way in real life.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is a perfect distillation of modern American conservatism. 10/10. No notes.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Began” is some NYT police shooting-grade passive voice.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Paxton 2026: Vote for me I'm terrific under pressure.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's not often that a Democrat has their Republican opponent on the ropes making blunders like this. It's almost always the other way around and I can't believe I'm seeing it.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The whole thing is unhinged but nothing more so* than the framed painting overlapping another framed painting. *except for this refrigerator's apparently infinite volume; it's the Wile E. Coyote's bindle of appliances.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

4. It’s called the Strait of Trump now, even though we don’t control it. Which we do!

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Referring to Katie Miller as a "prominent conservative podcaster" makes it sound like she's prominent for her podcasting.

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