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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This job title has strong Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence vibes.

Kristi Noem: Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

As a treat to hold us over until this shitshow is released, here's page 1 of True Allegiance, Ben Shapiro's only work of fiction, in which Jennifer sighs twice in the first three paragraphs.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

As a little treat before we get to see what a Ben Shapiro screenplay looks like, here's the opening page of True Allegiance, Ben's only work of fiction, in which Jennifer sighs twice in the first three paragraphs.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Whatley getting clobbered on the ground in Durham.

Sign that reads “Does Michael Whatley eat farts?”

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The real accomplishment here is making Vacant look like James Baldwin.

From 8/26/26 to 10/26, Vacant was press secretary.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The tortoiseshell is alternately clingy and standoffish. Right now she’s trying to decide which.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Confirmed. Also: best known for being very publicly wrong.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A vital part of this system is to get Susan Dell to do inflict the above on the below in order to pledge her fealty.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Future generations will be like, "How could you not tell it was a bad idea to trust this man? He's practically drooling here."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's long slow Curb-style zoom during Atlanta/Iowa reveal towards Katie Britt that ends here. (you can see she's seated to Schmitt's right)

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Hey, Eric. How'd your audition go?"

Big Lebowski where Walter describes the botched handoff as, "Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up."

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The whole thing is unhinged but nothing more so* than the framed painting overlapping another framed painting. *except for this refrigerator's apparently infinite volume; it's the Wile E. Coyote's bindle of appliances.

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Jared Lipof @jaredlipof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who is this here? The mistress? A relative? She's too bemused to be a victim's relative. A juror? I need a wide establishing shot I'm having trouble with the geography.